Foo - The Sister Finale

I step out for an hour and we have pirates, a romance novel, and a pregnant sister.

On a quasi serious note, the boss knows, and doesn't care. There is a mutual agreement between the 2 of us about where this is going, which is nowhere other than I good time for the moment.

On a quasi serious note, the boss knows, and doesn't care. There is a mutual agreement between the 2 of us about where this is going, which is nowhere other than I good time for the moment.

Then he clearly wouldnt care if I rewite your sordid evening into something that provides more substance that your post could elaborate but still remain within the modicum of what passes for good taste around here.

If you send it today I promise to make you sound good through the use of the phaseology "turgid manhood" and "vigrously thrusting like an angry rhino".

With a hump. :p

Notre Damed it for you

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA5NjE1MDk1MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzMwOTM2._V1._SX450_SY346_.jpg

On a quasi serious note, the boss knows, and doesn't care. There is a mutual agreement between the 2 of us about where this is going, which is nowhere other than I good time for the moment.

So he doesn't mind you using his sister...Hmm. What kind of brother is that? :rolleyes:

So he doesn't mind you using his sister...Hmm. What kind of brother is that? :rolleyes:

If both parties involved are using each other is it still considered using?

this story has restored my faith that true love exists

ample heaving pendulous bosoms, please.

:thumb:

If both parties involved are using each other is it still considered using?

"If neither party plans on getting married, is it still considered "premarital sex"?

*"what if there were no such thing as a rhetorical question?"*

boobage, leggage, and behindage....:innocent:

boobage, leggage, and behindage....:innocent:

...and a pirate with a HOOK; one that says "Aye there, lass"...a lot.



[I'm a strong proponent of the Hammurabi "the Pirate" code of justice: An "Aye" for an "Aye", and an "Argh" for an "Argh", there, Matey!]

we almost have enough material for the story to write itself already

This is so setting itself up for the sequel, "Heartbreak on crackerjab Street." :thumb:

Mo buttah, please.

:popcorn

"She firmly grasped the Duke's swollen manroot".

This would be a good phrase to work into the rewrite.

Was a multiple of 23 involved?

I still haven't gotten the PM'ed details so here are the first two versions of how it could have gone down.

1. His version of what happened.
She finally dumped the guy, and we're snuggling on the couch. I can feel her sweater cows pressed up against me as we kiss and I reach around be....oh crap, I "finished" already.

2. Her version of what happened.
I told him he was the one guy I could talk to about everything and that I needed some comfort. We snuggled and watched a movie. He's so sweet, pretty much like my best girlfriends, except he has a mans perspective. Anyways, as we're watching the movie I started falling asleep. And right as I get comfortable I feel something on my chest. The creepy perv was feeling me up! I go see him to talk about my breakup and he makes a move on me? What a ******. So it wasn't awkward, I shifted away, acting like I was asleep. a few minutes later my phone went off with a text from my girl pals to come drink. I told him it was my mom, and she needed my help with something. I wound up in the alley behind the bar with two guys later that night, but that's for another time.

:roflmao2:

:lol::lol:

i like the new versions

Tech gets the first +1 I have ever handed out on this Internet place thingy.

I step out for an hour and we have pirates, a romance novel, and a pregnant sister.

So, we can have the next Foo fundraiser if you just go here (http://www.bookbyyou.com/romance/default.asp)and personalize "Pirates of Desire" and post a way for everyone to buy a copy. I'll be looking for the sticky part

So, we can have the next Foo fundraiser if you just go here (http://www.bookbyyou.com/romance/default.asp)and personalize "Pirates of Desire" and post a way for everyone to buy a copy. I'll be looking for the sticky part


GAWD NO!

I'm a WAY BETTER writer than that crap. I just don't have the details to work with.

Man, how could you!!! We're going to have a "man to man" as soon as I settle down about this. You'll have a lot of 'splaining to do!

Ha...OP better hope it doesn't turn south, so to speak, and sis has bro smite with malice.

GAWD NO!

I'm a WAY BETTER writer than that crap. I just don't have the details to work with.

you are wasting your talents with technical manuals. take a female pen name and get those heaving bosoms on paper

So, we can have the next Foo fundraiser if you just go here (http://www.bookbyyou.com/romance/default.asp)and personalize "Pirates of Desire" and post a way for everyone to buy a copy. I'll be looking for the sticky part

You're on your own there, pal.:lol:

Clearly, after the book gets written, the next step will be turning it into a movie. Casting choices?

Clearly, after the book gets written, the next step will be turning it into a movie. Casting choices?

Me as Crackerjab and Salma Hayek as Sister.

Hands down - Fabio has the lead - he's even got some romance novel pics already!

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n22/n111869.jpg

Hands down - Fabio has the lead - he's even got some romance novel pics already!

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n22/n111869.jpg

he needs a hook

he needs a hook

He already has a long sword. :innocent:

Why does he need a hook?

you are wasting your talents with technical manuals. take a female pen name and get those heaving bosoms on paper


I know. It's just supporting myself til I get stories finished and published. I have a couple almost done. One is kind of a kid coming of age short story, and the other 2 are based on craigslist posts. Both short stories.

Wow - guess he's beeon >400 book covers.

Gotta love those romance novels ...

http://www.fabioifc.com/BOOKCOVERS/COVERS/Beyond_The_Starlit_Frost_bk.gif

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i4FTLAYQIR4/Ru_Ze6uPYmI/AAAAAAAAAEU/j2chKwHMIUY/s400/pirates_w_wenches.jpg

The ninjas have all the hot Asian chicks, and they're smart enough to not let you watch.

Hands down - Fabio has the lead - he's even got some romance novel pics already!

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n22/n111869.jpg

Uh, I think you mean pecs.

Sweater cows?

I once got a sweater for my birthday.











Although I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer.













Thank you very much, I will be here all week. Try the veal!

Hands down - Fabio has the lead - he's even got some romance novel pics already!

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n22/n111869.jpg

Haven't you heard? "Life comes at you fast."

YouTube - nationwide's fabio commercial

He already has a long sword. :innocent:

Why does he need a hook?

I have a long sword too. See avatar :D :innocent:

Sweater cows?

It's his mind, not mine. I'm just interpreting. He might have thought "breasts like soft rolling hills", but frankly it was closer to "OMG BEWBIES".

Haven't you heard? "Life comes at you fast."

YouTube - nationwide's fabio commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnLaKTQ1f9Y)

Hmmph! Don't be picking on The Fabio!

So if CJ did the sister, why is the thread called the "finale" and not "the next chapter" or something?

Premature e-speculation?

Okay, not to be the buzzkill here, but.... aren't you the guy that's still married but getting a divorce? Am I mistaken?

So if CJ did the sister, why is the thread called the "finale" and not "the next chapter" or something?

Because he's so bad at it, he knows it was a "one shot" deal.

(and even that one shot came early) *ZING!*

Somehow I feel that "Ooops" has very little to do with it.


incorrect.

PM tech the details already!

Okay, not to be the buzzkill here, but.... aren't you the guy that's still married but getting a divorce? Am I mistaken?

Divorce is final.

I caught you a delicious bass
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/bass/TX_lake7.jpg

Because he's so bad at it, he knows it was a "one shot" deal.

(and even that one shot came early) *ZING!*

Tech is on FIRE!

Details have been recieved. I will NOT be writing this at work. Getting fired would not work well for me today.

I will again be doing two versions.

1. The romance novelized version of what CJ sent me.

2. What someone watching would have seen or what her version probably was (whichever i decide is funnier)

I'll try to get this done tonight, on top of developing the pictures of Hillary_2016.