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SamDaBikinMan
05-20-09, 10:54 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry..
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


leroy37tz
05-21-09, 08:49 AM
Aint that the truth i found this post gave ma funny pleasure all over thanks

joewey
05-29-09, 08:38 AM
I'll try to remember all and try to say them when I'm drunk. LOL


hendrick81
05-29-09, 01:55 PM
For sure...

Gilla Gorilla
08-12-09, 03:54 PM
I think you might have for gotten one: I'm sorry but you don't look at all 18 so no I won't take you back to my place. =P

sniperkttnofwar
08-14-09, 08:48 PM
"No dear that dress does not lake you look fat"
"Your sister is so much uglier than you are"

Dheorl
08-17-09, 08:35 AM
I say similar stuff to the police one quite often when I'm drunk infact.