Foo - Auction: what is the truth worth to ya?

Are couch and hillary the same person?

I can settle this once and for all, but it's gonna cost ya.
What is it worth to you...I'll open the bidding at ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

(Note: acceptable bids include cash, bikes, land in Costa Rica and sexual (or nonsexual) favors.
Pocket lint will be considered upon inspection)

my pocket lint is made of pure Costa Rican Sex

I thought the real question would be, "Is Chipcom really RuPaul?"

Chip is a bit more flamboyant than RuPaul.

RuPaul is wussy poseur. Jsharr's pocket lint is the high bid so far...you gonna bid or fawn over RuPaul, Suzie?

I'd accept 1.2 million.

For 1.3 I'd even act like I care.

I'd bid if I knew where that pocket lint actually came from. I have standards you know! :p

who cares...I get the proceeds of this auction, not you. All you get is the truth...or my version of it anyway. Where the lint comes from is irrelevant....I have no standards you know.

I call Shenanigans.

I've got some oil/dirt cake from my bike chain... but I also have one question. Who're couch and hillary and why would I care if they're the same person?

Because they talk to "themselves" and have bantering episodes yet never seem to be on at the same time.

I bid: one, old, worn out, dry chaffed sidewall, Vittoria, 700x23, model unkown as the lettering has long ago disapeared. Shipped freight collect of course.

I don't care if they are the same person. I just want to see pictures of naked couch fire jumping. Chop-chop...

I call Shenanigans.

That isn't one of my acceptable forms of bid currency. Get with the program, sister.

I've got some oil/dirt cake from my bike chain... but I also have one question. Who're couch and hillary and why would I care if they're the same person?

what kind of frosting is on that cake?


Oh, you'll care...yes indeed, you will care.

I don't care if they are the same person. I just want to see pictures of naked couch fire jumping. Chop-chop...

Why do you hate the truth?

I bid: one, old, worn out, dry chaffed sidewall, Vittoria, 700x23, model unkown as the lettering has long ago disapeared. Shipped freight collect of course.

it would have to be a 700x28 to meet the minimum bid requirements, so sorry.

I brushed out the dogs, so I have about a half a pillow sack worth of dirty dog hair I'll send ya.

Allen just upped the ante...but come on folks, you ain't even close to the reserve bid yet.

CHEAPSKATES!

I don't care if they are the same person. I just want to see pictures of naked couch fire jumping. Chop-chop...

Why do you hate the truth?

I'm just thinking ahead and managing your information as an investment. Think about the value of said photos when he runs for Governor. Or Mayor, even... :innocent:

I brushed out the dogs, so I have about a half a pillow sack worth of dirty dog hair I'll send ya.

Oh, well hell.... I'll add to my oil/dirt cake (with red rock dust frosting) at least 2 pillow sacks worth of CLEAN dog hair. Sorry Allen... a freshly washed, shedding Newf is going to let me outbid you no matter how much hair you have!)

I thought the real question would be, "Is Chipcom really Ron Paul?"

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I brushed out the dogs, so I have about a half a pillow sack worth of dirty dog hair I'll send ya.


Oh, well hell.... I'll add to my oil/dirt cake (with red rock dust frosting) at least 2 pillow sacks worth of CLEAN dog hair. Sorry Allen... a freshly washed, shedding Newf is going to let me outbid you no matter how much hair you have!)

I'll see your dog hair and raise you two cat hairballs that were freshly hacked up this morning on my living room rug.

I'm not gonna bite with 1,000,000 dollars till I get Hickeydog's fuzzy purple hat.

Just Sayin'

-ottoman

Pocket lint, schmocket lint.....I'm Fed-exing you a 3 month collection of dryer lint. I hope ya choke on it! :p

Ever notice how you never see Chipcom and Dr Evil at the same time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY&feature=related

The very scary thing is chippy looks very similar to the Queen of England. And you think I am kidding... :eek:

OK, that does it - I'm all in:

1) all the dustbunnies from under my bed
2) a cigarbox full of old toenail clippings; some thick and yellowed
3) one *grayish waxy basketball sized spherical mass of belly-button lint, which I've been accumulating since age 11 , after learning the importance of personal hygene in my 7th grade health class


*[note: may also include occasional deposits of smegma]

I call Shenanigans.

You have to in order to schedule reservations...

Pocket lint, schmocket lint.....I'm Fed-exing you a 3 month collection of dryer lint. I hope ya choke on it! :p

Is it from drying your "dainties?" If so, I guarantee you Chip will proclaim you the winner:innocent:

Is it from drying your "dainties?" If so, I guarantee you Chip will proclaim you the winner:innocent:

I don't wear "dainties" :innocent:

I'd really up the ante with 2 gallons of pure charcoal starter fluid and a bic lighter

BUT

since I'm not sure I'm all that interested in "discovering" that Hillary and Couch are the same person I'll fold.

I bid approximately 40 shiny washers and bottle of Brasso.

I bid approximately 40 shiny washers and bottle of Brasso.

They still make Brasso? OK I'll add in a can of Zud too then!

They still make Brasso? OK I'll add in a can of Zud too then!

I'll see your Zud, and raise you some...