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BillyD
06-20-09, 05:16 PM
No comments on aerodynamics? :innocent:


Probably could have won a couple more races without that extra weight. :innocent:


Lazyrider
06-20-09, 06:04 PM
Whatever her imperfections, it all adds up to perfect as is. Under 5'5", blond, curvy, athletic, confident, breeder hips - I'm sold!

And speaking of fangs, care to show yours V?:innocent:

LOL,
If Liz is a butterface, then Vireo thinks he is Brad Pitt. Objectively speaking, she is good looking, fangs or no fangs.
http://dhreno.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/lizhatch.jpg

Vireo
06-20-09, 07:07 PM
hmm i'd hit it...........TWICE!

so would I ...just not missionary;)


Vireo
06-20-09, 07:08 PM
are you trolling, or are you that delusional?

just not desperate like some of the posters on this thread:)

Vireo
06-20-09, 07:10 PM
If you adjust for relativity, you might think differently...

So now we're grading on a curve?:roflmao2:

Lazyrider
06-20-09, 07:24 PM
just not desperate like some of the posters on this thread:)

LOL,
Now I realize there are differences in what people find attractive, but to say that Liz Hatch is a "butterface" is kind of ridiculous. She's no Angelina Jolie or is she not up to your "standards". Please.
http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_f026bb5399a707012e29e4ebf8ddb0a3.jpg

artimus
06-20-09, 07:51 PM
Leave Vireo alone. He is in SOOOO deep right now that as 'brothers from different mothers' we should be supporting our bro.

Wait he's with Brandy and linked us to another babe? Dude you are on your own!!!

I see Brandy as BF's own Liz ;)

Vireo
06-20-09, 07:58 PM
you wanna know how i know that you are gay?...




regardless....guy who said she was "not that hot"....bet you're single?? Standards a bit high, eh?


if you don't think she is hot then you are gay, plan and simple.

I'll be thinking of all you and your gay and single comments while I cuddle up to Ms Brandy tonight. :roflmao2:


nah, he was just trying to get out of the dog house.

correct!

Vireo
06-20-09, 08:11 PM
LOL,
Now I realize there are differences in what people find attractive, but to say that Liz Hatch is a "butterface" is kind of ridiculous. She's no Angelina Jolie or is she not up to your "standards". Please.
http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_f026bb5399a707012e29e4ebf8ddb0a3.jpg

Let's get this straight. The body's bangin' but the face ...not so much. We all have different taste that's all. Ms Brandy has the face and the body, among other things, so I've got the total package:love:

jaxgtr
06-20-09, 08:15 PM
Let's get this straight. The body's bangin' but the face ...not so much. We all have different taste that's all. Ms Brandy has the face and the body, among other things, so I've got the total package:love:

Nice recovery :p

markwebb
06-20-09, 08:21 PM
Carol Addy, the Fuji model from the 80's.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj257/recycledcycler/C_Addy_Fuji_ad.jpg

c/o Classic rendezvous http://www.classicrendezvous.com/Japan/Addy_Carol_1.htm

KiddSisko
06-20-09, 08:23 PM
No comments on aerodynamics? :innocent:


Probably could have won a couple more races without that extra weight. :innocent:

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.:innocent:

Lazyrider
06-20-09, 08:28 PM
Let's get this straight. The body's bangin' but the face ...not so much. We all have different taste that's all. Ms Brandy has the face and the body, among other things, so I've got the total package:love:

Yeah, differnet tastes. I get that but "Butterface" implies she's ugly. As far as taste, I am not into fake boobs which Liz appears to have, but I stillt think she is cute. I'd prefer they were like my girlfriend's perky natural Ds rather than those rocks.

KiddSisko
06-20-09, 08:30 PM
http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_f026bb5399a707012e29e4ebf8ddb0a3.jpg

Let's get this straight. The body's bangin' but the face ...not so much.

I love the Lizzerface! That toothy smile of hers is awesome!

Look Vireo, I don't think many here are clear about what your saying about LH and Ms B. Tell you what, just for comparison's sake, take a pic of Brandy posing exactly like the above pic of Liz, then post it here and that should help clarify your point. :innocent:

Brandy
06-20-09, 08:43 PM
Nah, he was just trying to get out of the dog house.

It didn't work! Poor vireo just got a tongue lashing about not picking apart other women. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

I can guarantee you that he wouldn't kick her out of bed. :P

Oh, and even I'd hit that. :innocent:

halfspeed
06-20-09, 08:46 PM
Yeah,
As far as that show being representative of NJ, it is and isn't. The people here from Ohio, Minn, etc. that rip on NJ are just misinformed. This listing is for sale, 3 miles from where I live in NEW JERSEY.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Alpine_NJ_07620_1084247618

I lived in NY long enough to have become acclimated to the sport of ripping on Jersey. But that doesn't mean I've never been to places like Newton.

