Road Cycling - Hot Girls in Jerseys

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robertkat
06-19-09, 09:21 PM
Think you can handle this? Before she gets locked up from trying to smuggle 400 lbs of marijuana.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SQMqbei9qZU/RhegdPRSoXI/AAAAAAAAADo/PJ2gqLDqVQc/s400/Missy_Giove.jpg
Nice try. The only reason Chuck Norris is alive is because The Missile allows it. Regardless, at a time in my life when most teenagers had Playboy posters on the walls, I had pics of her.
Sooner Rider
06-19-09, 09:28 PM
I've got a race in the morning and I'm reading this nonsense!?
kayakdiver
06-19-09, 09:35 PM
I've got a race in the morning and I'm reading this nonsense!?
do you want your 10 minutes back?:roflmao2:
I don't know how this thread made it 6 pages without anyone posting Liz Hatch......so hot...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_k997SWL9iVY/SKrPTK0jIzI/AAAAAAAAABU/ufSSH6AuHrA/s400/liz+hatch.jpg
http://a292.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/l_090ebcbcbf735d4643786086e0e3c5bb.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_66504511fd25a17a36adebd7edf414fa.jpg
Honestly...she's not that hot ...facewise I mean. She's a buttergirl. Have you seen her fangs?
Does this count as a jersey? :innocent:
OMG, it looks like she done run over a dalmation. Either that, or she believes in bicycling Cruella Deville style.
HigherGround
06-19-09, 09:51 PM
Honestly...she's not that hot ...facewise I mean. She's a buttergirl. Have you seen her fangs?
Of all the times I have seen pictures of Liz Hatch, I have never, ever noticed her teeth.
kache_98
06-19-09, 09:55 PM
Honestly...she's not that hot ...facewise I mean. She's a buttergirl. Have you seen her fangs?
Is like saying you won't buy a Ferrari because it has a weird stick shift.
PS: I think the killer is the badass attitude she has. That does it for me.
Of all the times I have seen pictures of Liz Hatch, I have never, ever noticed her teeth.
Well then don't say I didn't warn you.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/3643133802_d4ed903eb0_o.jpg
Is like saying you won't buy a Ferrari because it has a weird stick shift.
PS: I think the killer is the badass attitude she has. That does it for me.
It wouldn't be the stick shift but the GRILL!:roflmao2:
kache_98
06-19-09, 09:59 PM
It wouldn't be the stick shift but the GRILL!:roflmao2:
Well yea, but Ferrari doesn't have weird grills :P
NathanC
06-19-09, 10:15 PM
Quality ITC.
mangovich
06-19-09, 11:17 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3647/3602506850_a2f6b15181_o.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9395/moarrrr.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9395/moarrrr.jpg
sigs your friend
MrCrassic
06-20-09, 01:02 AM
The people on Real Housewives of NJ are so NOT representative of who lives in Franklin Lakes, Wycoff, Allendale NJ etc. I live in the area and although these people on the show have a lot of cash, most people who live here aren't that ostentatious.
It is one of the most expensive towns in the country. Bet the neighbors are thrilled with the show. LOL
Franklin Lakes is really freaking nice. A quarter of the women that live there are easily hotter than all of the pictures in this thread. Beautiful houses, and great riding.
Honestly...she's not that hot ...facewise I mean. She's a buttergirl. Have you seen her fangs?are you trolling, or are you that delusional?
MrCrassic
06-20-09, 01:07 AM
Honestly...she's not that hot ...facewise I mean. She's a buttergirl. Have you seen her fangs?
If you adjust for relativity, you might think differently...
drafters65
06-20-09, 01:29 AM
Well then don't say I didn't warn you.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/3643133802_d4ed903eb0_o.jpg
hmm i'd hit it...........TWICE!
cwathne
06-20-09, 02:26 AM
Honestly...she's not that hot ...facewise I mean. She's a buttergirl. Have you seen her fangs?
you wanna know how I know that you are gay?...
classic1
06-20-09, 02:54 AM
bottos cow posts are udderly ridiculous and the joke has been milked far enough. This whole thread is total bullcrap. Also, some of the butter-faces on here are a disgrace. We only want to see the creme de la creme. Being a leg man I'd also like to see some calves.
bottos cow posts are udderly ridiculous and the joke has been milked far enough. This whole thread is total bullcrap. Also, some of the butter-faces on here are a disgrace. We only want to see the creme de la creme. Being a leg man I'd also like to see some calves.
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070504/070504_calf6legs_hmed2p.hmedium.jpg
bmw5nkj
06-20-09, 03:40 AM
http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss172/crownn7/efah.jpg
Emilia Fahlin. Team Columbia women's team. Current Swedish road race champion
fahlin wins. another reason why i love the swedes.
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2679/118/99/9760954644/n9760954644_1357337_2378089.jpg
Steve90068
06-20-09, 08:28 AM
http://chicksandbikes.blogspot.com/
Liz Hatch interview w/ Carson Daly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rEZwfwUPPg&feature=related)
There is a brain behind the brawn! :thumb:
Nickshu
06-20-09, 09:00 AM
Of all the times I have seen pictures of Liz Hatch, I have never, ever noticed her teeth.
