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pitboss
06-15-04, 12:55 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=7295&item=3681763731&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

sohi
06-15-04, 01:14 PM
nice! so how do you like it?
skitbraviking
06-15-04, 01:18 PM
Wow! And there are 16 available. I can get four for each quadrant of my back!

pitboss
06-15-04, 01:29 PM
i'll let you know if I ever earn a victory lap...
skitbraviking
06-15-04, 01:32 PM
']i'll let you know if I ever earn a victory lap...


Well of course you would, being in some position behind me where you always are.
sohi
06-15-04, 01:36 PM
Well of course you would, being in some position behind me where you always are.

so you are the woman in the relationship of yours?
Schiek
06-15-04, 01:39 PM
Well of course you would, being in some position behind me where you always are.

I don't even know where to begin with this one.
Cynikal
06-15-04, 01:45 PM
I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Agreed.....To many comments coming to mind at once......and some horrible mental pictures as well.
skitbraviking
06-15-04, 01:47 PM
I don't even know where to begin with this one.

You are all sick b*stards. I of course meant that he would be way behind me in the race. And that is all.

Pervs!
familyman
06-15-04, 01:58 PM
You are all sick b*stards. I of course meant that he would be way behind me in the race. And that is all.

Pervs!
Don't treat it as a race, nobody wins in a relationship like that. Take your time and enjoy each others company.
al5
06-15-04, 02:11 PM
i want photos
skitbraviking
06-15-04, 02:13 PM
Don't treat it as a race, nobody wins in a relationship like that. Take your time and enjoy each others company.


Keep your sicko fantasies about 165 and I to yourself. Our family is like yours "familyman."
goatmeal
06-15-04, 02:30 PM
I don't know about the rest of you all, but I wax..

Razor burn + lycra = Pain

Spandex doesn't feel that good either, but I doubt you would see a razor engineered for such a purpose in the "Clean" area of ebay...

Phil
MERTON
06-15-04, 03:20 PM
when are they going to make a butt crack shaver? i need one of those far more than back shave. think of all the wiping time i'd save.
pitboss
06-15-04, 03:48 PM
I don't even know where to begin with this one.
I do not even know why skitbra began it either...don't make me apologize twice in this forum today b/c others are morons...
skitbraviking
06-15-04, 04:14 PM
Just to cure the moron-a-thon:

165 would be behind me because I was beating him in a cycling race. Period. End of story. That is why he would be behind me.

I believe it was shiek who began the moron-a-thon.

Enough said.
progre-ss
06-15-04, 04:14 PM
when are they going to make a butt crack shaver? i need one of those far more than back shave. think of all the wiping time i'd save.

Far too much info here MERTON!!! And they do make a butt crack shaver...it's called Gillette! Why don't you just get one of those Brazilian wax jobs that are so popular now? No shaving required!
skitbraviking
06-15-04, 04:16 PM
Far too much info here MERTON!!! And they do make a butt crack shaver...it's called Gillette! Why don't you just get one of those Brazilian wax jobs that are so popular now? No shaving required!


I second this: TMI.
MERTON
06-15-04, 04:26 PM
i think i'll wait till i can get it lasered off.
progre-ss
06-15-04, 04:35 PM
i think i'll wait till i can get it lasered off.
Hmmm...a laser aimed at your ass? I'll pass thank you!
MERTON
06-15-04, 04:48 PM
Hmmm...a laser aimed at your ass? I'll pass thank you!

awww. c'mon! it'll cleanse it. :D
Schiek
06-15-04, 06:07 PM
165 would be behind me because I was beating him in a cycling race.


I 'm not sure your word choice, professor, is really helping the cause.
pitboss
06-15-04, 08:58 PM
goddammit! STOP THE FRIGGIN D.E. MADNESS
skitbraviking
06-15-04, 09:23 PM
I 'm not sure your word choice, professor, is really helping the cause.

