Jokes & Humor - Doctor Dave

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Gojohnnygo.
05-29-04, 09:02 AM
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
sense of guilt was overwhelming.

Every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that
said, "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep
with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. You're single. Just
let go..."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality,
whispering...

"Dave, you're a veterinarian."


Chris L
05-29-04, 10:24 PM
:lol:

Hopper
05-29-04, 11:29 PM
By any chance was the vet a Kiwi


Chris L
05-30-04, 12:16 AM
Depends what the animal was. If it was a family pet, the vet may well have been a Queenslander. Sad but true.

Hopper
05-30-04, 12:22 AM
But if it was a sheep, it was a Kiwi. No?

Zub Zub
05-30-04, 12:32 AM
By any chance was the vet a Kiwi
Hey dont dis kiwis

AdrianB
05-30-04, 07:27 PM
Hey dont dis kiwis

Those two bananas can't be natural! ;)

Allister
06-01-04, 08:37 AM
Those two bananas can't be natural! ;)

No. One of them's a sheep dressed as a banana. See if you can guess which one.