Foo - Interesting way you meet women

Tell some stories of some interesting ways you met women. Like maybe you had a hot paramedic come to your rescue or something. They could have been you wife or you could have broken up with them later, it doesn't matter.

One gynecological exam is much like another.

It's all just looking up old wive's tails.

One gynecological exam is much like another.

It's all just looking up old wive's tails.

So your saying you met an old wife by looking up her...

I bribe the guards to let me switch cell mates.

I met the daughter of the manager of the motel where I was living. We dated for a while.

Is that how you met his daughter?

Is that how you met his daughter?

That sentence structure was pretty horrible, wasn't it. :p

I fell off the back of a truck.

That sentence structure was pretty horrible, wasn't it. :p

no worse than my joke. just saying.

I fell off the back of a truck.

Did this happen on a corner in Winslow Arizona perchance?

it may or may not have... :innocent:

I met the daughter of the manager of the motel where I was living. We dated for a while.

Did you date the daughter or the manager?

Did you date the daughter or the manager?

i dunno anymore... :p

I dated the daughter.

I dated the daughter.Liiiiiiies.

Liiiiiiies.

All true. I caught her checking out my butt in front of her mom who was the manager.

ahh... we had some good times...

Did this happen on a corner in Winslow Arizona perchance?

have you been to that corner?
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so i needed a place to stay, and stayed with this girl and never went home, until i dropped into a coma.......

All true. I caught her checking out my butt in front of her mom who was the manager. Then the daughter's grandmother caught my eye from across the room. It was love at first sight.Fixed.

So your saying you met an old wife by looking up her...

Bwahahahah - I just popped in and saw this --- as I was on my way out for the evening. hehehh

Downloaded a doom level from her and had trouble with it, so contacted her. She thought it was cool that someone in zone 6 on Fidonet had used her level, so when I came over here, she got me to come up to Canada to visit... 12 years ago

My wife and I were setup. It was love at first site - and a living hell ever since. ;)

Knocking over their chair a table full of women has always worked for me. Even though it has never been intentional. My goofiness and clumsiness has a weird effect of being non-threatening.

I caught one once while balloon fishing.

Met her lawyer too.

Saw a cute girl at a resturant sitting by herself. Got up some courage & went & sat by her & struck up a conversation. Turned into a 2.5yr relationship.

Chloroform and a ball gag is always an effective approach as well.

Chloroform and a ball gag is always an effective approach as well.

I had you pegged as a Special K man.

I had you pegged as a Special K man.

Special K is reserved for the larger women.

My friend and I were at a family restaurant on a Saturday evening. The waitress' nose, lip, ears, and eyebrows were pierced, so my friend asked her if anything else was pierced. She took out her right boob and showed us (and many other people in the area) her nipple. No one complained, no one said anything. I was so naive and innocent I thought I was going straight to hell at the time. My friend went on a date with her and thought she was going to kill him.

I have no stories of my own, so I recite the stories of others.

I don't.

My friend and I were at a family restaurant on a Saturday evening. The waitress' nose, lip, ears, and eyebrows were pierced, so my friend asked her if anything else was pierced. She took out her right boob and showed us (and many other people in the area) her nipple. No one complained, no one said anything. I was so naive and innocent I thought I was going straight to hell at the time. My friend went on a date with her and thought she was going to kill him.

I have no stories of my own, so I recite the stories of others.

That story was dissapointing. I waited expected to hear she's your wife now.

That story was dissapointing. I waited expected to hear she's your wife now.
Nah, my wife and I met on Match.com and married 5 months later. Several years ago it was a groovy story, but now it doesn't seem to be that unique (almost everyone I know has met their s/o online these days).

Cool story. I didn't know how those dating sites worked out for people.

I've never met a girl I wanted anything to do with in a bar. Met a couple on campus, met one in a music jam group I'm in, and recently met another while walking my dog in the neighborhood. All of them I meet, strike up a conversation, and get a phone number. It's the events that follow that make me hopeless.

My fiancee and I met on a social networking site in a forum for people who shave their head. (She's got a head full of tattoos, so she shaves her head to show off the work.)

Meeting the customers on outcall 'dates'

stalking.....

then, when in court getting slapped with a restraining order, you can get to see her

Nothing says "I love you!" like a restraining order.

My last girlfriend was the daughter of my grade school principal...does that count?

Motorcycle rally.

If you see a single women there, your chances are 1 in a 1000

Not impossible

I live near a female prison. One night I was in my basement trying on the new gimp mask that came in the mail from Rainblow Bright (mail order) she popped up in my basement. It was where her escape tunnel came out to.

I let her wear my clothes and "pretended" to be her sex slave as we made our way through the city to a greyhound bus station to leave town. That's where we made love for the first time....in the bathroom of the bus station. I know...isn't it romantic?

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Tell some stories of some interesting ways you met women. Like maybe you had a hot paramedic come to your rescue or something. They could have been you wife or you could have broken up with them later, it doesn't matter.

I usually just drank heavily and talked to everyone around.

Knocking over their chair a table full of women has always worked for me. Even though it has never been intentional. My goofiness and clumsiness has a weird effect of being non-threatening.

And we thought UA's sentence structure was atrocious... :eek:

Motorcycle rally.

If you see a single women there, your chances are 1 in a 1000

Not impossible

Almost the same here, met the boy toy on a motorcycle forum. :p

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All my life I've been doing it the hard way.

I won't even post how I meet women folks. I would be ban hammered in milliseconds.

Couch

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That's it, I'm buying a red van now. Thanks for the laugh man! LOL!

Couch

And we thought UA's sentence structure was atrocious... :eek:

It still is. But not as bad as mine.

Nah, my wife and I met on Match.com and married 5 months later. Several years ago it was a groovy story, but now it doesn't seem to be that unique (almost everyone I know has met their s/o online these days).

Like me-
E-Harmony five years ago now. I was moved in with her in a week.

Supermarket.

Usually a good way to catch em off guard and not playing any games, and you can see what kind of food they eat (I usually go out with at least some what health conscience girls).

The downside is running into a girl there when you have the value pack of condoms in you shopping cart :D

j/k

I was watching this girl with her groceries and told her she must be single. She asked if it was because of the groceries and I told her "no, it's because you're ugly."

Belly dance class. :p