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Hillary 2016
05-21-09, 11:51 AM
You heard it here first...


CLEVELAND -- Some northeast Ohio homes may have a new leather couch that is making people sick.

Consumer Reports magazine is reporting about a skin rash in Great Britain inked to leather couches from China.

Investigators think a dye or preservative in the leather is causing a reaction.
No official complaints yet in the U.S., but Consumer Reports said many leather couches now come from China.

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couch_incident
05-21-09, 12:01 PM
Apologize to me now Hillary!

Couch

jsharr
05-21-09, 12:04 PM
How do you ink a skin rash to leather?


AllenG
05-21-09, 12:08 PM
You shouldn't have left the copyright clause on that, Hill. Just saying.

And where does one return Couch for a refund since jumping on or over him is now out? And God only knows what kind of environmental damage burning him may cause.

We're going to have to end up paying for a Superfund Couch cleanup aren't we? With the moon suits, and the respirators, and the black helicopters, and then there's the memory wipes....

couch_incident
05-21-09, 12:16 PM
You shouldn't have left the copyright clause on that, Hill. Just saying.

And where does one return Couch for a refund since jumping on or over him is now out? And God only knows what kind of environmental damage burning him may cause.

We're going to have to end up paying for a Superfund Couch cleanup aren't we? With the moon suits, and the respirators, and the black helicopters, and then there's the memory wipes....

They can return all unwanted couches to me. I've perfected taking care of unwanted couches. It involves a 5th of Vodka (I call it Go Juice), a couple drums of gasoline and one matchbook.

Couch

CyLowe97
05-21-09, 12:19 PM
Sofas rule.

Wordbiker
05-21-09, 12:22 PM
We're going to have to end up paying for a Superfund Couch cleanup aren't we? With the moon suits, and the respirators, and the black helicopters, and then there's the memory wipes....

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/128855072379128979.jpg

jsharr
05-21-09, 12:26 PM
How come all the steaming hot things come out of Cleveland?

Wordbiker
05-21-09, 12:40 PM
How come all the steaming hot things come out of Cleveland?

Their football team.

http://images.cafepress.com/image/15188021_400x400.jpg

CyLowe97
05-21-09, 12:41 PM
^^^ Why is that not Engine #2? ^^^

Wordbiker
05-21-09, 12:46 PM
^^^ Why is that not Engine #2? ^^^

Excellent point.

TechKnowGN
05-21-09, 12:56 PM
This thread provides no new information. Couch has always made us sick.

huhenio
05-21-09, 12:59 PM
I like couch

Is like a brother to me.

Or a sister.

ILUVUK
05-21-09, 01:04 PM
Oops! I Crapped My Pants

jsharr
05-21-09, 01:09 PM
Hey, at least you were wearing pants..........

Wordbiker
05-21-09, 01:14 PM
I got the team wrong.

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/PF_New%5C332008/4027376~Tim-Couch-Cleveland-Browns-Posters.jpg

It's the Cleveland Browns. Easy mistake to make.

jsharr
05-21-09, 01:52 PM
did he poop out a helmet?

couch_incident
05-21-09, 01:52 PM
I like couch

Is like a brother to me.

Or a sister.

Thank you for the kind words.

Couch

ILUVUK
05-21-09, 01:54 PM
did he poop out a helmet?

that facemask would leave a serious mark.

MrCrassic
05-21-09, 07:39 PM
I'm after the mudkips

couch_incident
05-21-09, 08:35 PM
I'm after the mudkips


so i heard u liek mudkipz?

Couch

x136
05-21-09, 09:02 PM
How come all the steaming hot things come out of Cleveland?

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/967/cleveland.gif

"Oh, that's just nasssty."