Mountain Biking - Beer, Cheese and ****ing Mountain Bikes.....and prolly some hot chicks!

What else could go together better?



...these days Im a newcastle man. Well, at least on payday anyway....other wise its miller. I dont get hammered and then ride, but i get hammered after the riding, eh? And then i eat some cheese burritos!


This thread marks the beginning of something great. I have forseen it.


Reply with your cheese mtb beer comments!

You're creating more clutter than ANY newbie.

This thread should be locked.

You're creating more clutter than ANY newbie.

This thread should be locked.


Your mind should be unlocked dude! C'mon lets talk about chicks and cheese and bikes.

I eat cheddar on the trail for energy........do you?

You're creating more clutter than ANY newbie.

This thread should be locked.


Shut up boi.

Klein add some cheese to that mutha.........and you da man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoa! it is cheese!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! you rock!

Broads!

Mountain biking is all about the casual and the fun. Way to relieve some stress :D

I'm waiting for someone to reference Drunkcyclist. Oh wait... I just did. :D

I'm waiting for someone to reference Drunkcyclist. Oh wait... I just did. :D

Drunk cyclist is a cool site, but a bit too political for a drunken SSer IMO. More cheese conversation would be good there instead of the bush bashing.

I do enjoy OLD ... definately some good flavour and just hard enough to not get soft.

Drunk cyclist is a cool site, but a bit too political for a drunken SSer IMO. More cheese conversation would be good there instead of the bush bashing.

What? You mean to tell me you look at that site to read the "articles"? ;)

What? You mean to tell me you look at that site to read the "articles"? ;)

There are articles?

There are articles?
I have a much better porn selection of my own. Trust me.

Lets talk of beer and cheese, though.

Who's the lady lady hey?

Newcastle!!!!! A man after my own heart!!!!!

I like Brats!!!!

L8R

Newcastle!!!!! A man after my own heart!!!!!

I like Brats!!!!

L8R

Newcastle- rusty water... get yourself a case of Belhaven BEST...

I like whiskey...beer doesn't do much for me. :D

I like whiskey...beer doesn't do much for me. :D

whiskey, here here... or scotch... or bourbon.

whiskey, here here... or scotch... or bourbon.

Ok let me clarify...I like my drinks stiff, beer just doesn't cut it unless I am playing football.

Tecate and Busch(cheap) here. Newcastle is great..If you can get a fresh pack, but thats a big if.

Yuengling Lager or a Yuengling Porter, or a Yuengling Black and Tan

its all about the root beer and pepermint schnapps

Depends on my mood and how fresh it may be.

I love anything from Anchor brewery, but ONLY if it's fresh..the stuff skunks too fast.

Others I like are Chimay, Franziskaner, Spaten, Samuel Smith, Warsteiner, Stone Brewery (Long live the Arrogant b*stard!), and Reaper Ale's Stout.

I you find that stout anywhere, try it...it's possibly one of the best american stouts I have ever tried..well I still debate between that stout and Old Rasputin.

As far as stone brewery....that stuff will mess you up...but it's soooooooo good! :beer:


EDIT: ugh, the badword filter filtered out the name of Stone's permier drink...sacrilage i tell you!

pffff....

this thread shall never die!

How about some more pics of cheese, bikes, chicks and beer?

Whats you thing with cheese? Do you have some weird fetish...or do you just like cheese...what about cheese whiz? Are you limited to quality like Gouda...or Do you like old :)

what about cheese whiz?

Cheese whiz is disgusting....you can't consider that chesse.

cheez whiz is an insult to cheeze, but Ill eat it anyway. Cheese is like .........my staple food.

MMm..beer, oooooooh bike.....mmmm....cheese

Cheese whiz is disgusting....you can't consider that chesse.

That why I put it by itself...

and I like cheese whiz too :)

Gin and tonic (or Honey Brown), brie, and knobbies. Works for me.

Mmmm...if I had a million dollars....

I would have 3 cans of chsse whiz a day...for the rest of my life....

I would ensure that at least 40% of the million is invested properly to ensure that my chsse whiz addiction is properly fulfilled.

I may also consider buying mass amounts of cheez-it's and going for the double cheese cracker sandwiches :D

so BS is drinking now eh? I knew you'd come around man.

broads = love em
beer = you buy, I'll drink whatever and lots of it
cheese = love it but w/ the amount of beer I drink, I need to cut out something or my ass will be too big too fast.
bikes = I don't do it as much as I used to or want to, that's why i cut down my cheese intake.

Ok I don't have any beer, but check out this chick (and her camel toe). There are some great things up north!

http://smax.shackspace.com/misscanada.jpg

I love Canada...too bad shes probably from TO ;)

i like ole english 800 and chinese fried chicken wings after a ride

Any of your finer american pale ales for me, please...right now I've got some Avery IPA and some Lost Coast Indica Pale Ale in the fridge, waiting patiently for their demise at the end of tonight's ride. I'm also partial to the local offerings from Highland Brewing and Red Oak.

Cheese, mmmmmm....the sharper the better, but I've been cutting back on the fats lately. :(

Shut up boi.

who is the babe in your pic, klein?

What you all don't remember this thread from back in the day?

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=23450&highlight=BEER

Granted no girls or cheese mentioned but lots and lots of beer mentioned!

Yeah I remember that thread. My selection of drinks hasn't changed much. Although now instead of rye and coke I enjoy a good bourbon too. My alcoholism has become refined ;)

http://www.bikemojo.com/speak/showthread.php?t=8721Tis the Matrix thread, may not be suitable for the younguns

Beer: I'd have to say Yeungling Lager for favorite good beer and Old Enlish 800 for cheap beer.

Cheese: Anything smooth and mild like Gouda or American. :D

Girls: Well, this should be self explanatory but just in case:

P.S. - Anybody ever drink Piels? It's like drinking battery acid, just in case that's your thing. :p

oh yes. The olsens are of age. Im gunna go rub one out and eat some cheese.

oh yes. The olsens are of age.

Keep an eye on your local newstand - it can't be long now! :)

Those two look alot alike.

Those two look alot alike.

HAhaha

thats why they are called the Olsen TWINS

HAhaha

thats why they are called the Olsen TWINS

edit* Have you been living in a hole for the last 15 years?? CAn you honestly say you've never watched Full House :)


edit** Accidently pressed reply...my bad

Hes really young. I doubt I would know who they were unless I had seen Full House. I really don't care for their scene (man does that sound weird) so I don't really ever see news about them. The only reason I know they still exist is Ridemonkey. Too many guys there want the fantasy threesome ;)

Hes really young. I doubt I would know who they were unless I had seen Full House. I really don't care for their scene (man does that sound weird) so I don't really ever see news about them. The only reason I know they still exist is Ridemonkey. Too many guys there want the fantasy threesome ;)

My bad Extreme Biker



Too many guys there want the fantasy threesome ;)

Come on.....who doesn't want it!

The only reason i keep hearing about them is basically the same thing and occasionly on TV you see the advertisement for one of their movies.

Hahaha....true...I just can't look at them as sexy though. I remember watching them as a teenager and thinking the older sister was cute. It jsut seems wrong...but then again I have rarely been attracted to younger girls :D