randya
06-21-04, 02:25 PM
How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven.
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
One to attack the patriotism of anyone who questions the need for changing the light bulb.
One to blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb.
One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million dollars for the light bulb.
One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Seven.
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
One to attack the patriotism of anyone who questions the need for changing the light bulb.
One to blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb.
One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million dollars for the light bulb.
One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.