Looks like a dental class2 division2 malocclusion.....maybe a skeletal class 2, but I haven't seen a good profile shot of her.
A little orthodontics, flare/intrude the upper incisors and flare the lowers....would look much better. If skeletal component would need a mandibular advancement to achieve optimal occlusion. Finish it off with a little enameloplasty to blunt those pointy canine tips. :thumb:
Regardless....guy who said she was "not that hot"....bet you're single?? Standards a bit high, eh?
Hunt-man
06-20-09, 09:29 AM
No doubt about it, she is hot. If you don't think she is hot then you are gay, plan and simple.
Well then don't say I didn't warn you.
C'mon . . . those can be sanded down.
MarylandDeRosa
06-20-09, 09:37 AM
fahlin wins. another reason why i love the swedes.
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2679/118/99/9760954644/n9760954644_1357337_2378089.jpg
She's cute....but my vote goes for Ms Brandy. :innocent:
HigherGround
06-20-09, 09:49 AM
Looks like a dental class2 division2 malocclusion.....maybe a skeletal class 2, but I haven't seen a good profile shot of her.
A little orthodontics, flare/intrude the upper incisors and flare the lowers....would look much better. If skeletal component would need a mandibular advancement to achieve optimal occlusion. Finish it off with a little enameloplasty to blunt those pointy canine tips. :thumb:
I was just about to say that...
Regardless....guy who said she was "not that hot"....bet you're single?? Standards a bit high, eh?
Well, if you're referring to the poster who I think you are, his significant other actually is very hot.
And as far as Liz is concerned, no, her teeth aren't perfect. Neither are mine. But any woman who actually rides, as Liz does, automatically gets big time bonus points in my book. In my opinion, that's more important than any minor dental flaws. From what I can see, it's not like her teeth are missing or rotted out. (Yes, I am sure that all of this information will let Liz rest easier tonight.)
A few years ago, someone on here posted a picture of Sheryl Crow riding up Alpe d'Huez. It was noted that once Sheryl was on a Trek, wearing Oakleys and a Giro, she looked frighteningly like Lance. That aside, the fact that she would want to try riding up the Alpe, and not care about getting sweaty or having helmet hair was pretty cool, in my opinion. Attitude goes a long, long way towards being sexy.
I tried to Google the picture above, but couldn't find it. However as far as I can tell, it looks like Sheryl's position would be pretty good on a bike, as long as she relaxes her elbows:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/sheryl-crow-bikini-01.jpg
There are some pictures of Sheryl riding here (http://cozybeehive.blogspot.com/2008/09/celebrities-who-ride-their-bicycles.html), if you scroll down to #55.
HigherGround
06-20-09, 10:02 AM
Liz Hatch interview w/ Carson Daly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rEZwfwUPPg&feature=related)
There is a brain behind the brawn! :thumb:
Cool feature, thanks for posting it. 2:22, shows that she seems to have a sense of humor too! :thumb:
Looks like a dental class2 division2 malocclusion.....maybe a skeletal class 2, but I haven't seen a good profile shot of her.
A little orthodontics, flare/intrude the upper incisors and flare the lowers....would look much better. If skeletal component would need a mandibular advancement to achieve optimal occlusion. Finish it off with a little enameloplasty to blunt those pointy canine tips. :thumb:
Regardless....guy who said she was "not that hot"....bet you're single?? Standards a bit high, eh?
incorrect.
I was just about to say that...
Well, if you're referring to the poster who I think you are, his significant other actually is very hot.
And as far as Liz is concerned, no, her teeth aren't perfect. Neither are mine. But any woman who actually rides, as Liz does, automatically gets big time bonus points in my book. In my opinion, that's more important than any minor dental flaws. From what I can see, it's not like her teeth are missing or rotted out. (Yes, I am sure that all of this information will let Liz rest easier tonight.)
A few years ago, someone on here posted a picture of Sheryl Crow riding up Alpe d'Huez. It was noted that once Sheryl was on a Trek, wearing Oakleys and a Giro, she looked frighteningly like Lance. That aside, the fact that she would want to try riding up the Alpe, and not care about getting sweaty or having helmet hair was pretty cool, in my opinion. Attitude goes a long, long way towards being sexy.
I tried to Google the picture above, but couldn't find it. However as far as I can tell, it looks like Sheryl's position would be pretty good on a bike, as long as she relaxes her elbows:
http ://ww w.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/sheryl-crow-bikini-01.jpg
There are some pictures of Sheryl riding here (http://cozybeehive.blogspot.com/2008/09/celebrities-who-ride-their-bicycles.html), if you scroll down to #55.
yet ironically, he's a butterface. :thumb:
StanSeven
06-20-09, 10:09 AM
I'll let you know after I review the other offers. :P
I offer to be the new president. And I am loyal :thumb:
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii141/Jynx0406/7-11.jpg?t=1245360317
I'm actually amazed this isn't everyone's favourite pic. (Forget the possible anti-Lance factions. Has Botto successfully turned BF into a Star Trek fanboy hub?)
I offer to be the new president. And I am loyal :thumb:
That's what we all say.
I'm actually amazed this isn't everyone's favourite pic. (Forget the possible anti-Lance factions. Has Botto successfully turned BF into a Star Trek fanboy hub?)
heres another
http://velobase.com/VeloImages/Jerseys/CA5BD863-37F5-4248-83F7-4B2180A867E7.jpeg
I'm actually amazed this isn't everyone's favourite pic. (Forget the possible anti-Lance factions. Has Botto successfully turned BF into a Star Trek fanboy hub?)
+10! If only there were more photos like this, instead of COWS!
artimus
06-20-09, 10:50 AM
You want hot? You want lycra? You want, you want.........
What's it like to want? lol
Start here: http://www.bikeradar.com/road/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12544013&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
I'll leave it to others to paste the photos for all to see.
My work here is done.
You want hot? You want lycra? You want, you want.........
What's it like to want? lol
Start here: http://www.bikeradar.com/road/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12544013&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
I'll leave it to others to paste the photos for all to see.
My work here is done.
Wow, a site where the riders aren't sexually repressed. Must not be roadies.
artimus
06-20-09, 11:42 AM
More here.....
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/KenNight/babes/?start=0
Lazyrider
06-20-09, 12:24 PM
The two on the right own a catering business that Lazy and I always find ourselves @ every Christmas for our holiday party, aint that right Lazy?
Lazy, picking white-bread, run-of-the-mill-suburban-moms is not "exciting" TV, so they got the stereotypical italian families. And the rest of the country laughs @ the Garden State :roflmao2:.
Yeah,
As far as that show being representative of NJ, it is and isn't. The people here from Ohio, Minn, etc. that rip on NJ are just misinformed. This listing is for sale, 3 miles from where I live in NEW JERSEY.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Alpine_NJ_07620_1084247618
FLvector
06-20-09, 12:55 PM
+10! If only there were more photos like this, instead of COWS!
Like this? Yea, the one on the left has really smooth skin. But the ... smells a little fishy.
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r246/dennismoore2308/hotoutside.gif
KiddSisko
06-20-09, 01:06 PM
Honestly...she's not that hot ...facewise I mean. She's a buttergirl. Have you seen her fangs?
Whatever her imperfections, it all adds up to perfect as is. Under 5'5", blond, curvy, athletic, confident, breeder hips - I'm sold!
And speaking of fangs, care to show yours V?:innocent:
artimus
06-20-09, 01:38 PM
Whatever her imperfections, it all adds up to perfect as is. Under 5'5", blond, curvy, athletic, confident, breeder hips - I'm sold!
Not to forget the ink that she has........
Where there's ink, there's piercings:innocent:
KiddSisko
06-20-09, 01:43 PM
Not to forget the ink that she has........
Where there's ink, there's piercings:innocent:
I specifically left out the ink. That part of her is included on the "imperfect" side of the list.
heres another
http://velobase.com/VeloImages/Jerseys/CA5BD863-37F5-4248-83F7-4B2180A867E7.jpeg
Who is this woman living in my childhood bedroom?
bikeride
06-20-09, 02:50 PM
Regardless....guy who said she was "not that hot"....bet you're single?? Standards a bit high, eh?
Nah, he was just trying to get out of the dog house.
+10! If only there were more photos like this, instead of COWS!
over.
your.
head.
FlashUNC
06-20-09, 04:29 PM
I really don't understand some people. All it really comes down to is a 0 to 1 binary scale. Either you would or you wouldn't. (And you know what I'm referring to.)
Everything else is just picking the proverbial fly crap out of the pepper. Sure, Liz Hatch doesn't have perfect teeth, but I wouldn't kick her out of my house over it.
I really don't understand some people. All it really comes down to is a 0 to 1 binary scale. Either you would or you wouldn't. (And you know what I'm referring to.)
Everything else is just picking the proverbial fly crap out of the pepper. Sure, Liz Hatch doesn't have perfect teeth, but I wouldn't kick her out of my house over it.
incorrect (unless you're into generic "i had braces" teeth).
I really don't understand some people. All it really comes down to is a 0 to 1 binary scale. Either you would or you wouldn't. (And you know what I'm referring to.)
Everything else is just picking the proverbial fly crap out of the pepper. Sure, Liz Hatch doesn't have perfect teeth, but I wouldn't kick her out of my house over it.
incorrect (unless you're into generic "i had braces" teeth).
I can't believe that after the obvious, um, "work" that Liz has had you guys are going to argue teeth. No comments on aerodynamics? :innocent:
http://i34.tinypic.com/2ik2j44.jpg
Well, I guess we should be grateful we're not discussing the merits of her bike, or wondering under what circumstances she'd choose to ride a recumbent.
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