KiddSisko
06-20-09, 08:53 PM
Yeah, differnet tastes. I get that but "Butterface" implies she's ugly. As far as taste, I am not into fake boobs which Liz appears to have, but I stillt think she is cute. I'd prefer they were like my girlfriend's perky natural Ds rather than those rocks.

You clearly have no ability to determine fake vs. real.

Fake:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/pamela_anderson_01a.jpg

Real:
http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_f026bb5399a707012e29e4ebf8ddb0a3.jpg

robertkat
06-20-09, 08:59 PM
Who is this woman living in my childhood bedroom?

I was gonna say. That's my wall paper! If she's in my room I best get started on that time machine.

Lazyrider
06-20-09, 09:13 PM
You clearly have no ability to determine fake vs. real.

Fake:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/pamela_anderson_01a.jpg

Real:
http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_f026bb5399a707012e29e4ebf8ddb0a3.jpg

I did say they "APPEAR" to be fake but I wasn't sure. I saw a picture of Liz somewhere that I thought showed those "ripples" that fake ones tend to show. If they are real, BONUS

Vireo
06-20-09, 09:26 PM
It didn't work! Poor vireo just got a tongue lashing about not picking apart other women. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

I can guarantee you that he wouldn't kick her out of bed. :P

Oh, and even I'd hit that. :innocent:

I already admitted to that post #202 and ahem... we need to talk about the rest of your post;)

Brandy
06-20-09, 09:36 PM
I already admitted to that post #202 and ahem... we need to talk about the rest of your post;)

Huh? What? :innocent:

Drag
06-20-09, 09:49 PM
I don't know 'bout some of you guys, but Liz Hatch is an attractive woman. Healthy too.

But, then again, so is my wife.

That is all.

DannoXYZ
06-20-09, 09:53 PM
Since the jersey requirement seems to have been waved, here's my contribution:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/Anna2.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/BarbaraEden.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/bikerchick10.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/bikerchick11.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/bikerchick13.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/bikerchick14.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/bikerchick21.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/bikerchick22.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/BritneySpearsBabyS.jpg

ptle
06-20-09, 10:05 PM
Hi.

HigherGround
06-20-09, 10:12 PM
I wish Bike Forums awarded blue ribbons for the best avatars. (Hint: not mine.)

DannoXYZ
06-20-09, 10:43 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/NicoleS.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/RandomChicS.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/SarahS.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/SeriousChics.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/TriDelt1s.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/TriDelt2s.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/University02.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/Vicki.jpg

GP
06-20-09, 10:48 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/TriDelt1s.jpg

She'd be faster if she unlocked it.

jaxgtr
06-20-09, 11:03 PM
:lol:

fordmanvt
06-20-09, 11:26 PM
Being a leg man I'd also like to see some calves.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_B8J-Lj9xRco/R9X-1N2W8RI/AAAAAAAAATQ/q9DwX9M_CWI/s1600-h/IMG_0798.JPG



I am not into fake boobs which Liz appears to have...

Maxim has lots of evidence. :)

Vireo
06-21-09, 12:09 AM
http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_f026bb5399a707012e29e4ebf8ddb0a3.jpg


I love the Lizzerface! That toothy smile of hers is awesome!

Look Vireo, I don't think many here are clear about what your saying about LH and Ms B. Tell you what, just for comparison's sake, take a pic of Brandy posing exactly like the above pic of Liz, then post it here and that should help clarify your point. :innocent:

Ms Brandy doesn't sit around like that:roflmao2:

Here's the new addition to the family, Ollie, a sweet Lab mix, but he's keeping Ms Brandy out of cycling gear lately;)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3662/3645441681_7bf0afdb4a_b.jpg

Lazyrider
06-21-09, 12:28 AM
Ms Brandy doesn't sit around like that:roflmao2:

Here's the new addition to the family, Ollie, a sweet Lab mix, but he's keeping Ms Brandy out of cycling gear lately;)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3662/3645441681_7bf0afdb4a_b.jpg

You 're obviously very proud of your old lady and rightfully so. But this favorite picture of mine of Liz is proof that you are insane.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_irEfyaiVCd8/R786nwUyfnI/AAAAAAAAB_o/k9xJOs9Y-dk/s1600/DSCN2312.jpg

Vireo
06-21-09, 12:58 AM
You 're obviously very proud of your old lady and rightfully so. But this favorite picture of mine of Liz is proof that you are insane.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_irEfyaiVCd8/R786nwUyfnI/AAAAAAAAB_o/k9xJOs9Y-dk/s1600/DSCN2312.jpg

