IRONHEAD1
05-15-09, 09:08 AM
good god :D
Triathlon - Anyone from BF?
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DrPete
05-15-09, 11:35 AM
Oh. My. God.
Spiffy
05-15-09, 12:53 PM
In my best Peter Boyle as Frank Barone voice, "Holy Crap!" :eek:
He is giving the other athletes a reason to pick up the pace and pass him !
I don't know what would be more embarrassing, THAT or a DNF.... :rolleyes:
He is giving the other athletes a reason to pick up the pace and pass him !
I don't know what would be more embarrassing, THAT or a DNF.... :rolleyes:
Fastflyingasian
05-15-09, 08:46 PM
In my best Peter Boyle as Frank Barone voice, "Holy Crap!" :eek:
He is giving the other athletes a reason to pick up the pace and pass him !
I don't know what would be more embarrassing, THAT or a DNF.... :rolleyes:
i would DNF myself right into the showers with a bag marked bio hazard :lol:
He is giving the other athletes a reason to pick up the pace and pass him !
I don't know what would be more embarrassing, THAT or a DNF.... :rolleyes:
i would DNF myself right into the showers with a bag marked bio hazard :lol:
randym95
05-18-09, 01:00 PM
Oh, hell no. No race is that important.
artifice
05-19-09, 12:05 PM
the only thing i could think of was "HOLY CRAP!"
jakewalczak
05-28-09, 10:28 AM
Did he win?
Tourmalet
05-28-09, 11:23 AM
:D
There's a pic of Tom Boonen with a similar problem. I suppose you need to not care about minutiae if you want to win.
There's a pic of Tom Boonen with a similar problem. I suppose you need to not care about minutiae if you want to win.
jakewalczak
05-28-09, 11:32 AM
minutiae!?!?! Diarreha dripping all over your leg should hardly be considered insignificant...
TechKnowGN
05-28-09, 03:26 PM
Poop washes off... Losing doesn't. :D
jasandalb
05-28-09, 03:55 PM
dude........when your stomach starts rumbling that bad in a race...its time to pull over and let it out.
NOTHING is that important to pass up.
Reminds me of a run I did one night. I usually do my training runs at night. Anyway...I guess dinner didnt sit well and about 3 miles into my run my stomach starts rumbling...I try and push past it...next thing you know I am farting every step...then I break out into a cold sweat and realize that I am not going to make it home, and/or any place with a restroom. So...I start searching for a place to "download". By this time I have stopped running as every move feels like my sphincter will open and release everything... I find a completely dark area next to an apartment complex, away from the street lights.... walk swiftly over and let it go...about 5 minutes goes by and I am fully relieved...then I realize I need to wipe....so... i scoot forward... yank off my socks and left those "behind" as well. Needless to say... I turned around and RAN home.
NOTHING is that important to pass up.
Reminds me of a run I did one night. I usually do my training runs at night. Anyway...I guess dinner didnt sit well and about 3 miles into my run my stomach starts rumbling...I try and push past it...next thing you know I am farting every step...then I break out into a cold sweat and realize that I am not going to make it home, and/or any place with a restroom. So...I start searching for a place to "download". By this time I have stopped running as every move feels like my sphincter will open and release everything... I find a completely dark area next to an apartment complex, away from the street lights.... walk swiftly over and let it go...about 5 minutes goes by and I am fully relieved...then I realize I need to wipe....so... i scoot forward... yank off my socks and left those "behind" as well. Needless to say... I turned around and RAN home.
DrPete
05-28-09, 07:29 PM