Fifty Plus (50+) - Bike Club rolls past doughnuts (humor)

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colorado dale
05-12-09, 04:13 PM
bike club rolls past donuts:thumb:

http://www.denverpost.com/brucecameron/ci_12345983

Beverly
05-12-09, 04:36 PM
I loved it:)
Mojo Slim
05-12-09, 04:55 PM
"stolen from the Justice League of America". I'm using that tomorrow on our ride.

bjjoondo
05-12-09, 05:07 PM
None of my old friends, "BICYCLE", infact they think were "INSANE"!:twitchy: I can just imagine getting all the thought's the writer had from any of them IF, I was nut's enough to ask them to "come along on a bicycle ride with us!! I mean, they all think that Wally-Mart bicycles are getting wayyyyyy pricey, the thought that I paid "$500 for my new Jamis MTB", has them shaking their heads and wanting to have me sized for a straight-jacket, so I don't hurt myself!!:D
doctor j
05-12-09, 05:21 PM
I explained to him that there is just something offensive to me about the word "morning."

I can relate to that part of it.
unixpro
05-12-09, 05:35 PM
That was pretty good. I feel his pain at passing the donut shop, though.
BengeBoy
05-12-09, 05:53 PM
Excellent article, thanks.
colorado dale
05-12-09, 06:07 PM
if you enjoyed and you ski
he also wrote one on renting skis


http://www.wbrucecameron.com/columns/archive/renting_skis.htm
BengeBoy
05-12-09, 06:48 PM
if you enjoyed and you ski
he also wrote one on renting skis


http://www.wbrucecameron.com/columns/archive/renting_skis.htm

So true! Love the part about whether you want your skis "too long" or "too short."

I learned to ski in my late 50's and it was pretty intimidating at first...
Tom Bombadil
05-12-09, 06:50 PM
Loved it!

And could identify with nearly all of it!
one_beatnik
05-13-09, 07:23 AM
This same guy also wrote the original "8 Rules for Dating my Daughter." (google it.)
bikegeek57
05-13-09, 07:28 AM
what? you have donut shops on your ride? man I've got to change my route.
Dchiefransom
05-13-09, 10:40 AM
This donut shop didn't have any pie?
palookabutt
05-13-09, 01:11 PM
I actually thought it was Dave Barry for a moment. Good stuff!
bcoppola
05-14-09, 09:28 AM
Turns out, if you lie pinned under a bicycle long enough, doughnut-shop employees will bring you cinnamon rolls.

I must try that.
John E
05-14-09, 11:16 AM
This donut shop didn't have any pie?

The roundest knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his girth by eating too much pi.