Sorry lazyrider I just don't see it that way. Maybe it's because blondes do nothing for me. But feel free to carry on with your fantasy don't let me stop you. My opinion and $1.85 will get you a drip coffee at Starbucks. :roflmao2:

adriano
06-21-09, 07:05 AM
road cyclers can never say they are any less ridiculous than those crazy single speeders after ive seen all this bollocks! haha

adriano
06-21-09, 07:15 AM
http://www.assos.com/#/collections/assos-series/women/body-insulators/springinteractive/

http://www.assos.com/#/collections/assos-series/women/shorts/h-fi.lady_s5/

http://www.assos.com/#/collections/assos-series/women/shorts/t-fi.13-lady_s5/

v70cat
06-21-09, 07:41 AM
U can lock this thread now, and I don't care if it's not technically a jersey.

http://www.hottriathletes.com/images/users/jessi-stensland_01.jpg

This is the clear winner :thumb:

Nachoman
06-21-09, 07:56 AM
Looks like a dental class2 division2 malocclusion.....maybe a skeletal class 2, but I haven't seen a good profile shot of her.
A little orthodontics, flare/intrude the upper incisors and flare the lowers....would look much better. If skeletal component would need a mandibular advancement to achieve optimal occlusion. Finish it off with a little enameloplasty to blunt those pointy canine tips. :thumb:
Regardless....guy who said she was "not that hot"....bet you're single?? Standards a bit high, eh?


C'mon . . . those can be sanded down.

Isn't that what Nickshu just said? :innocent:

kwrides
06-21-09, 08:27 AM
LOL,
Now I realize there are differences in what people find attractive, but to say that Liz Hatch is a "butterface" is kind of ridiculous. She's no Angelina Jolie or is she not up to your "standards". Please.

I think Liz is much prettier than Angelina. I don't go for the fake face. When I look at Angelina, I think, "in 15 years she will look like Janice Dickenson".

kwrides
06-21-09, 08:28 AM
You clearly have no ability to determine fake vs. real.

Fake:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/pamela_anderson_01a.jpg

Real:
http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_f026bb5399a707012e29e4ebf8ddb0a3.jpg

Wrong. Liz's are fake too.

botto
06-21-09, 08:46 AM
Wrong. Liz's are fake too.

and you know this how?

kwrides
06-21-09, 08:52 AM
and you know this how?

Well, there was this one night in Colorado...

Seriously though
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2309749892_5352b76636_o.jpg

v70cat
06-21-09, 09:02 AM
This is the clear winner :thumb:


This is a bike thread, and she looks like a real biker.

botto
06-21-09, 09:02 AM
Well, there was this one night in Colorado...

Seriously though
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2309749892_5352b76636_o.jpg

looks like nature, and gravity, to me.

Lazyrider
06-21-09, 09:02 AM
Well, there was this one night in Colorado...

Seriously though
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2309749892_5352b76636_o.jpg

LOL,
I guess these guys haven't been with enough ladies to know how to spot the real or fake ones. I thought I spotted something familiar. But Liz is still bangin. :D

Jashue
06-21-09, 09:05 AM
[QUOTE=fordmanvt;9138869]http://bp1.blogger.com/_B8J-Lj9xRco/R9X-1N2W8RI/AAAAAAAAATQ/q9DwX9M_CWI/s1600-h/IMG_0798.JPG




We have a winner! Best photo I've viddied all week!

Lazyrider
06-21-09, 09:12 AM
Sorry lazyrider I just don't see it that way. Maybe it's because blondes do nothing for me. But feel free to carry on with your fantasy don't let me stop you. My opinion and $1.85 will get you a drip coffee at Starbucks. :roflmao2:

O.K., I get it. Your standards are so high or you are just so grateful for landing your wife that you cannot seem to grasp what us mere mortals find attractive. LOL, seriously though, if you have a penis, then there is some common ground on what she Liz looks like. But then again, maybe you are right because there may be a random maniac or two that would say your wife is a butterface. In the case of Liz though, how do you feel to be that maniac? LOL

If you were in a room of 100 guys and that close up shot of Liz's face was passed around, I bet you would be the ONLY guy to call her a "BUTTERFACE". Kind of ridiculous if you ask me. To say she isn't your type and to be a "butterface" are two totally different things.

BillyD
06-21-09, 09:20 AM
I vote "fake".

But I've been wrong before . . . . lemme see, was that '05 0r '06?

fordmanvt
06-21-09, 09:45 AM
REAL

http://www.maxim.com/girls/girls-of-maxim/44918/liz-hatch.html?thumbnails=true

Bearonabike
06-21-09, 09:47 AM
Found something y'all dudes might like:

http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2009/06/16/10/People_Sacha_Baron_Cohen.sff.embedded.prod_affiliate.138.jpg

Thanks! You have found a sure fire boost to my diet plan!

PipinFan
06-21-09, 10:12 AM
[QUOTE=botto;9125246]http://www.freewebs.com/dreamcatcherfarms/-jersey.jpg[/QUOTE

I'm not the only one that thinks that there is something wrong with you...:twitchy:

botto
06-21-09, 10:18 AM
I'm not the only one that thinks that there is something wrong with you...:tw itchy:

i'm not the only one who knows that you're incapable of writing an intelligent post. :thumb: