SingingSabre
06-01-09, 11:33 PM
I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
Foo - How does one acquire monkey poo?
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Tude
06-01-09, 11:43 PM
Who cares about monkey poo? I mean come on - that's such a run of the mill kind of thing.
:rolleyes:
I mean, everyone has monkey poo.
BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>
what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!
Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness :innocent:) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!
I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...
BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!
:D
:rolleyes:
I mean, everyone has monkey poo.
BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>
what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!
Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness :innocent:) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!
I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...
BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!
:D
skijor
06-01-09, 11:51 PM
Only acquire and play with monkey poo when you're drunk. At the moment you seem to be overqualified :lol:
Big_e
06-02-09, 12:51 AM
Who cares about monkey poo? I mean come on - that's such a run of the mill kind of thing.
:rolleyes:
I mean, everyone has monkey poo.
BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>
what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!
Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness :innocent:) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!
I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...
BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!
:D
Along with a free poo dispenser which should last about 20 years or more. :roflmao2:
:rolleyes:
I mean, everyone has monkey poo.
BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>
what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!
Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness :innocent:) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!
I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...
BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!
:D
Along with a free poo dispenser which should last about 20 years or more. :roflmao2:
SingingSabre
06-02-09, 01:56 AM
Only acquire and play with monkey poo when you're drunk. At the moment you seem to be overqualified :lol:
I want to have it ready for when I am appropriately underqualified...
I want to have it ready for when I am appropriately underqualified...
pgoat
06-02-09, 05:42 AM
I'm no expert but pretty sure a bonafide monkey must be involved at some point.
Wordbiker
06-02-09, 07:05 AM
http://www.indonesiangrocery.com/shop/images/uploads/packaging_1_pound.jpg
coasting
06-02-09, 07:21 AM
i'm sure you can get it online. there must be a monkey farm somewhere. monkey poo r us
ModoVincere
06-02-09, 07:23 AM
Monkey poo is chump change (or chimp change for the pun lovers).
Elephant dung is where its at....a truckload available at one time.
Elephant dung is where its at....a truckload available at one time.
chipcom
06-02-09, 07:35 AM
Spank your monkey till it poos. If your monkey spits instead of poos, stop the lesson.
coasting
06-02-09, 07:42 AM
frankly i'm shocked that everyone doesn't own a monkey
HardyWeinberg
06-02-09, 07:51 AM
I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
it's not as easy now that more zoos are keeping their monkeys behind glass.
it's not as easy now that more zoos are keeping their monkeys behind glass.
SingingSabre
06-02-09, 09:36 AM
Interesting stuff to think about guys.
I'm heading off to LA tonight and then to Fresno in search of these answers.
I'm heading off to LA tonight and then to Fresno in search of these answers.
ModoVincere
06-02-09, 09:41 AM
I think you can gather some up in P&R :innocent:
chipcom
06-02-09, 09:48 AM
I think you can gather some up in P&R :innocent:
That's Modo poo.
That's Modo poo.
KingTermite
06-02-09, 09:53 AM
http://www.indonesiangrocery.com/shop/images/uploads/packaging_1_pound.jpg
That's (sivet) cat poo, dingleberry!
That's (sivet) cat poo, dingleberry!
KingTermite
06-02-09, 09:54 AM
You could go to a zoo and wait for them to fling some at you. Then secretly tuck it away to save when nobody is looking.
skijor
06-02-09, 09:54 AM
Along with a free poo dispenser which should last about 20 years or more. :roflmao2:
more poopez refills please :innocent:
http://www.pezcandydispenser.com/images/mmms/monkey.jpg
more poopez refills please :innocent:
http://www.pezcandydispenser.com/images/mmms/monkey.jpg
ModoVincere
06-02-09, 10:24 AM
That's Modo poo.
That's Mr. Modo to you.
That's Mr. Modo to you.
kingofchimps
06-02-09, 10:34 AM
I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
Call me after 10am PST. I'm pretty regular.
Call me after 10am PST. I'm pretty regular.
Wordbiker
06-02-09, 03:28 PM
That's (sivet) cat poo, dingleberry!
Did you mean Civet, dipstick?
Meh, so it's cat-fox poo. Like he'd taste the difference. No need to split turds over it.
Did you mean Civet, dipstick?
Meh, so it's cat-fox poo. Like he'd taste the difference. No need to split turds over it.
DogsBody
06-02-09, 03:44 PM
How many poo's could winnie the pooh poo?
If winnie the pooh could poo..............poo.
(Out of his seamed-up butt)
If winnie the pooh could poo..............poo.
(Out of his seamed-up butt)
SingingSabre
06-02-09, 04:43 PM
Call me after 10am PST. I'm pretty regular.
Pics or it never happened. :lol:
Pics or it never happened. :lol:
bigbenaugust
06-02-09, 05:17 PM
Our puppy is an excellent source of poo, and I'm only a few hours further north from Fresno...
AllenG
06-02-09, 05:22 PM
http://www.metapeeps.com/images/famous_images/Evil_Monkey.jpg
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http://messyandpicky.com/wp-content/themes/messy-and-picky/images/DSC_2377-taqueria-burrito.jpg
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SingingSabre
06-02-09, 05:57 PM
Our puppy is an excellent source of poo, and I'm only a few hours further north from Fresno...
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