Jokes & Humor - What IS worn under those kilts?

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MsVicki
06-24-04, 10:41 AM
Hmmmm?


SpiderMike
06-24-04, 11:08 AM
The proper response to that question is "Well what do you mean, nothing is worn out down there"

MichaelW
06-24-04, 01:08 PM
Is anything worn beneath the kilt?
The correct response is:
"No; its all in perfect working order"


MERTON
06-24-04, 06:59 PM
it looks like a really disturbing porn. O_o

iamlucky13
06-24-04, 08:46 PM
I did have to wear a kilt once (high school fundraiser :cry: ) and I can tell you with complete confidence, gym shorts...well, it worked for me.

Jamie
06-27-04, 04:55 PM
it looks like a really disturbing porn. O_o

You need help, Merton. The Perverts Anonymous meeting is Tuesday at 7:00 p.m. Try to make it to this one!



Funny picture!
:roflmao:

randya
06-28-04, 02:10 PM
Kilts were very popular at Pedal Palooza in Portland this past weekend. I saw at least three guys wearin' 'em... :D

http://www.utilikilts.com/index.htm
http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0115/arts-downey.shtml
http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0038/features-im.shtml
http://www.kiltmen.com/links.htm

MERTON
06-28-04, 04:43 PM
You need help, Merton. The Perverts Anonymous meeting is Tuesday at 7:00 p.m. Try to make it to this one!



Funny picture!
:roflmao:


it was a joke ya know. :rolleyes:

Jamie
06-28-04, 08:57 PM
it was a joke ya know. :rolleyes:

Uh, YEAH...so was what I said, dufas!

:roflmao: :roflmao:

MERTON
06-29-04, 10:36 AM
:D :D
Uh, YEAH...so was what I said, dufas!

:roflmao: :roflmao:


oh. so now i'm a "dufas" for thinking you're a dufas, eh!? psssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :fight: (j/k) :D

flyingscotsman
08-19-04, 12:25 PM
With 8 yards of wool in a kilt, too bloody hot to wear anything else

karlfitt
08-20-04, 10:49 AM
OK,

Am I going to have to dig up "The Scottsman" song for you people???? :D

flyingscotsman
08-20-04, 12:41 PM
I dread to think what the song is but why not lets hear it.

karlfitt
08-20-04, 01:36 PM
Ok,

I have it am home somewhere. I rip it and post a link so you can all hear it and not just read it. Maybe late tonight (Friday or Sat.)

MsVicki
09-24-04, 03:35 PM
Windy!

Hopper
09-24-04, 07:21 PM
Good God!

UncaStuart
09-25-04, 09:05 PM
So, one kilted story:

Our band was playing one event at the county fairgrounds. At one break in the action a woman came up with a friend and said, "My husband bet me $20 I wouldn't look under your kilt." My reply was, "Far be it from me to deprive you of an easy 20 bucks, but the only condition is that you lift the kilt from the back." She did, said, "Oh my," and went and got her 20.

In less stressful times:

MsVicki
09-25-04, 11:01 PM
:eek:

MERTON
09-29-04, 04:40 PM
Windy!

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