Foo - Get your fortune here.

Insert 5 cents (Canadian) into the slot and your fortune will be read.

Here's a slug. Can I get a cheap fortune? I'm not picky.

Okay, I'll bite. How about 10 cents American, though?

What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?

Here's a slug. Can I get a cheap fortune? I'm not picky.
You can got new.


Okay, I'll bite. How about 10 cents American, though?
That's like 3 fortunes.

A loved one will make you angry.

With each window shut, a door is opened.

The south will rise again.



What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?
A peanut butter and banana sandwich.

A fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

fixed...he is from La you know.

What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?

A month subscription to the Ville Platte News.

Fortune? This must be a trick. Will this be reported to the IRS?

Fortune? This must be a trick. Will this be reported to the IRS?

Please insert 5 cents (Canadian).

One beavertail inserted. Where's my fortune?

One beavertail inserted. Where's my fortune?

A beautiful chariot is waiting for you.

A beautiful chariot is waiting for you.

I know. It's been parked out on the street since I got home yesterday evening. :twitchy:

I know. It's been parked out on the street since I got home yesterday evening. :twitchy:

See! Proof that the fortune telling machine is accurate!

Do you accept pennies? I have 5 canadian pennies that have been in my coin jar for years.

Do you accept pennies? I have 5 canadian pennies that have been in my coin jar for years.

Your life will change change change *smacks machine* change for the better within the month.

ok...i scrounged around and found 25 cents...what do i get? :)

can you take a credit card?

ok...i scrounged around and found 25 cents...what do i get? :)
http://www.niftynuthouse.com/images/P/gum%20ball%20giant.jpg

You have many years of happiness awaiting you.


can you take a credit card?

Of course! Its forging the signature on those cards that I have trouble with. :innocent:

I have an expired 5 dollars off coupon to Six Flags over Duluth.

I have an expired 5 dollars off coupon to Six Flags over Duluth.

Your cheapskate ways will come to haunt you.

Your cheapskate ways will come to haunt you.

oh, i dunno - my bargain basement fortune holds limitless possibilities. Heck, it could mean anything!:)

*inserts three Italian lire, and one wooden token for Jim-Bob's Discount Rollercoaster Emporium, expiry 1979*

* tries to put canadian nickel in slot.....crap, there's something stuck in there...wtf!? who put a wooden nickel in there and broke the machine?*

Muahahaha! Only the Shadow knows!

*merrily traipses off*

*inserts three Italian lire, and one wooden token for Jim-Bob's Discount Rollercoaster Emporium, expiry 1979*
erk grr...snap....


* tries to put canadian nickel in slot.....crap, there's something stuck in there...wtf!? who put a wooden nickel in there and broke the machine?*


Muahahaha! Only the Shadow knows!

*merrily traipses off*
bzzz..krrr chachunk.... You will die a slow, painful death that will last many years, probably until you're 80 or so.

erk grr...snap....




bzzz..krrr chachunk.... You will die a slow, painful death that will last many years, probably until you're 80 or so.

I do that every workday...its called going to the office. You're gonna have to do better than that.

I'll hand you a roll of 5c coins worth $2.50

what is my fortune for today?

I'll hand you a roll of 5c coins worth $2.50

what is my fortune for today?

You are now $2.50 poorer.

bzzz..krrr chachunk.... You will die a slow, painful death that will last many years, probably until you're 80 or so.80?! I don't want to wait that long. I'm going to have to speed this up somehow.

...

*tips over the fortune machine, kicks it a few times for good measure*

there goes my bus fair that I never use :lol:

80?! I don't want to wait that long. I'm going to have to speed this up somehow

Try the rooftop Spa in Flushing, and skip the sunblock

Try the rooftop Spa in Flushing, and skip the sunblockWhat's sunblock?

Besides, I have plenty of things that'll kill me in a far more entertaining way than being flushed down a spa.

What's sunblock?

Besides, I have plenty of things that'll kill me in a far more entertaining way than being flushed down a spa.

such as 300gr of lead traveling at 3000 fps. :innocent:

<Drops a nickel in the slot and gives the arm a good yank>

uh-k! Watchya got for me?

<Drops a nickel in the slot and gives the arm a good yank>

uh-k! Watchya got for me?

The next fortune cookie you eat will have your true fortune.

such as 300gr of lead traveling at 3000 fps. :innocent:I have no guns, though I'm sure that will change someday.

Other than that, I have plenty.

The next fortune cookie you eat will have your true fortune.

That's it? :notamused: I don't even eat them. :(:o

I have no guns, though I'm sure that will change someday.

Other than that, I have plenty.

one does not need a gun to get small pieces of lead traveling at supersonic velocities.....lead pipes and f3 or f4 black powder are easily found.....if one wants much higher velocities, that too can be arranged with a little more effort.:innocent:

*****pours gun powder into coin slot*****

*tosses a match*

one does not need a gun to get small pieces of lead traveling at supersonic velocities.....lead pipes and f3 or f4 black powder are easily found.....if one wants much higher velocities, that too can be arranged with a little more effort.:innocent:Railgun for the win.

Railgun for the win.

sharks with lasers!