Jokes & Humor - At what times in history has the F-word been acceptable?

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Paul Donovan
06-08-04, 08:13 PM
When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............! ....

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

Hopper
06-09-04, 02:08 AM
11-"What the @#$%?"
--Hopper, Now
iamlucky13
06-09-04, 11:09 PM
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

Not funny iamlucky, bad language is not funn... crap!

:roflmao: That's #u@&ing hilarious. Darn near as good as the uses of the word oration! :roflmao:

Ok now I need to go wash my eyes out with soap. :cry:

Paul Donovan
06-17-04, 07:48 PM
11-"What the @#$%?"
--Hopper, Now


:roflmao: