Jokes & Humor - Fearsome Extremist Group

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man to be a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the Axis of Medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

That Joke Showed Up On This Forum About A Year Ago.

That Joke Showed Up On This Forum About A Year Ago.

it kinda sucks... sorry :(

That Joke Showed Up On This Forum About A Year Ago.

I must have missed it! Still, I quite liked it. I think I'll foward it on to a few friends of mine.

Yeah, I thought it was funny too. Thanks N_C.

I chuckled too! Not :roflmao: but I chuckled

You copied this from the other forum John. I thought you weren't going back there anymore?

You copied this from the other forum John. I thought you weren't going back there anymore?
he can't help it...........he just loves the boys at BM

Or maybe one of the other 728 sites on the net: http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=%22At+New+York%27s+Kennedy+Airport+today%2C+an+individual%22

Trek Rider / Rubberduck, lets see you come up with an original joke... :rolleyes:

That Joke Showed Up On This Forum About A Year Ago.

I don't know if it appeared about a year ago, but one like it appeared on 2-7-04.


http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=38719&page=3




it kinda sucks... sorry :(

I rather liked it.

Subject: Impending Threat

This morning from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban Authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers

he can't help it...........he just loves the boys at BM
A Tennessee Mountain Woman went to the doctor and was told to
go
home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home, she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?"**

He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's
a nurse.

The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes
with
her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her
face and body.

What in the world happened?" asked her husband.
"Danged if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen
was
and she told me to go p** in a bottle.
I told her to go fart in a
jug
and then all hell broke loose

You copied this from the other forum John. I thought you weren't going back there anymore?

First I did find the joke on another web site. Second, I said I would not post there. I never said I would not visit & read any of the threads. With the new improvments to the forums it is easier to not log in & still be able to read what happens there. I visit the other forum about 3 times a day, just to see what everyone is saying & doing.