Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Pfffffttt...I claim my good ones..

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crustedfish
05-24-04, 10:02 PM
I can't fart when I ride my track bike. I gotta coast to relax, ya know?

Except when I go over a really big bump that I WAS NOT expecting..then, maybe a little toot from the caboose...

MKRG
05-24-04, 10:05 PM
When I need to fart i do a one handed trackstand. With my free hand I do that motion that little kids use to get trucks to honk their horns and synch it up with my fart. I burp more than I fart though.
Schiek
05-24-04, 10:08 PM
A mighty wind that has already blown (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=40291&highlight=fart)...

pitboss
05-24-04, 10:12 PM
uh oh...Schiek's on the warpath today, correcting many many things. Next thing you know, he'll print out the pages, correct them in red pen and mail them to us (postage due probably...)
crustedfish
05-24-04, 10:13 PM
A mighty wind that has already blown (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=40291&highlight=fart)...

not like I was looking for advice on how to go about deflating the proverbial rear tube...just making conversation..but thanks for the thread...i remember that...
Schiek
05-24-04, 10:18 PM
']uh oh...Schiek's on the warpath today, correcting many many things. Next thing you know, he'll print out the pages, correct them in red pen and mail them to us (postage due probably...)

Bring back the drunken bird!
Schiek
05-24-04, 10:24 PM
Bring back the drunken bird!

Hell yeah, it's back. I can sleep now.
Schiek
05-25-04, 07:39 AM
']uh oh...Schiek's on the warpath today, correcting many many things. Next thing you know, he'll print out the pages, correct them in red pen and mail them to us (postage due probably...)

It's all part of this nostalgia bug I've caught.

All of the sudden, I miss Dave Stohler.

Come back Dave! We miss you.
TeleJohn
05-25-04, 10:56 AM
The ad-bot's selling "Fart Machines".
creep dog
05-25-04, 12:29 PM
"Buy 2 get one free." I can't stop laughing.
MKRG
05-25-04, 02:12 PM
As if 1 could ever sate your appetite for flatulence...
manboy
05-26-04, 12:25 AM
As if I ever needed a remote control for my fart machine...

Farting on a fixie's just fine. I find when you're really struggling to get up a hill, it just works its way out. Like: pedal pedal pedal groan mfft FAAAARRRRTTT.

It usually works right as some hot girls you know are driving by.