Foo - You might as well ask Bailey anything too.

Why the woof not?

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Bailey! Bark bark woof grrrrr bark woof?

Bailey! Bark bark woof grrrrr bark woof?

Yes, totally !! http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4514/yellowcirclewithbaileyyp4.jpg

Bailey, what is the key to canine Zen? Do dogs go to heaven when they die? Is there any way I can assure that Sam will live to be 30?

Schhhaggy?

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can bailey answer in anything other than woof?

Where the F are my answers Bailey?

Bad dog.

Bailey, who's got the most humpable leg in BF?

about time! now maybe we can get some intelligent answers

hey bailey

when you mark your territory, how do you prevent accidentally emptying your whole bladded in one spot?

Bailey, would you agree that Sam is the Best Doggy and is better than all other doggies?

Bailey, do your party guests prefer original Baileys, your own homemade recipe, or the smell of each others' butts?

Bailey, would you agree that Sam is the Best Doggy and is better than all other doggies?

Bailey seems to be busy so I'll field this one for him,...... Sam is great, but that would be an emphatic no.

Bailey seems to be busy so I'll field this one for him,...... Sam is great, but that would be an emphatic no.

You do not speak for Bailey trailer boy.

about time! now maybe we can get some intelligent answers

You'd have to post intelligent questions...

Bailey,

Will you come over and play with Sparky?

jsharr

Bailey, what happens if we go to the library and I quietly say "passing?"

You do not speak for Bailey trailer boy.


We prefer the term, ShastaMcMasters, please. My wuddles trump your Sam. :)

Bailey, what happens if we go to the library and I quietly say "passing?"

We end up outside the library. But everyone blames you. I'm just a dog.
patentcad


Bailey, what is the key to canine Zen? Do dogs go to heaven when they die? Is there any way I can assure that Sam will live to be 30?

More food.
Dogs are always in heaven, some stupid human feeds them, cleans up after them, and takes them on trike rides.
Have Sam stuffed he will last a long time.

Sure, avoid the leg humpee question, wussy.

Hey Bailey, do you like Beggin' Bits?

The quote thing is not working for me.......this is the best I can do for now. woof Grrr.


Where the F are my answers Bailey? Bad dog. ~ Went for a ride in my trike. It was really nice today. Ha ha ha !!!

Bailey, who's got the most humpable leg in BF? ~ Looks like wolfy. And is she really a wolf? I saw a real fox last week. Not the human kind. Why are these humans always naming themselves after us?

hey bailey,when you mark your territory, how do you prevent accidentally emptying your whole bladded in one spot? ~ What's a bladded? I'm from Pembrokeshire in Wales, and I never heard that.

Bailey, would you agree that Sam is the Best Doggy and is better than all other doggies? ~ For food I will agree to anything you want.

Bailey, do your party guests prefer original Baileys, your own homemade recipe, or the smell of each others' butts? ~ Dog's don't smoke, there are no butts lying around. We do serve my Bailey's Irish Cream.

You do not speak for Bailey trailer boy. ~ Thank you uncle Pcad. *doggy kisses*

Bailey, Will you come over and play with Sparky? ~ Yes, I'll meet him half way from Rhode Island. Start now, you need a head start.

Sure, avoid the leg humpee question, wussy.

It's just hard to work the keypad with my feet, my claws need triming.


Hey Bailey, do you like Beggin' Bits? ~ I'm a Corgi, we don't beg, we tell you what to do.........PERIOD !!

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Bailey, you seem like an intelligent dog. Why is my dog so dumb?

Bailey, what is your inseam length? I'm guessing about 9".

Bailey, is it true all dogs go to Heaven?

Bailey, you seem like an intelligent dog. Why is my dog so dumb?

~ He does not hang around with 2manybikes all the time.


Bailey, what is your inseam length? I'm guessing about 9". ~ Only 5.5", lower Center of gravity makes for better cornering.

Bailey, is it true all dogs go to Heaven?

Do you think it is just a coincidence that dog is god spelled backwards?

Bailey,
With those legs,how do you keep your junk out of the freezing snow?

Bailey, is your favourite movie "Lady & The Tramp"?

Bailey,
With those legs,how do you keep your junk out of the freezing snow?

Not very well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcR-rGDriEs


Bailey, is your favourite movie "Lady & The Tramp"?
~ This is my favorite movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1xzuv-gejY&feature=channel

we love bailey.

let me re-word as a question. does anybody not love bailey?

Not very well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcR-rGDriEs


Bailey, is your favourite movie "Lady & The Tramp"?
~ This is my favorite movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1xzuv-gejY&feature=channel

is that a high visibility cycling jacket?

Where the F are my answers Bailey?

Bad dog.

:roflmao2:

Bailey, of all the different types of dogs out there, which ones have the best smelling butts?

let me re-word as a question. does anybody not love bailey?

