Foo - If you were a car, which one would you be?

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Ka_Jun
03-25-09, 10:49 AM
...I would be a Chevy Suburban.











...Due to it's capacity to carry large loads of gas.










You?


ModoVincere
03-25-09, 10:50 AM
I would clearly be an older FIAT 124 spider.
Nice to look at, fun to drive, practically useless, and broken down more often then not.

jsharr
03-25-09, 10:51 AM
23 T bucket roadster with a chrome small block chevy


Suzie Green
03-25-09, 10:53 AM
Anything with a small back seat. :D

Like this...

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1960-1969/1961-Nash-Metropolitan-Aqua-White-le.jpg

artifice
03-25-09, 10:54 AM
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:aPfdjD-9-1dwkM:http://autobash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/maserati-granturismo-1-big.jpg
(I wish)

ModoVincere
03-25-09, 10:54 AM
*mental note, arti would be fast and easy to drive *

:innocent:

Wordbiker
03-25-09, 11:02 AM
http://www.hagerty.com/NewsManager/articlefiles/1011-Tow-Mater-2.jpg

UnsafeAlpine
03-25-09, 11:10 AM
http://www.1-18scalecars.com/Lancia/Lancia_Stratos_MC_Rally_1977_front_quarter.jpg

ugly as hell, but a badass ride... ;)

jsharr
03-25-09, 11:12 AM
http://www.hagerty.com/NewsManager/articlefiles/1011-Tow-Mater-2.jpg

That has at least one too many teeth to be you.

KingTermite
03-25-09, 11:32 AM
My cool answer: time traveling delorean

My real answer:
'57 chevy truck

Huge, but surprisingly no back seat.

pgoat
03-25-09, 11:34 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1123/1079582196_155b292ba1.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1174/1128287434_2710c61662.jpg

maddmaxx
03-25-09, 11:41 AM
1969 Dodge Charger Daytona.

gnome
03-25-09, 11:44 AM
http://forum.avtoindex.com/foto/data/media/29/Citroen_GS_X_1975_30.jpg

KingTermite
03-25-09, 11:45 AM
Who's the Fooster with the explosive back end?

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/08/0824_uglycars/image/3pinto.jpg

pgoat
03-25-09, 11:47 AM
Baby got back!:eek:

x136
03-25-09, 11:59 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/RockFortLedgeCarRustedBatteredHulk.jpg/800px-RockFortLedgeCarRustedBatteredHulk.jpg

Wordbiker
03-25-09, 12:16 PM
If jsharr was a car...

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/jsharrcar.jpg

KingTermite
03-25-09, 12:18 PM
For the retro grouches....like retrogrouch for example. ;)

http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/112354.jpg

ModoVincere
03-25-09, 12:19 PM
all of Foo:
http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/Mystery%20Machine3.jpg

Tude
03-25-09, 12:20 PM
With a big lift kit and mudders - I like to get dirty

http://image.automotive.com/f/features/10986350/131_0812_10_z+broken_road_4x4_shop_nh+jeep_cj_mud_pit.jpg

bikingshearer
03-25-09, 12:23 PM
A Pacer stretch limo. Huge and more or less useless. Just like me.

jsharr
03-25-09, 12:46 PM
If jsharr was a car...

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/jsharrcar.jpg

that is better than a bull riding monkey or a smoking crab.

mickey85
03-25-09, 01:07 PM
23 T bucket roadster with a chrome small block chevy

a ******* (i.e. an illegitimate child)?


I'd probably be a Toronado. Large, loud, and perpetually driving the wrong wheels...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Oldsmobile_Toronado_0003.jpg

pgoat
03-25-09, 01:10 PM
all of Foo:
http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/Mystery%20Machine3.jpg

IDs, l to r?

the one with the tongue hanging out would be you, horndog

CdCf
03-25-09, 01:24 PM
An old Range Rover. Jack of all trades, master of none. An allrounder that doesn't impress, but sometimes surprises.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6882/rrover.jpg

ModoVincere
03-25-09, 01:25 PM
IDs, l to r?

the one with the tongue hanging out would be you, horndog

guilty as charged.

