Stacey
06-14-04, 09:39 AM
A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. Since
his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he'd give it a
go. He went to the local boat show and asked a lot of ques-
tions. Everything seemed to be going well when he said, "How
do you dock the boat?" The salesman replied, "Well, you real-
ly don't dock the sailboat, you tie it up to a float just
beyond the dock. This way you don't bang up the finish on
the craft." "Well then," the lawyer asked, "How do you get
out to the sailboat?" "Good question." The salesman told him.
You can get a small raft and paddle out to the boat, or you
can just walk out to the boat, if you don't mind getting wet.
"Oh, I get it," the lawyer replied, "It's Row vs Wade." :rolleyes:
his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he'd give it a
go. He went to the local boat show and asked a lot of ques-
tions. Everything seemed to be going well when he said, "How
do you dock the boat?" The salesman replied, "Well, you real-
ly don't dock the sailboat, you tie it up to a float just
beyond the dock. This way you don't bang up the finish on
the craft." "Well then," the lawyer asked, "How do you get
out to the sailboat?" "Good question." The salesman told him.
You can get a small raft and paddle out to the boat, or you
can just walk out to the boat, if you don't mind getting wet.
"Oh, I get it," the lawyer replied, "It's Row vs Wade." :rolleyes: