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ModoVincere
05-15-09, 09:25 AM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.



Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.'


Tude
05-15-09, 09:39 AM
http://www.artsjournal.com/bookdaddy/dead_fly.jpg

coasting
05-15-09, 09:44 AM
zip it


FLvector
05-15-09, 07:45 PM
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?


The one in the sugar bowl! :D

hendrick81
05-18-09, 11:04 AM
if there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the american football player?


The one in the sugar bowl! :d


lol...

leroy37tz
05-24-09, 11:35 AM
Thats funny!