Foo - I'm kind of attracted to dead chicks...

Its like, you know how you get those freaky chicks who dress up like they're dead and they're all pale and skanky looking...kind of like they're obsessed with death? Well, i think they're hot...but that has me wondering...Am i actually attracted to dead chicks if Im attracted to chicks who look like dead chicks? That'd be pretty messed up to sleep with a corpse, but then again, having a woman who is quiet might have its advantages...
Its a sick thought, but you know how some people like girls dressed up like school girls, like Britney in her first video? You think they actually like little school girls and I actually like dead chicks or is there some other explanation?

I think you need help.

I think you need help.
I totally agree with you, you need to seek a professional help, it is very dangerous if this one gets out off hand, or you live it out......

BurlySurly=Troll Bait.

Ignore him, and hope he'll go away

BurlySurly=Troll Bait.

That's an insult to trolls. Trolls actually have the capacity to be mildly amusing at times and on occasions stimulate (no pun intended) discussion. To be honest I was tempted to trash this thread from the outset. I still might.

Hey Chris L. Don't trash the thread yet. Burlysurly raises a very interesting point. It might seem weird but it has been proposed (not by me) there is a perfectly valid biological reason why people are turned on by death. In the early evolution of man when death rates were high it was necessary to replace the losses more quickly. Hence, the link between death and sex. This may be one reason why women are turned on by military uniforms. Burlysurly may just be a more extreme example of this.

Before you label it as troll bait, consider he might actually be talking about goth chicks, of which I found pretty damn hot when I was in high school. Skimpy black halters, lacy black stockings and short black leather skirts, black lipstick...

Oh god I didn't say that.. jail bait! jail bait!

That's an insult to trolls. Trolls actually have the capacity to be mildly amusing at times and on occasions stimulate (no pun intended) discussion.

Yeah, and we're cute, too!

Yeah, and we're cute, too!

How come that troll's not naked...

Before you label it as troll bait, consider he might actually be talking about goth chicks, of which I found pretty damn hot when I was in high school. Skimpy black halters, lacy black stockings and short black leather skirts, black lipstick...

Oh god I didn't say that.. jail bait! jail bait!

eww...goth chicks piss me off. first of all, they are almost never athletic, as a result of smoking too much weed or doing to much acid...and they always seem to have a reason to be pissed off. usually, its the mom...but not always. I keep my distance.

necrophiliac?

Goth chicks scare me :o

You guys (Chirs L. and Stacey especially) gotta quit looking at things so literally. Of course the title is meant to grab your attention, but what Im asking is if being attracted to goth chicks could mean Im somehow attracted to dead people, and if that's healthy or not...
Some people got it at least.

How come that troll's not naked...


Ooooh, you like nekkid trolls! :love:

Its like, you know how you get those freaky chicks who dress up like they're dead and they're all pale and skanky looking...kind of like they're obsessed with death? Well, i think they're hot...but that has me wondering...Am i actually attracted to dead chicks if Im attracted to chicks who look like dead chicks? That'd be pretty messed up to sleep with a corpse, but then again, having a woman who is quiet might have its advantages...
Its a sick thought, but you know how some people like girls dressed up like school girls, like Britney in her first video? You think they actually like little school girls and I actually like dead chicks or is there some other explanation?Ask her to soak in a tub of ice watter before going to bed with you.

You guys (Chirs L. and Stacey especially) gotta quit looking at things so literally. Of course the title is meant to grab your attention, but what Im asking is if being attracted to goth chicks could mean Im somehow attracted to dead people, and if that's healthy or not...
Some people got it at least.


i don't think it's unhealthy. it could qualify as a fetish, but that may be streching it. it's just a style you find attractive...that's it. you're still attracted to living breathing humans, not corpses.

i actually find many women who dress up in halloween costumes extremely attractive. that doesn't mean i'm secretly in love with cats, tigers, mermaids, etc...

i don't think it's unhealthy. it could qualify as a fetish, but that may be streching it. it's just a style you find attractive...that's it. you're still attracted to living breathing humans, not corpses.

i actually find many women who dress up in halloween costumes extremely attractive. that doesn't mean i'm secretly in love with cats, tigers, mermaids, etc...

ooooohh! it is hot when they dress up in a skimpy cat costume, or a goth one, or just about any darkish skimpy tight thing! but only if they are in shape. i really can find some tattoo's and piercings attractive. :)

Ooooh, you like nekkid trolls! :love:

Hahaha, a naked troll riding a FSR. I love it!

good god...

Troll, could you not post something different? I mean, how entertaining can it be to post "be my boyfreind" 10 times a day? You must just be the alter ego of the underwear Nazi. That is my guess.

good god...

Troll, could you not post something different? I mean, how entertaining can it be to post "be my boyfreind" 10 times a day? You must just be the alter ego of the underwear Nazi. That is my guess.

i would think it's the guy at my bike shop... but he doesn't post during the day.. i don't think he does anyway. who is a troll?

good god...

Troll, could you not post something different? I mean, how entertaining can it be to post "be my boyfreind" 10 times a day? You must just be the alter ego of the underwear Nazi. That is my guess.

Perhaps you need to read this thread a little closer. I can't find where A.troll asked anyone to be her boyfriend. Are you imagining things again?

A.troll and the Underwear Nazi really seem to disturb you. May I make a suggestion? Hit the ignore button for them both. That way you won't be so troubled when you read one of their humorous posts. As for me, I had much rather read a funny post by A.troll or by the Underwear Nazi than some wierd-ass post about kicking a "hippy" when he is down or being attracted to dead girls. Okay, that being said, make that THREE times you hit the ignore button..A.troll, Underwear Nazi, and Paul Donovan.



who is a troll?

Don't even go there, MERTON. William Karstens already tried figuring that out. What's the point?

Oh, wait. You are asking who's a troll, not who is A.troll. I would say Burly Surly is a troll, and one with absolutely no sense of humor.

I see dead people. :roflmao:

CHEERS.

Mark

I see dead people. :roflmao:

CHEERS.

Mark


:roflmao:

Don't even go there, MERTON. William Karstens already tried figuring that out. What's the point?

.

what did he find?

A.troll and the Underwear Nazi really seem to disturb you.

Sure she didnt say those exact words, but you know WTF Im talking about. I dont put people on ignore lists, as Im open to anything anyone has to say, but i do like to strike back at their comments or perhaps influence them in some way. Ignoring them wouldnt do me any good...even if they are just the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over. I mean, it loses its comedic value after the first 73 times or so.

This thread is good stuff too. I would suggest you learn what a real sense of humor is all about.

Sure she didnt say those exact words, but you know WTF Im talking about. I dont put people on ignore lists, as Im open to anything anyone has to say, but i do like to strike back at their comments or perhaps influence them in some way. Ignoring them wouldnt do me any good...even if they are just the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over. I mean, it loses its comedic value after the first 73 times or so.

Just out of curiousity, what do you expect to achieve by responding to someone named "A.Troll" 73 times or whatever? Think about it what the user name might imply...

Thankyou for continuing to share with us every tiny little thought that comes into your head.

I would suggest you learn what a real sense of humor is all about.

Now that's funny. :lol:

Just out of curiousity, what do you expect to achieve by responding to someone named "A.Troll" 73 times or whatever? Think about it what the user name might imply...


I dunno what does a troll expect to get when they post the same thing 73 times? I guess a response.

Sure she didnt say those exact words, but you know WTF Im talking about. I dont put people on ignore lists, as Im open to anything anyone has to say, but i do like to strike back at their comments or perhaps influence them in some way. Ignoring them wouldnt do me any good...even if they are just the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over. I mean, it loses its comedic value after the first 73 times or so.

This thread is good stuff too. I would suggest you learn what a real sense of humor is all about.

Then don't read her posts. Wouldn't that make more sense than making yourself look ignorant by trying to belittle someone who is just having fun? She wasn't talking to you, she has never talked to you that I have seen. Are you mad because she hasn't asked YOU to be her boyfriend? Is that what it is? :roflmao:

As for this thread being "good stuff", I guess I can't see that at all. I think it is fairly disgusting, as are most of your posts that I have seen.


Just out of curiousity, what do you expect to achieve by responding to someone named "A.Troll" 73 times or whatever? Think about it what the user name might imply...

Exactly!



Now that's funny. :lol:


Too right!


Oh and by the way, Merton, I made a mistake. The witch hunt was originally for the Underwear Nazi, then turned into one for A.troll. It doesn't matter who they are. I just grin when I see posts by them.

good god...

Troll, could you not post something different? I mean, how entertaining can it be to post "be my boyfreind" 10 times a day? You must just be the alter ego of the underwear Nazi. That is my guess.


I think BurlySurly is the alter-ego of MERTON.

:D

I think BurlySurly is the alter-ego of MERTON.

:D


your horrible! how could you type that! you horrible horrible person! i act nothing like that wierdo! *runs off to cry in closet!* :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

your horrible! how could you type that! you horrible horrible person! i act nothing like that wierdo! *runs off to cry in closet!* :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

i agree. MERTON has a totally different, and more lighthearted, style of posting. from what i've read, i could tell the difference without seeing the username any day.

i agree. MERTON has a totally different, and more lighthearted, style of posting. from what i've read, i could tell the difference without seeing the username any day.

I agree, except replace the word "lighthearted" with "disturbed". :)

your horrible! how could you type that! you horrible horrible person! i act nothing like that wierdo! *runs off to cry in closet!* :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oh, poor poor MERTON. :rolleyes: (I think your post should read "You're horrible", not "your horrible". And I think there needs to be some capital letters in there, too. Did you say you made an A in your English class, Merton???)

Actually, I was thinking BurlySurly was the alterego of another Bikeforum member who shall remain nameless because I don't want to start trouble. This member doesn't like Trollie either, and used to always try to figure out who she and the Underwear Nazi is.

BurlySurly, I sometimes enjoy your posts, even if you are a bit rough in most of them. Just PLEASE....no more posts about being attracted to dead chicks! And lay off A.troll...she has not done or said anything to you to make you so disagreeable to her!

Ciao,
Jamie

Thankyou for continuing to share with us every tiny little thought that comes into your head.


Were you speaking to BurlySurly or to MERTON when you said that?

:D

When I was in college, I used to listen to the local underground radio station that played a lot of different music. Some from local bands. I can't remember the name of the group, but one of their songs was, Necropheliacs Need Love Too! Funny in a demented kinda way!

L8R

i'm not disturbed (well.. from my sensible perspective anyway) and i made a b last time in english. and that was only because i *****ed them out in my final and they said i didn't know my audience well enoough. now english people... these people are the ones that are disturbed... (i ain't talkin bout brits!)

If you ask me, ATroll is just funny, no matter how many times she posts the same comments.

You should turn that insight around on yourself. After all, you post the same stuff everytime, and it is annoying every single time.

You should turn that insight around on yourself.

I dont find my posts to be repetetive, though I could see how one would not like in my style...in which case they can gargle tacks. You should turn a 12 gauge around on yourself. :D

I dont find my posts to be repetetive, though I could see how one would not like in my style...in which case they can gargle tacks. You should turn a 12 gauge around on yourself. :D

Is it really your style, or are you just trying to mock Maddox?

Goth chicks can be pretty hot, so it's not just you.

I don't really think it's a death thing though. The pale skin thing actually has historic roots. it used to be that pale skin was the sign of a woman who was in a good marriage, meaning she did not have to work since her man was making enough money to support her on his own. Keep in mind that was many centuries ago, and back then it was very normal for the entire family to work as soon as tehy can, with exception to the wealthy and nobles.

The clothing...I can't explain it...some of it looks blah...some of it is hot.

I dunno why really, but who needs an explanation of why something is attractive...just accept it already...and NO it does not mean you want to hump corpses....bad burly! :p

Its like, you know how you get those freaky chicks who dress up like they're dead and they're all pale and skanky looking...kind of like they're obsessed with death? Well, i think they're hot...but that has me wondering...Am i actually attracted to dead chicks if Im attracted to chicks who look like dead chicks? That'd be pretty messed up to sleep with a corpse, but then again, having a woman who is quiet might have its advantages...
Its a sick thought, but you know how some people like girls dressed up like school girls, like Britney in her first video? You think they actually like little school girls and I actually like dead chicks or is there some other explanation?



I know you're just trolling, but there's nothing wrong with a hot goth girl. You're not attracted to dead chicks if you like the alternative gothic look on a girl. If you're sexually attracted to actual dead women, then you probably have a problem.

Similarly, if you like looking at little schoolgirls, you have a serious problem. Finding Britney hot in a school uniform is totally different. You're supposed to find her hot. She is. In uniform or um, out of uniform.

Women dressing up as schoolgirls, along with women dressing up in as policewomen, traffic wardens, nurses etc, is just one typical male fantasy, ain't nothing wrong with it.

Hope this helps.

Sick dude. You know there's help for people like you... but not necessarily hope.

man... why are traffic wardens sexy? that's odder to me than the goth babe thing. why the crap do people find "uniforms" hot?

Ooooh, you like nekkid trolls! :love:
Hey, you're naked and I can see your ... your uh ... hmmm ... I don't seem to see anything :(

Nurses....ooohh...nurrrses...

I married a goth chick.
Yes, it was like sleeping with a corpse-
I think it was her and not the goth thing tho', just lousy in bed.
We seperated 7? years ago.

>jef.

mmmm goth chicks...

although I have to say...luckily mine was nothing like a corpse...more like a vamp at midnight :)

:rolleyes:
mmmm goth chicks...

although I have to say...luckily mine was nothing like a corpse...more like a vamp at midnight :)

Did she drain you dry?.. of blood? :D Mine did, of blood, life, the will to live.
She bore me a beautiful child, so it was worth it.
Kid come out normal, pink skin, brown hair, doesn't do eyeliner. WHEW!!

>jef.

Edit: It was a nasty statement, :( I have felt like saying that for years. Some things are better left unsaid...I still am her friend, we share the child. She is fairly nice :rolleyes: But kinda lame in the sack. That's better.

I'm still attracted to goth chicks, but they are too young, and the old ones are downright frightening!!!
Ever been to a fetish party? :eek:
Your 'boys' will shrink up and hide!
Well, mine anyway. :p

:):):)
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