Foo - If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

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Siu Blue Wind
06-02-09, 08:48 PM
MV is exempt from posting here since we all know what HE'd be. :rolleyes:

StupidlyBrave
06-02-09, 08:55 PM
^^^But if they are battery operated, are they inanimate?
wolfpack
06-02-09, 08:58 PM
:roflmao:

JoelS
06-02-09, 08:59 PM
Just a spoke in the wheel....
MrCrassic
06-02-09, 09:04 PM
The "Post Quick Reply" button.
Dannihilator
06-02-09, 09:11 PM
a headset spacer
UnsafeAlpine
06-02-09, 09:17 PM
a bowl of jello
redtires
06-02-09, 09:22 PM
The Voyager spacecraft. :D
Siu Blue Wind
06-02-09, 09:26 PM
^^^But if they are battery operated, are they inanimate?

I didn't say in-intimate. :rolleyes:



a headset spacer

I got a lot of those on the Moots. ;)
patentcad
06-02-09, 09:29 PM
Chipcom.
AEO
06-02-09, 09:29 PM
dil... dilapidated house :innocent:
Siu Blue Wind
06-02-09, 09:30 PM
I'd be this:

http://shawnhuff.info/images/LOGOS-Band-Aid.jpg
pgoat
06-02-09, 09:36 PM
a mushroom
AEO
06-02-09, 09:37 PM
I'd be a chris king headset. I'll outlive humans that way.
crackerjab
06-02-09, 09:44 PM
Am I allowed to post here?
MrCrassic
06-02-09, 09:49 PM
The "go advanced" button looks good too
Siu Blue Wind
06-02-09, 09:50 PM
Am I allowed to post here?

Yah.
USAZorro
06-02-09, 09:51 PM
I'd be a Terry saddle - making things very comfortable for a deserving and energetic female athlete. :p
AllenG
06-02-09, 09:56 PM
http://www.thefurnitureman.co.uk/images/bali%20butlers%20stand.jpg
downtube42
06-02-09, 09:58 PM
1960 Gitane track frame
black_box
06-02-09, 09:59 PM
maybe a mirror...
crackerjab
06-02-09, 10:11 PM
A belly button ring.
Wordbiker
06-02-09, 10:18 PM
A VHS pornographic movie: If you're willing to overlook the bad qualities...there's still a thrill or two to be had.
fuzzbox
06-02-09, 11:20 PM
hmmm.....shoes? ....i don't know...... or a trophy
ilikebikes
06-02-09, 11:25 PM
Fuzzys pillow. :)
Airwick
06-02-09, 11:33 PM
A Carolina blue refrigerator,....


http://allsorts.typepad.com/allsorts/images/2007/10/15/fridge.jpg
fuzzbox
06-02-09, 11:44 PM
Fuzzys pillow. :)

I love my pillow though :^o
x136
06-02-09, 11:49 PM
A VHS pornographic movie: If you're willing to overlook the bad qualities...there's still a thrill or two to be had.All the good parts are worn out and scratchy, and could snap at any moment, rendering the whole thing unusable?


A Carolina blue refrigerator,....Notorious for locking children inside?
Wordbiker
06-02-09, 11:51 PM
All the good parts are worn out and scratchy, and could snap at any moment, rendering the whole thing unusable?

Don't judge.

You're in no position.
x136
06-02-09, 11:54 PM
Don't judge.

You're in no position.Don't mind me, I'm walking on the shady side of the street. The sunny side is too crowded.

(Also, there was an implied smiley in that last post, and by implied I mean I forgot to type it.)
Wordbiker
06-03-09, 12:03 AM
Don't mind me, I'm walking on the shady side of the street. The sunny side is too crowded.

(Also, there was an implied smiley in that last post, and by implied I mean I forgot to type it.)

Implied smiley or not, the truth still hurts.

Lie more.
gnome
06-03-09, 12:08 AM
a stone.
Wordbiker
06-03-09, 12:47 AM
a stoner.

Yeah, that's pretty inanimate.
gnome
06-03-09, 12:48 AM
Yeah, that's pretty inanimate.

but I don't ride MTB.:p
Sixty Fiver
06-03-09, 12:50 AM
A spanner.
cyclokitty
06-03-09, 02:34 AM
A Jackson Pollack painting. I'd be worth a mint!
wolfpack
06-03-09, 02:51 AM
a hammock.
celticfrost
06-03-09, 04:31 AM
A fishtank --- a membrane between the twits and the t***s.
Siu Blue Wind
06-03-09, 04:35 AM
A spammer.
X you wanna get this one? I have to go to work.
icedmocha
06-03-09, 04:40 AM
A dead body
USAZorro
06-03-09, 06:50 AM
A dead body

<groans>
Airwick
06-03-09, 06:51 AM
http://www.thecookinginn.com/easybake/easy%20bake%201971a.jpg

easy bake oven from 1971............
ModoVincere
06-03-09, 06:57 AM
MV is exempt from posting here since we all know what HE'd be. :rolleyes:

:lol:
1989Pre
06-03-09, 07:02 AM
Mike Nesmith's hat.
Ka_Jun
06-03-09, 07:27 AM
A warhammer.

Blunt, heavy, and dull...wait, uh...nah, yeah, I'll stick w/ that.
wolfpack
06-03-09, 07:39 AM
http://www.thecookinginn.com/easybake/easy%20bake%201971a.jpg

easy bake oven from 1971............

omg...i used to have one of those!
pgoat
06-03-09, 07:43 AM
Mike Nesmith's hat.

wow. F-T-W:thumb:

http://www.cadeland.com/title-images/monkeys/mike.jpg
trsidn
06-03-09, 08:01 AM
immobile
Holly
06-03-09, 08:16 AM
a pink balloon floating in the sky free (then I could see the world)
UnsafeAlpine
06-03-09, 08:20 AM
a pink balloon floating in the sky free (then I could see the world)

Best movie on the planet. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Balloon)