Wordbiker
03-25-09, 01:34 PM
that is better than a bull riding monkey or a smoking crab.

Made that just for you. ;)

Benjamin11
03-25-09, 01:45 PM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s54/LEE_337_420/052951.jpg




No, but really.



http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x163/minharley/DSC00864.jpg

Metzinger
03-25-09, 01:59 PM
Incredibly awesome, but getting a bit old and battered.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d104/secondboydrizzt/star%20wars/landspeeder.jpg
And nobody understands how I work.

AEO
03-25-09, 02:02 PM
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif

I think I would be that.

poor milage and range, but good power.

KingTermite
03-25-09, 02:04 PM
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif

I think I would be that.

Small and definitely unique....that has "AEO" written all over it! Well, not yet it doesn't, but give me a can of spray paint.

UnsafeAlpine
03-25-09, 02:06 PM
Small and freakin' strange as hell....that has "AEO" written all over it!

Fixed it for truthiness.

jsharr
03-25-09, 02:09 PM
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif

I think I would be that.

poor milage and range, but good power.

It is too much like your present day ride.

http://ok-cleek.com/images/sf/dykes_on_bikes.jpg

AEO
03-25-09, 02:11 PM
I bet you I could get girls all over if I was riding that kettenkrad.

Sixty Fiver
03-25-09, 02:12 PM
Anything with a small back seat. :D

Like this...

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1960-1969/1961-Nash-Metropolitan-Aqua-White-le.jpg

My friend had a Nash Metropolitan when we were in high school some 25 years ago... that car was a blast.

If I was a motor vehicle I would have to be this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/ZweiRadMuseumNSU_Triumph_Bonneville.JPG/800px-ZweiRadMuseumNSU_Triumph_Bonneville.JPG

pgoat
03-25-09, 02:12 PM
http://ok-cleek.com/images/sf/dykes_on_bikes.jpg

I see room for at least two more people there

KingTermite
03-25-09, 02:12 PM
I bet you I could get girls all over if I was riding that kettenkrad.

all over what? the tank tracks? :innocent:

AEO
03-25-09, 02:16 PM
but there's so much room on the trunk!
http://www.afrikakorps.org/_photos/Kettenkrad/KettenkradWehrFalschCapBrit.jpg

Metzinger
03-25-09, 02:22 PM
^KingTermite! You gotta change your avitar!
I accidentally started staring at your tooth and suddenly 15 minutes went by!
I may have had some sort of seizure!

jsharr
03-25-09, 02:24 PM
^KingTermite! You gotta change your avitar!
I accidentally started staring at your tooth and suddenly 15 minutes went by!
I may have had some sort of seizure!

no, you just did some transfixed dental meditation there son.

Naterider
03-25-09, 09:14 PM
BMW Twin Turbo Diesil.(representing the guads)

AEO
03-25-09, 09:20 PM
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif

I think I would be that.

poor milage and range, but good power.

I should say power/weight

and isn't not really a bike, it just has a bike front end. it's closer to a trike and even closer to a half-track which is a car :p

dar83
03-25-09, 09:33 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/1987_Buick_Grand_National.jpg/800px-1987_Buick_Grand_National.jpg



underestimated and from the 80's lol

x136
03-25-09, 09:35 PM
I really can't understand that thing. If both tracks are going full-bore ahead, steering that skinny tire in the front ain't gonna do a damn thing. However, if the driver can adjust the speed of each track so as to turn like a proper tank, it's going to turn whether or not it has a wheel in the front.

[edit: By which I refer to the thingy above the Grand National.]

Hickeydog
03-25-09, 09:43 PM
It is too much like your present day ride.

http://ok-cleek.com/images/sf/dykes_on_bikes.jpg

Threesome on a bike? Pcad aught to look into that.