Mountain Biking - World's Greatest MTB

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Mr_Wrench
05-22-09, 10:25 PM
Top-of-the-line, Herculite 20 Micro Alloy(*1) frame! Patented super-scrappy power(*3) 'wedge-on' drop outs! Must-see to believe! Made in USA by qualified bike technicians!(*4) Only available from Murray! Limited availability. 10,000 Mile warranty!(*2)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12698671@N02/3555059315/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12698671@N02/3555062761/in/photostream/


[*1Micro Alloy 1/10000000% Molybdenum]
[*2 Warranty limited to the duration of one week, or 10,000 miles whichever comes first]
[*3 "Super-scrappy power is a trademark of Murray. Ohio Manfuct. Company, any unauthorized use of trademark is illegal. Murray will pursue all possible damages allowable by the federal and state levels, not to exceed $1,000,000 or the mandatory purchase of 20 Murray bicycles. Whichever is deemed more suitable for the crime]
[*4 Assembled in China, Japan, Korea, Singapore. Bike Technician defined as the homeless guy we found off the interstate exit]


yellowjeep
05-22-09, 10:41 PM
What the **** are you talking about? Was this from craigslist?

Jordan300
05-23-09, 11:15 AM
What is happening here?


ca7erham
05-23-09, 11:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

junkyard
05-23-09, 03:00 PM
Only hacks and jerks don't know what he is talking about.

Mr_Wrench
05-23-09, 11:24 PM
Only hacks and jerks don't know what he is talking about.

I'm glad somebody gets it.

muzik
05-24-09, 03:07 AM
stupid