Nope !!


is that a high visibility cycling jacket?

Yes. As we all know, reflective material for car headlights is needed, but also active lighting for times when there are no lights. Like the LED's on the collar.

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Bailey, of all the different types of dogs out there, which ones have the best smelling butts?

The females. WooooF !!!!!!!

Bailey, how can I get my cat to stop waking me up at 0415?

Bailey, the Town of Chester has rejected my dog Sam's application for a license. I think he may have failed the written exam. How did you do on yours?

Bailey, how can I get my cat to stop waking me up at 0415?

Set the clock ahead 2 hours.


Bailey, the Town of Chester has rejected my dog Sam's application for a license. I think he may have failed the written exam. How did you do on yours?

I don't understand the whole "license" thing. People keep asking 2manybikes if he got his at WallMart. Sometimes they scream this out of cars as they pass us in the trike. How did 007 get one to kill? Can I get one to kill the cat?

hey bailey

if you come over here, i will sponsor you to stand for parliament. with the current feverish outrage over corruption scandals, you will have no problem winning a seat. a few years ago a monkey won an election against a hated politician.

hey bailey

if you come over here, i will sponsor you to stand for parliament. with the current feverish outrage over corruption scandals, you will have no problem winning a seat. a few years ago a monkey won an election against a hated politician.


:roflmao2::roflmao2:

I will get a new law passed, this will be on all the paper currency !!! The queen will lobby for this, I'm sure.

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I will rebuild Pembroke castle and that will be the new Parliment, and my home. Those who do not agree with my policys will put into Wogan Cavern indefinetly. http://vi.uh.edu/pages/pembroke/pembroketxt21.html
I'll let you keep a bike in the castle.

Where do these morons in the town of Chester get the idea that a dog needs a license to be a dog? That's just bizarre.

My dog don't need no stinkin license.

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why do dogs have to pass an entrance exam to join the canine club. is there a dress code too?

Bailey:

Which is more betterer, bacon or home made chocolate chip cookies?

jsharr

:roflmao2::roflmao2:

I will get a new law passed, this will be on all the paper currency !!! The queen will lobby for this, I'm sure.

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I will rebuild Pembroke castle and that will be the new Parliment, and my home. Those who do not agree with my policys will put into Wogan Cavern indefinetly. http://vi.uh.edu/pages/pembroke/pembroketxt21.html
I'll let you keep a bike in the castle.


that's the spirit. bribery is very much welcomed. just make sure you don't embezzle public funds to clean your moat as one of the thieving MPs did or build a dog house or duck island. it's hilarious; comedy sketch writer couldn't make this stuff up!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8060563.stm

why do dogs have to pass an entrance exam to join the canine club. is there a dress code too?

No, but there will be butt sniffing, just so you know.

i wish i were a dog. such a simple life. butts and poo...heaven

Occasionally they do have to a chase a ball or a cat. For the record, I do not think I could eat my own poop, so not sure I can aspire to canine status.

Where do these morons in the town of Chester get the idea that a dog needs a license to be a dog? That's just bizarre.

My dog don't need no stinkin license.

Viva la Pcad !


why do dogs have to pass an entrance exam to join the canine club. is there a dress code too?

Corgis don't have to do anything. When I am ruler and lord of the U.K. dressing exactly like the cyclist in 2many's signature photo will be the dress code for high tea. Look cleats on waxed hardwood floors will be the highest formal fasion in my kingdom. Helmets will be left on at all times. Helmet mirrors must be checked at the door.



Bailey: Which is more betterer, bacon or home made chocolate chip cookies? jsharr

Bacon chip chocolate cookies, with cat poop.


No, but there will be butt sniffing, just so you know.

In my castle, as in Pcad's imaginary castle in cyberspace, butt kissing wil be the order of the day.


that's the spirit. bribery is very much welcomed. just make sure you don't embezzle public funds to clean your moat as one of the thieving MPs did or build a dog house or duck island. it's hilarious; comedy sketch writer couldn't make this stuff up!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8060563.stm

Wow !!!! :) amazing. :roflmao2:

I'm thinking a solid Titanium bike rack with platimum bolts will be an easy thing to get into the budget. Of course it will be enclosed in glass, heated and cooled with controled humidity, and guarded by two unflinching guards 24-7. in this case they will be armed with assualt rifles. Not just batons.


i wish i were a dog. such a simple life. butts and poo...heaven
Don't forget belly rubs, chasing cats and little electric trucks!


Occasionally they do have to a chase a ball or a cat. For the record, I do not think I could eat my own poop, so not sure I can aspire to canine status

I think we can get a special variance for you, if you supply the courtyard with foam balls and throw them for me. You will be appointed Captain of the royal balls.

Bailey, will Pcad ever actually finish a real race in the top 15?