Foo - Praise Cheesus.

Icon for the church of Foo? I think so. Who will buy Cheesus off ebay for us?
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/24/2009/05/18/320x240/cheesus.jpg
Dallas Couple Sees Jesus Inside Cheese Snack (http://cbs11tv.com/local/Cheesus.jesus.inside.2.1011719.html)

"Cheesus" is about two inches tall. Despite missing a right arm, the Bells see a body, hair, robe and even a tiny face.

They say it is a reminder of their blessings from God; but primarily they think it's a funny Cheeto

Forget it. It isnt the flamin hot flavor.

Praise, nothing! Ai iz so hon-greh......

Forget it. It isnt the flamin hot flavor.
perhaps the situation calls for a tobasco baptism

*tucks baptismal cloth into neckband and licks chops*

No stranger than any other instance of transubstantiation. Actually, less strange, since it sort of looks like him.

jim

that thing is curdling my bloods.

No stranger than any other instance of transubstantiation. Actually, less strange, since it sort of looks like him.

jim

:roflmao2::lol:


It's funny cuz it's twue

Snackrificial Lamb?

Mmmmmmm.....Sacrilicious

http://blogs.southflorida.com/citylink_dansweeney/homer-drool.gif

idoletry is a sin. you are going to cheesey hell

Mmmmm....forbidden cheesus....arrrrgh............

I hope they ate it. People will make stories out of anything.

I bet if you put it on the same plate as the Virgin Mary grilled cheese, a plaque-filled artery to hell would open.

Jesus Fish Stick? (http://www.jesustortilla.com/) nom.
http://www.jesustortilla.com/images/fishstick.jpg

OOH! and a craft project.
Make your own Miracle Jesus Tortilla (http://shownd.com/articles/6/Make-Your-Own-Miracle-Jesus-Tortilla-)

Jesus Fish Stick? (http://www.jesustortilla.com/) nom.
http://www.jesustortilla.com/images/fishstick.jpgThat's Chevy Chase!

holy cow, you're right!
Chevy Chase must be Jesus!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/pics/76flandshark3.jpg

I hope they ate it. People will make stories out of anything.

no sweat - only three more years till election time - WOOT

holy cow, you're right!
Chevy Chase must be Jesus!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/pics/76flandshark3.jpg

Cheesy, maybe.

Messianic? I dunno.

I will say the ceiling light in our bedroom looks kinda like a cross between Burl Ives and Winford Brimley....good thing that sucker is never on when we're futzin' around.:eek:

That reminds me, we keep wanting to get a ceiling fan. Make that next on the to-do list:twitchy:

I will say the ceiling light in our bedroom looks kinda like a cross between Burl Ives and Winford Brimley...

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4923/wilfordbrimleydiabeetus.jpg

Jesus Fish Stick? (http://www.jesustortilla.com/) nom.
http://www.jesustortilla.com/images/fishstick.jpg

Jeff Daniels?

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4923/wilfordbrimleydiabeetus.jpg

yes, precisely; except he has a cute little hat on too.

yes, precisely; except he has a cute little hat on too.http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/1097/diabeetush.jpg

Here is a miracle thong, it's a sign!!!!
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/telehammer/athong.jpg

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/1097/diabeetush.jpg

not exactly - but i like this one better:)

actually, looking again, I am thinking chewbacca

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/24/2009/05/18/320x240/cheesus.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4923/wilfordbrimleydiabeetus.jpg

I see him once in a while at the shop.

He has a BMW SUV.

I see him once in a while at the shop.

He has a BMW SUV.

I hope you check it. and check it often for him.

It's the right thing to do. And it'll give him a better life.

I hope you check it. and check it often for him.

It's the right thing to do. And it'll give him a better life.

I am a motorcycle salesman.

I don't do cars.

ok, then just call Liberty Medical. They'll help you live a better life.

Forget the Cheetos....Jesus is goin for the Stanley Cup!



http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/3000156.jpg

Mmmm, is he standing on foil-wrapped bricks of meatloaf?

if he is, that vanilla icing on top is gonna give it a little 'kick.'

actually, looking again, I am thinking chewbacca

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/24/2009/05/18/320x240/cheesus.jpg

Actually, I think its Bob the painter guy from Public Television. In fact, someone who came back from 'Nam and carved out a career painting happy trees is pretty much my idea of a god anyway. So, I am going with that.

jim

Actually, I think its Bob the painter guy from Public Television. In fact, someone who came back from 'Nam and carved out a career painting happy trees is pretty much my idea of a god anyway. So, I am going with that.

jim

By Jeebus, I think you're right!:eek:

http://lambofgodnj.org/blogs/monarch/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bobross.jpghttp://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/24/2009/05/18/320x240/cheesus.jpg

note:

1. both have beards

2. both have cheesy yellow complexions

3. both are on public access tv

4. The Bob Ross pic has "Lamb of God" in its url - and Jesus has lamb/god connotations of his own

5. There is a fish in the corner of the Bob Ross pic, suggesting either pious divinity or scrumptious fish fry are imminent.

6. Jesus has one arm, Bob Ross has one arm and a palette

7. Both have poor posture

Or it could be Aqualung...


http://ravingsfromtheblogdweller.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/aqualung.jpg

:lol:
The complexion is certainly right....partial bi-armness, but only one hand...Beard - check; poor posture - check....

Or maybe Dude from the Big Lebowski