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05-29-04, 03:43 AM
New words are being coined all the time, and this one was found pinned
to a notice board (in a management area). The word is Administratium
and it's the name for what is allegedly a newly discovered element - the
heaviest element known to science.
Administratium is said to consist of 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic weight of 312. These particles, it appears, are held together by
a force called morons. As administratium has no electrons it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it
comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes a reaction
that would normally last less than one second to take approximately four
days to compete. And administratium's mass will increase over time as
morons become neutrons, thus forming isodopes.
Clearly this is one new word that the world really needs!
;)
to a notice board (in a management area). The word is Administratium
and it's the name for what is allegedly a newly discovered element - the
heaviest element known to science.
Administratium is said to consist of 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic weight of 312. These particles, it appears, are held together by
a force called morons. As administratium has no electrons it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it
comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes a reaction
that would normally last less than one second to take approximately four
days to compete. And administratium's mass will increase over time as
morons become neutrons, thus forming isodopes.
Clearly this is one new word that the world really needs!
;)