Foo - Tequila...

Drinking margaritas. Once I start, I don't want to stop. Naughty tequila!

Mmm...tequila. If I didn't have to get up at 5 in the morning, I'd join you. :D

Have fun! :thumb:

I know what you mean! I just had two and I've got the itch to make some more...

It's too bad I'm out of lime juice :(

tequila=evil. I honestly don't think it's really alcohol...

tequila=evil. I honestly don't think it's really alcohol...

So you're saying it's better than alcohol? I agree. :p

Tequila = clothes come off ;)

Tequila = clothes come off ;)

That's what I'm hoping :P

Tequila = clothes come off ;)

Yes. :D

Yes. :D

This thread is now completely worthless without pics...

gin for the win.

I do bad unnatural things to my couch when I drink tequila. Bad things.

Couch

Mojito

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Here's my margarita recipe

First, make Lime-Aid by taking a double-shot glass of lime juice, 4 packets of splenda, and 12 ounces of water....

Then, fill a cocktail shaker 2/3 of the way with ice, a double of Cuervo Tradicional, 1 shot of Cointreau, and fill to 1" above the ice with the limeaid...

Shake, serve on the rocks or straight up..

Add a splash of Curação for color if desired...

works well :)

I'm going to see if I have any left. A nice, hard shot before bed.

I'm going to see if I have any left. A nice, hard shot before bed.

Crap it. Empty.

Vodka? It's an okay substitute. As a shot, anyway. :p

No lime needed...and shot glasses are for wimps. I use to do 8oz shots followed by salt....probably why I have so much damned hair on my chest now.

Drinking margaritas. Once I start, I don't want to stop. Naughty tequila!

bad girl!! :D same for me....that's why i try to stay away from tequila!!! :)

No lime needed...and shot glasses are for wimps. I use to do 8oz shots followed by salt....probably why I have so much damned hair on my chest now.

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One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor...:innocent:

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She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patrone
Her closet’s missing half the things she’s bought
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kickin’ out of her shoes
Loose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She don’t mean nothing - she’s just havin fun
Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

I heart tequila.


Usually from shot glass.

YouTube - Tracy Byrd - Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo

Love tequila ... but i am usually too dehidrated to drink anything

Patron and Don Julio are two good friends of mine.

I have been ten feet tall and bulletproof on more than one occasion.

Working I Mexico I developed an affection for really good tequila and we'd fill 8 oz glasses, sit on the beach and talk, and then wake up in the morning covered in bug bites, be surrounded by crabs that hoped were were dead, and often had Iguanas camped out looking at us like... WTF ?

Don't ever try to catch Geckoes when you're hammered on tequila either.

no thanks...
vodka please

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Tequila has always = hurl for me.

I once had a white car; I was rushing my sister to her job one day and she opened her door as I was backing out of the driveway and the door got trashed on the fence. The only door I could find at the junkyard was dark brown. No matter how much white paint I sprayed on there it always looked a little brown.

I finally got it looking more or less white, and then went to a party with my gf - it was a three-way b-day party for three of my friends. My best friend loved tequila, so naturally everybody and their brother had bought him bottles of the stuff, and of course we had to do shots from each bottle as he received them.

Well, my gf had to drive me home as I hung halfway out the passenger door window. The next morning I woke up to a nasty brown stripe down the outside of my freshly painted white door. NO amount of cleaning could remove it fully, either.....good thing the engine in that car seized soon thereafter.....

Tequila and I have a love-hate relationship. Tequila seems to enter in shots at the last of the night, often shortly followed by a trip to worship the porcelain god. For some reason, I don't get hangovers [knock on wood]. I got pretty good and toasted last night with an old friend and still got to work early today.

Tequila and I have a love-hate relationship. Tequila seems to enter in shots at the last of the night, often shortly followed by a trip to worship the porcelain god. For some reason, I don't get hangovers [knock on wood]. I got pretty good and toasted last night with an old friend and still got to work early today.

you are young....the hangovers will come in the future....I never got one until I was almost 30. I no longer drink like that.

Haven't done large quantities of tequila in some time. I do remember studying for a calculus test in my college days while sipping tequila. The tequila won. Then there was some of my young flying proteges that insisted I partake of some tequila out of a flight boot. I should have drank more so I wouldn't remember that incident.

tequila is a hallucinogen

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor......