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DogsBody
06-01-09, 04:16 PM
So you have a fly problem in the kitchen or another room in your house, andd you are expecting guests?
Step one: Give the Wife a hammer.
Step two: Close doors to contain as many flies as possible.
Step three: pull down pants, and expose taint.
Step four: When flies land on taint; have the Wife hit them with the hammer.


FlatMaster
06-04-09, 06:28 PM
This is not funny and disgusting. I love it. Question if guests arrive before all files are taken care of, to you halt the process?

Square & Compas
06-05-09, 12:51 PM
taint? and who's pants are being pulled down?


DX-MAN
06-26-09, 11:08 PM
Can you and your wife come over and take care of the yellowjackets in my garage?

hendrick81
06-30-09, 06:17 PM
Wow

DogsBody
07-06-09, 06:00 PM
This is not funny and disgusting. I love it. Question if guests arrive before all files are taken care of, to you halt the process?
We are not destroying files using this method. It is only for flies.:p

taint? and who's pants are being pulled down?
This question needs revision. I cannot help the poster with language or etiquette, as I have a hard time with my own crap already.

Can you and your wife come over and take care of the yellowjackets in my garage?
If you supply the syrup that we'll need to spread, yes.

Wow
Why thank you. Thank you very much.
:D:D