Jokes & Humor - The Aisle Seat

And to think, I got thsi in an email from my mother!



The Aisle Seat

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the
Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' �'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine r eturned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES

I heard that joke years ago when I used to mix FOH and monitors for a regional sound company...except instead of Arabs and US Marines, it was about audio engineers and lighting directors.

I heard that joke years ago when I used to mix FOH and monitors for a regional sound company...except instead of Arabs and US Marines, it was about audio engineers and lighting directors.

I'll bet Marines and Navy have been telling the same joke with roles reversed depending on who is telling it since before there was such a thing as a pilot in either service.

Yeah...or Army/Navy. or Red Sox/Yankees. or Harvard/Yale.

Which reminds me of this one:

At a Harvard/Yale football game, a Harvard fan is standing at the urinal in the men's room when a Yale fan comes in and procedes to use the adjacent urinal. Yale fan flushes and then heads for the exit; just as he's about to leave the men's room the Harvard man says "You know, at Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after we've used the lavatory."

Without turning around the Yale man says "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Heard this one from, of all people, an Air Force Reserve colonel:

Why does the Navy put Marines on their ships?
Sheep are too obvious.

I have heard this before to...