crustedfish
06-10-04, 11:24 PM
my grill's not fixed but my bike is.
go on..you know you wanna!
go on..you know you wanna!
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - one liners...or...uno linas...
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jeff williams
06-10-04, 11:36 PM
Dogs fixed, bike aint.
And- tho not cycling related- I was talking to my glamrock guitarist friend Sunday about his sweet new girl. I said "Love?, baby- It's like a sunrise- everyday you want to wake up to a new one."
And- tho not cycling related- I was talking to my glamrock guitarist friend Sunday about his sweet new girl. I said "Love?, baby- It's like a sunrise- everyday you want to wake up to a new one."
roadfix
06-11-04, 12:15 AM
Fix it even if it ain't broke...
Fugazi Dave
06-11-04, 12:47 AM
Dogs fixed, bike aint.
More like bike's fixed, but I'm sure as hell not. Wink wink nudge nudge.
I'm like ready-mix meatloaf baby, I make my own gravy.
More like bike's fixed, but I'm sure as hell not. Wink wink nudge nudge.
I'm like ready-mix meatloaf baby, I make my own gravy.
pyze-guy
06-11-04, 01:04 AM
If it ain't fixed it's broke.
jeff williams
06-11-04, 01:48 AM
If it ain't fixed it's broke.
Good one!
Again not cycling- same bar ( I work there Sundays.)
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
Good one!
Again not cycling- same bar ( I work there Sundays.)
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
Fugazi Dave
06-11-04, 02:02 AM
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
That must have been adorable.
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
That must have been adorable.
jeff williams
06-11-04, 02:11 AM
MOCK> No knocking of the boots, but I think it made her eve.
GET FIXED!, GET BENT! If not a cyclist, sounds bad. :D
GET FIXED!, GET BENT! If not a cyclist, sounds bad. :D
skitbraviking
06-11-04, 06:58 AM
Next time, I'll fix both for free. But 165 will fix all the rest in the men's room of the corner gas station.
Schiek
06-11-04, 10:01 AM
This works in the South:
Fixin' to go
Fixin' to go
pitboss
06-11-04, 10:12 AM
fix your little red wagon
skitbraviking
06-11-04, 10:15 AM
OK, I feel dumb. I missed the boat and didn't write a one liner.
TeleJohn
06-11-04, 10:20 AM
Fix your hub, free your heel!
TronMan
06-11-04, 11:00 AM
Unicog, Unitard, Unity!!!
SchreiberBike
06-11-04, 11:16 AM
Ride fixed - be free!
skitbraviking
06-11-04, 11:27 AM
You do many speeds like a snail, I do one speed like the road runner.
skitbraviking
06-11-04, 11:29 AM
Confucious say: ride fixed or you not really ride at all.
jeff williams
06-11-04, 11:36 AM
F.O.R.D.- Fixed, Or Repair Daily.
-I'm getting a little FIXated with this.
-I'm getting a little FIXated with this.
Thylacine
06-12-04, 07:41 PM
"Riding singlespeed - it's where I get to be single, even when I'm not."
"I'm a junky for JustOneFix"©™®
"I'm a junky for JustOneFix"©™®
pyze-guy
06-12-04, 11:50 PM
Good one!
Again not cycling- same bar ( I work there Sundays.)
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
I misread what you wrote. I didn't see the L in blush.
Again not cycling- same bar ( I work there Sundays.)
Sweet waitress, we were discussing my latest at endeavor (sculpture)-(she is an actress)
and my friend was a little upset- she says " I hate it, I can't make ANYTHING!"
I say "well dear, I'm sure you can make love."..........
Color of roses...sweetest blush I ever saw.
I misread what you wrote. I didn't see the L in blush.
jeff williams
06-13-04, 12:03 AM
I misread what you wrote. I didn't see the L in blush.
Brunette. :rolleyes:
Brunette. :rolleyes:
ULooKinAtMe?
08-10-04, 11:46 PM
One gear-all year!
jfmckenna
08-11-04, 06:59 AM
Hey fix this!
Bikkhu
08-11-04, 07:39 AM
suck my cog ?
*new*guy
08-11-04, 08:08 AM
suck my cog ?
nice one:)
got no dope, gotta get my fix
nice one:)
got no dope, gotta get my fix
commuteORdie
08-11-04, 08:28 AM
I forget who said it, but i remember this line from somewhere here on the boards...
"My bikes got three speeds: standing, sitting, and walking."
"My bikes got three speeds: standing, sitting, and walking."
s2sxiii
08-11-04, 10:21 AM
this is stolen but i love it:
"the revolution will not have derailluers"
"the revolution will not have derailluers"
HereNT
08-11-04, 10:26 AM
At this point, shouldn't that be updated to :
"the revolution didn't have derailluers?
:)
"the revolution didn't have derailluers?
:)
shiftlessbast-
08-11-04, 10:28 AM
I forget who said it, but i remember this line from somewhere here on the boards...
"My bikes got three speeds: standing, sitting, and walking."
How about: (track)standing, sprinting and skidding.
"My bikes got three speeds: standing, sitting, and walking."
How about: (track)standing, sprinting and skidding.
Bikkhu
08-13-04, 04:39 AM
oldies but goodies:
"No gear no fear - no brakes no shakes"
"Fixed gear all year"
"No gear no fear - no brakes no shakes"
"Fixed gear all year"
skitbraviking
08-13-04, 07:39 AM
Tear up your lyrca, or I'll school ya.
Bikkhu
08-13-04, 07:45 AM
Tear up your lyrca, or I'll school ya.
Urrgh... Fanta trough the nose :D :D :D
Urrgh... Fanta trough the nose :D :D :D
46x17
08-13-04, 10:28 AM
Got gears? pfffffffffffffffffff, sissie!
MERTON
08-13-04, 12:48 PM
get bent fixed?
Serbaside
08-13-04, 09:45 PM
Boy: "Hey baby, Wanna ride my bike? *wink*"
Girl: "Too bad its fixed"
Girl: "Too bad its fixed"
jitensha!
08-14-04, 12:53 AM
cross-posted from the messenger listserv:
"i am the badest ass trackbike rider of all time, unless i have coffee in my hand"
"everybody who rides a trackbike is secretly a very angry person"
"track bikes are so graceful"
"the most beautiful thing i have ever seen was watching a trackbike
messenger in traffic on a friday afternoon"
"trackbikes are cool, i want one"
"the secret to skidding is putting your ass into it"
"especially YOUR ass dude"
"i am the badest ass trackbike rider of all time, unless i have coffee in my hand"
"everybody who rides a trackbike is secretly a very angry person"
"track bikes are so graceful"
"the most beautiful thing i have ever seen was watching a trackbike
messenger in traffic on a friday afternoon"
"trackbikes are cool, i want one"
"the secret to skidding is putting your ass into it"
"especially YOUR ass dude"
catatonic
08-14-04, 04:29 AM
look, it's fixie longstockings!
as I walk through the valley of the shadow of bikes, i shall fear no freewheel....
When a freewhell comes along, you must fix it *snap* fix it good!
(you can prolly notice i'm either tired drunk or both...i have no clue which either...)
as I walk through the valley of the shadow of bikes, i shall fear no freewheel....
When a freewhell comes along, you must fix it *snap* fix it good!
(you can prolly notice i'm either tired drunk or both...i have no clue which either...)