Foo - Will I die?

I just ate a Milkbone doggy treat that a co-worker had in her jacket pocket for her pouch.

What can happen? Will I die or get sick? Perhaps have an unresistable urge to sniff bums?

Should I go to the hospital?

PLEASE HELP, I'm worried!

Refer to your signature. ;)

To prevent illness, you must now go drink from the toilet.

Depends.

Was it done on a dare or was there a bet involved?

Refer to your signature. ;)

Double Income, No Kids? What dat gotta do with eating a Milkbone?

You will die. Sorry. It's inevitable. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, or next week, or year, or ten years, but it will catch up with you eventually.

Double Income, No Kids? What dat gotta do with eating a Milkbone?

Nothing.

Can I marry you, Mr. Double Income?

Depends.

Was it done on a dare or was there a bet involved?

Neither. I just ate it. I don't know what they see in those things...tasted like cardboard. No, I've tasted cardboard that tasted better than that.

Nothing.

Can I marry you, Mr. Double Income?

Sorry my friend. Although I am tempted, my wife is already married to me.

Nothing.

Can I marry you, Mr. Double Income?

and after you marry sub, if you need a little something on the side...i'm gonna make myself available, but don't tell my wife.

You will die. Sorry. It's inevitable. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, or next week, or year, or ten years, but it will catch up with you eventually.

Oh Gawd, I knew this was a bad idea! Somebody help! What should I do?

and after you marry sub, if you need a little something on the side...i'm gonna make myself available, but don't tell my wife.

Dammit! I am cursed with this Roman gladiator body!

some canned wet cat food will act as an effective antidote.

Oh Gawd, I knew this was a bad idea! Somebody help! What should I do?

I already told you. You gotta wash that biscuit down with a drink from the toilet.

I already told you. You gotta wash that biscuit down with a drink from the toilet.

Do I flush it first? or just drink from it immediately? Quickly now, tell me!

Oh Gawd, it's already happening!

<----- My avator disappeared!

Things are....going dark...I....don't know...if I can...make it...to...the toilet.

HEY! Why'd my avator disappear? Which one of you bawdy, batfowled barnacles stoled me avator?

Neither. I just ate it. I don't know what they see in those things...tasted like cardboard. No, I've tasted cardboard that tasted better than that.

Neither? In that case, death is imminent.

I vote sniff buns.. Thank god you can't lick yourself. You might be arrested.

Be careful which butts you sniff as the day progresses (and you WILL sniff butts) and you should be OK.

I vote sniff buns.. Thank god you can't lick yourself. You might be arrested.
I have checked with my father who is a Veterinary Microbiologist.
He has indicated that there MIGHT be a "Win" in this:
The subject COULD end up with the ability to lick their own genitalia/butt....

You may not die, but when that treat swells up in your lower intestine................................

Dogs can't have avatars, silly.

You might want to try an enema, or a colon cleanse program?

Do you get turned on when I talk about my little "Fifi"?

I have checked with my father who is a Veterinary Microbiologist.
He has indicated that there MIGHT be a "Win" in this:
The subject COULD end up with the ability to lick their own genitalia/butt....

Schweet! At least some good will come of this.

Do you get turned on when I talk about my little "Fifi"?

I don't need that tramp! That hussy! I can lick my OWN genetalia, thank you very much!

So take your little prostitute and sell her body somewheres else!

you're still gonna die. eventually.

It's been two hours now and you're still posting.

You had better eat another. :P

Schweet! At least some good will come of this.
Yes.
Yet upon further examination: Posting-up on here will be an issue/challenge.
Paws are pretty useless.
Your posts will all end up looking like this:
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I don't need that tramp! That hussy! I can lick my OWN genetalia, thank you very much!

So take your little prostitute and sell her body somewheres else!

I got money. :thumb:

It's been two hours now and you're still posting.

You had better eat another. :P

Oh fine, be cute! I wouldn't treat YOU this way if you ate a Milkbone, I'd be concerned, worried, grey hairs everything, all you can do is make fun. ...sob...you HATE me!

I got money. :thumb:

Er...like how much...I can...um...still lick OTHER peoples genitalia you know.

I think industry standard is 50 cents a lick?

Er...like how much...I can...um...still lick OTHER peoples genitalia you know.

I think industry standard is 50 cents a lick?

You're dying from a milkbone...nobody wants your rotting ass - I wants me some Fifi

You're dying from a milkbone...nobody wants your rotting ass - I wants me some Fifi

Hey! That was...that was.....kinda funny!

Just wear protection ok? I don't want little Fifi's running around with Chipcom heads. Abomination!