Well counsel, I'll leave it up to you to mince words.
pitboss
06-15-04, 09:58 PM
Wow! And there are 16 available. I can get four for each quadrant of my back!
okay, only 15 now. Fess up, someone
skitbraviking
06-16-04, 10:08 AM
']okay, only 15 now. Fess up, someone


Those denied it buyed it.
pitboss
06-16-04, 10:58 AM
Those denied it buyed it.
so, did you buy one?
MKRG
06-16-04, 11:20 AM
Why would SBV buy one? After all you could just shave for him. I mean you're back there anyway, right? :D
Schiek
06-16-04, 11:46 AM
Why would SBV buy one? After all you could just shave for him. I mean you're back there anyway, right? :D

To quote SBV, "tee hee."
pitboss
06-16-04, 12:28 PM
MKRG and Schiek
go directly to hell

SBV
stop bringing me on your poorly executed statements of triumph
MERTON
06-16-04, 12:50 PM
']goddammit! STOP THE FRIGGIN D.E. MADNESS

what's "D.E."?
skitbraviking
06-16-04, 05:07 PM
']so, did you buy one?


Nice try.
skitbraviking
06-16-04, 05:09 PM
']MKRG and Schiek
go directly to hell

SBV
stop bringing me on your poorly executed statements of triumph


LOL!

It wasn't my execution, it was Schiek's lawyerly manipulation to represent his own intentions. Hell, we're both innocent. But I would win the race. :D
cavit8
06-16-04, 06:00 PM
LOL!

It wasn't my execution, it was Schiek's lawyerly manipulation to represent his own intentions. Hell, we're both innocent. But I would win the race. :D


Actually, I think Sohi was there first. Why do you keep blaming the lawyer for your Freudian slip?
skitbraviking
06-16-04, 06:56 PM
Actually, I think Sohi was there first. Why do you keep blaming the lawyer for your Freudian slip?

Ah, look. We have a couch confessor. Line up everybody! Cry your eyes out for Dr Freud.
myxbyx
10-24-04, 10:10 PM
go straight to hell boys, straight to hell

oh and what was that about a slip? blend that gend.....er...
lucklust
10-24-04, 10:22 PM
Wow, now THIS is an old thread!
MKRG
10-24-04, 10:28 PM
Yeah! No kidding. I just got done re-reading the whole thread. I wonder if Merton ever followed through on his plan.
myxbyx
10-24-04, 10:28 PM
Wow, now THIS is an old thread!

wow, NOW this is an old thread
ryan_c
10-24-04, 10:30 PM
wow, NOW this is an old thread

wow, now this IS AN old thread
myxbyx
10-24-04, 10:36 PM
wow, now this IS AN old thread

wow, now this is an OLD thread
pitboss
10-24-04, 10:38 PM
wow, shut THE **** up
pitboss
10-24-04, 10:39 PM
Yeah! No kidding. I just got done re-reading the whole thread. I wonder if Merton ever followed through on his plan.
roll over and ask him
s2sxiii
10-24-04, 10:40 PM
']roll over and ask him

ZING!!!

methinks torrin should score one of these, judging from his tat pics.... Looks like my back, only not as cut.
pitboss
10-24-04, 10:43 PM
ZING!!!

methinks torrin should score one of these, judging from his tat pics.... Looks like my back, only not as cut.
but if your back is all cut up:
1. Have skitbra cut and file his fingernails
2. Shave slower
s2sxiii
10-24-04, 10:48 PM
']but if your back is all cut up:
1. Have skitbra cut and file his fingernails
2. Shave slower

If skitbra was my old lady, i wouldn't have to cowtow for rides to chi town.
lucklust
10-24-04, 10:50 PM
I had forgotten about 165 and Skitbra's love affair. I wonder if 165 ever moans the wrong name while in flagrante delicto with MKRG. Wouldn't that be embarrasing.
pitboss
10-24-04, 11:07 PM
I had forgotten about 165 and Skitbra's love affair. I wonder if 165 ever moans the wrong name while in flagrante delicto with MKRG. Wouldn't that be embarrasing.
spoken from experience. But, I am sure both guys forgive you
MKRG
10-24-04, 11:08 PM
Are we still in high school? Well besides SBV.
pitboss
10-24-04, 11:08 PM
If skitbra was my old lady
the mere notion of this...oh, the laughter. Good ole' skitbra...now go make me a turkey pot pie, s2sxiii!