Foo - If you were a car, which one would you be?

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...I would be a Chevy Suburban.
...Due to it's capacity to carry large loads of gas.
You?
ModoVincere
03-25-09, 10:50 AM
I would clearly be an older FIAT 124 spider.
Nice to look at, fun to drive, practically useless, and broken down more often then not.
23 T bucket roadster with a chrome small block chevy
Suzie Green
03-25-09, 10:53 AM
Anything with a small back seat. :D
Like this...
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1960-1969/1961-Nash-Metropolitan-Aqua-White-le.jpg
artifice
03-25-09, 10:54 AM
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:aPfdjD-9-1dwkM:http://autobash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/maserati-granturismo-1-big.jpg
(I wish)
ModoVincere
03-25-09, 10:54 AM
*mental note, arti would be fast and easy to drive *
:innocent:
Wordbiker
03-25-09, 11:02 AM
http://www.hagerty.com/NewsManager/articlefiles/1011-Tow-Mater-2.jpg
UnsafeAlpine
03-25-09, 11:10 AM
http://www.1-18scalecars.com/Lancia/Lancia_Stratos_MC_Rally_1977_front_quarter.jpg
ugly as hell, but a badass ride... ;)
http://www.hagerty.com/NewsManager/articlefiles/1011-Tow-Mater-2.jpg
That has at least one too many teeth to be you.
KingTermite
03-25-09, 11:32 AM
My cool answer: time traveling delorean
My real answer:
'57 chevy truck
Huge, but surprisingly no back seat.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1123/1079582196_155b292ba1.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1174/1128287434_2710c61662.jpg
maddmaxx
03-25-09, 11:41 AM
1969 Dodge Charger Daytona.
http://forum.avtoindex.com/foto/data/media/29/Citroen_GS_X_1975_30.jpg
KingTermite
03-25-09, 11:45 AM
Who's the Fooster with the explosive back end?
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/08/0824_uglycars/image/3pinto.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/RockFortLedgeCarRustedBatteredHulk.jpg/800px-RockFortLedgeCarRustedBatteredHulk.jpg
Wordbiker
03-25-09, 12:16 PM
If jsharr was a car...
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/jsharrcar.jpg
KingTermite
03-25-09, 12:18 PM
For the retro grouches....like retrogrouch for example. ;)
http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/112354.jpg
ModoVincere
03-25-09, 12:19 PM
all of Foo:
http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/Mystery%20Machine3.jpg
With a big lift kit and mudders - I like to get dirty
http://image.automotive.com/f/features/10986350/131_0812_10_z+broken_road_4x4_shop_nh+jeep_cj_mud_pit.jpg
bikingshearer
03-25-09, 12:23 PM
A Pacer stretch limo. Huge and more or less useless. Just like me.
If jsharr was a car...
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/jsharrcar.jpg
that is better than a bull riding monkey or a smoking crab.
mickey85
03-25-09, 01:07 PM
23 T bucket roadster with a chrome small block chevy
a ******* (i.e. an illegitimate child)?
I'd probably be a Toronado. Large, loud, and perpetually driving the wrong wheels...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Oldsmobile_Toronado_0003.jpg
all of Foo:
http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/Mystery%20Machine3.jpg
IDs, l to r?
the one with the tongue hanging out would be you, horndog
An old Range Rover. Jack of all trades, master of none. An allrounder that doesn't impress, but sometimes surprises.
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6882/rrover.jpg
ModoVincere
03-25-09, 01:25 PM
IDs, l to r?
the one with the tongue hanging out would be you, horndog
guilty as charged.
Wordbiker
03-25-09, 01:34 PM
that is better than a bull riding monkey or a smoking crab.
Made that just for you. ;)
Benjamin11
03-25-09, 01:45 PM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s54/LEE_337_420/052951.jpg
No, but really.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x163/minharley/DSC00864.jpg
Metzinger
03-25-09, 01:59 PM
Incredibly awesome, but getting a bit old and battered.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d104/secondboydrizzt/star%20wars/landspeeder.jpg
And nobody understands how I work.
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif
I think I would be that.
poor milage and range, but good power.
KingTermite
03-25-09, 02:04 PM
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif
I think I would be that.
Small and definitely unique....that has "AEO" written all over it! Well, not yet it doesn't, but give me a can of spray paint.
UnsafeAlpine
03-25-09, 02:06 PM
Small and freakin' strange as hell....that has "AEO" written all over it!
Fixed it for truthiness.
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif
I think I would be that.
poor milage and range, but good power.
It is too much like your present day ride.
http://ok-cleek.com/images/sf/dykes_on_bikes.jpg
I bet you I could get girls all over if I was riding that kettenkrad.
Sixty Fiver
03-25-09, 02:12 PM
Anything with a small back seat. :D
Like this...
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1960-1969/1961-Nash-Metropolitan-Aqua-White-le.jpg
My friend had a Nash Metropolitan when we were in high school some 25 years ago... that car was a blast.
If I was a motor vehicle I would have to be this...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/ZweiRadMuseumNSU_Triumph_Bonneville.JPG/800px-ZweiRadMuseumNSU_Triumph_Bonneville.JPG
http://ok-cleek.com/images/sf/dykes_on_bikes.jpg
I see room for at least two more people there
KingTermite
03-25-09, 02:12 PM
I bet you I could get girls all over if I was riding that kettenkrad.
all over what? the tank tracks? :innocent:
but there's so much room on the trunk!
http://www.afrikakorps.org/_photos/Kettenkrad/KettenkradWehrFalschCapBrit.jpg
Metzinger
03-25-09, 02:22 PM
^KingTermite! You gotta change your avitar!
I accidentally started staring at your tooth and suddenly 15 minutes went by!
I may have had some sort of seizure!
^KingTermite! You gotta change your avitar!
I accidentally started staring at your tooth and suddenly 15 minutes went by!
I may have had some sort of seizure!
no, you just did some transfixed dental meditation there son.
Naterider
03-25-09, 09:14 PM
BMW Twin Turbo Diesil.(representing the guads)
http://www.kettenkrad.com/Kettenkrad.gif
I think I would be that.
poor milage and range, but good power.
I should say power/weight
and isn't not really a bike, it just has a bike front end. it's closer to a trike and even closer to a half-track which is a car :p
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/1987_Buick_Grand_National.jpg/800px-1987_Buick_Grand_National.jpg
underestimated and from the 80's lol
I really can't understand that thing. If both tracks are going full-bore ahead, steering that skinny tire in the front ain't gonna do a damn thing. However, if the driver can adjust the speed of each track so as to turn like a proper tank, it's going to turn whether or not it has a wheel in the front.
[edit: By which I refer to the thingy above the Grand National.]
Hickeydog
03-25-09, 09:43 PM
It is too much like your present day ride.
http://ok-cleek.com/images/sf/dykes_on_bikes.jpg
Threesome on a bike? Pcad aught to look into that.
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