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Wordbiker
05-25-09, 06:39 PM
Since the technology to upload smells isn't here yet...we'll have to be satisfied with descriptions.

I smell like a mix of sawdust, bicycle grease, hops and thermal paste.

How about you? :D


AEO
05-25-09, 06:41 PM
I smell like irish spring, marine grade grease, cat and maybe some ozone.

pgoat
05-25-09, 06:42 PM
http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/1cheez.jpg


wolfpack
05-25-09, 06:43 PM
dove soap, herbal essence shampoo/conditioner, victoria's secret rapture lotion.

crackerjab
05-25-09, 06:46 PM
Bacon, everclear, and hate.

StupidlyBrave
05-25-09, 06:46 PM
I smell terrific.

Ride4Ever
05-25-09, 06:46 PM
sardines.

Michigander
05-25-09, 06:47 PM
Motor oil and sweat.

linux_author
05-25-09, 06:48 PM
right now?

shrimp and grits

Harun
05-25-09, 06:49 PM
lavender with a hint of leftover sunscreen

I use johnson&johnson bedtime bath because it smells better than 'man soap' and totally gets rid of my fussiness. :p:thumb:

Airwick
05-25-09, 06:51 PM
wet jack russell terrier (s)

wolfpack
05-25-09, 06:54 PM
:lol: maybe they need a bath!

Airwick
05-25-09, 06:58 PM
:lol: maybe they need a bath!


speaking of, you left some soap in the bath,... I expect you to come and get it by morning.

DocM
05-25-09, 06:59 PM
I smell like victory.

wolfpack
05-25-09, 07:00 PM
speaking of, you left some soap in the bath,... I expect you to come and get it by morning.

you'll just have to mail it...too far to drive. :p

Wordbiker
05-25-09, 07:01 PM
speaking of, you left some soap in the bath,... I expect you to come and get it by morning.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u293/muhamidakbar/Drop_the_Soap-Its_a_trap.jpg

AEO
05-25-09, 07:19 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u293/muhamidakbar/Drop_the_Soap-Its_a_trap.jpg

what? you saying you haven't mastered the art of picking up dropped soap with your foot?

DataJunkie
05-25-09, 07:23 PM
Spam and ky jelly.

JonnyHK
05-25-09, 07:25 PM
Wife tells me that I smell like freshly cooked bread.

jhota
05-25-09, 07:32 PM
right now? shampoo and soap.

usually? sweat.

sknhgy
05-25-09, 07:47 PM
Spam and ky jelly.

Are you having a snack while having sex?

nekohime
05-25-09, 07:48 PM
Right now I smell like henna hair dye. Yechh, but at least it isn't the nasty parlor sort. Usually, I smell like a combination of cookies (because of how vanilla scent reacts to my body chemistry), pomegranate, fancy-schmancy handmade soap, and lavender shampoo.

I also smell like "woman," whatever the hell teh bf means by that.

Siu Blue Wind
05-25-09, 07:59 PM
Motor oil and sweat.

You always smell like that. Ew.

Anner77
05-25-09, 08:00 PM
I don't know... ask Phantyk

Tom Stormcrowe
05-25-09, 08:22 PM
Depends on what I've been doing.

Sometimes I smell like cordite from shooting, sometimes I smell like Old Spice, sometimes, like a sweaty middle aged guy that just rode 50 miles in 90 degree midwestern muggy weather. :p

skijor
05-25-09, 08:30 PM
tomato plants, manure, and PBR

jwbnyc
05-25-09, 08:59 PM
strawberries

efrobert
05-25-09, 09:09 PM
Butt sweat, cigars and failure.

CliftonGK1
05-25-09, 09:24 PM
Dog. I was taking a nap and my pupster curled up next to me.

Sixty Fiver
05-25-09, 09:29 PM
Dr. Bronners tea tree oil soap, a little hint of bicycle grease, and fresh bread.

Tasty huh ?

Sixty Fiver
05-25-09, 09:34 PM
Smells are so powerful...

The smell of Dove soap always has a profound effect on me as my grandmother used it and would always save he little soap chips in a basket as she could never waste things and it gave my grandparent's house this wonderful smell.

I never knew what it was until I was much older and asked my grandmother what she used and for a long time after her passing I could not even bear the smell of the stuff as it reminded me so much of her.

Wordbiker
05-25-09, 10:08 PM
Smells are so powerful...

Especially when combined with a Dutch oven.

UnsafeAlpine
05-25-09, 10:08 PM
I smell like fear and urine...

Wordbiker
05-25-09, 10:09 PM
I smell like teen spirit.

UnsafeAlpine
05-25-09, 10:11 PM
I smell like fear and urine...

and dead zombies.

Wordbiker
05-25-09, 10:15 PM
and dead zombies.

There's another kind?

Anner77
05-25-09, 11:06 PM
There's another kind?

I smell like flowery zombies

nekohime
05-25-09, 11:10 PM
There's another kind?

Yes. Undead ones. The dead zombies ain't moving, but undead ones are, therefore the undead ones have a stronger and more pungent odor than the dead ones. Plus the undead ones smell like freshly eaten blood and brains, but the dead ones don't.

Ryan McEachern
05-25-09, 11:14 PM
Napalm in the morning...

Wordbiker
05-25-09, 11:21 PM
Yes. Undead ones. The dead zombies ain't moving, but undead ones are, therefore the undead ones have a stronger and more pungent odor than the dead ones. Plus the undead ones smell like freshly eaten blood and brains, but the dead ones don't.

But isn't a zombie by definition ambulatory? There's no such thing as a dead zombie, just a corpse.

Don't go off on zombies that are destroyed. You can't kill something that isn't alive.

ILUVUK
05-25-09, 11:34 PM
Ass and cat food

Wordbiker
05-25-09, 11:55 PM
Shoe polish.



I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

BoSoxYacht
05-26-09, 12:04 AM
the sweat of working all day, in near 100 degree heat.

not good.

skijor
05-26-09, 08:03 AM
I smell terrific (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGSXMRRUAAo).

fixed :p

skijor
05-26-09, 08:20 AM
Especially when combined with a Dutch oven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD2o7kn1pNs).

no doubt ;)

Tude
05-26-09, 09:07 AM
hmmm at the moment .... spinach and deodorant and Sake (the perfume)

chipcom
05-26-09, 09:25 AM
So what if I smell like "sour cream" and "failure"?

crackerjab
05-26-09, 09:38 AM
My new smell for today is shame, stripper grease, and sweat.

redneckwes
05-26-09, 04:37 PM
Sawdust, rust, and old tractors.

KingTermite
05-26-09, 04:41 PM
Since the technology to upload smells isn't here yet...we'll have to be satisfied with descriptions.

I smell like a mix of sawdust, bicycle grease, hops and thermal paste.

How about you? :D

I smell like chili farts mixed with spearmint gum.