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06-14-09, 03:33 PM
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Really, it's all about Zertz.
Zertz, of course, is the new miracle elasto polymer made with meteorite dust and the molecular essence of hybrid rubber plants grown in secret silos miles beneath the surface of the Earth.
While Zertz has shown potential for curing both Attention Deficit Disorder and warts, it also has applications in underwater welding and bowling ball construction. But where it really shines is in vibration absorption on really pretty bicycles (RPB.) It apparently can work it's magic on any bike, but does best on women specific red and white varieties.
Naturally, being of such high scientific and artistic sensitivity, this appealed to MyLilPony. Or maybe it was that she had a Ruby Red Giro Helmet and matching Sedi shoes already. It gets a bit fuzzy here for me. Anyway, she saved up her allowance from the local middle school, did some extra chores there, and the next thing I knew I was standing there saying stuff like "Of course you should buy yourself a new bike. With Zertz. It's not just on the frame you know, it's in the seat post too. You'd be crazy, double crazy, to not get it." and "White bar tape! White seat! What could be more practical than that!"
She often listens to my experienced wisdom when it comes to important matters like this, and she did this time too.
So, here we are, announcing the latest addition to the MyLilPony stable: Ruby.
I've been annoying MyLilPony by singing Ruby songs all day (Ruby, don't take your bike to town, Ruby Ruby, Ruby baby, etc...) And pointing out I don't have love handles, I have.... Zertz inserts.
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There are those matching shoes. Mike's Bikes did a nice job.
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Happy bike buyer.
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Ohh, Ruuuubbbbbyyyyyyy.
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The levers fit her hands better. I think those are spacer inserts (but not Zertz spacer inserts I'm sorry to say) whatever they are, she like's 'em. I think she'd like the levers even without the matching gloves.
Really, it's all about Zertz.
Zertz, of course, is the new miracle elasto polymer made with meteorite dust and the molecular essence of hybrid rubber plants grown in secret silos miles beneath the surface of the Earth.
While Zertz has shown potential for curing both Attention Deficit Disorder and warts, it also has applications in underwater welding and bowling ball construction. But where it really shines is in vibration absorption on really pretty bicycles (RPB.) It apparently can work it's magic on any bike, but does best on women specific red and white varieties.
Naturally, being of such high scientific and artistic sensitivity, this appealed to MyLilPony. Or maybe it was that she had a Ruby Red Giro Helmet and matching Sedi shoes already. It gets a bit fuzzy here for me. Anyway, she saved up her allowance from the local middle school, did some extra chores there, and the next thing I knew I was standing there saying stuff like "Of course you should buy yourself a new bike. With Zertz. It's not just on the frame you know, it's in the seat post too. You'd be crazy, double crazy, to not get it." and "White bar tape! White seat! What could be more practical than that!"
She often listens to my experienced wisdom when it comes to important matters like this, and she did this time too.
So, here we are, announcing the latest addition to the MyLilPony stable: Ruby.
I've been annoying MyLilPony by singing Ruby songs all day (Ruby, don't take your bike to town, Ruby Ruby, Ruby baby, etc...) And pointing out I don't have love handles, I have.... Zertz inserts.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/3623280801_df2403aa54.jpg
There are those matching shoes. Mike's Bikes did a nice job.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3322/3625610925_b97100bb73.jpg
Happy bike buyer.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3587/3625611317_5170c747e6.jpg
Ohh, Ruuuubbbbbyyyyyyy.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/3626427086_e78d009b6e.jpg
The levers fit her hands better. I think those are spacer inserts (but not Zertz spacer inserts I'm sorry to say) whatever they are, she like's 'em. I think she'd like the levers even without the matching gloves.