linux_author
07-07-09, 01:40 PM
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson!
Jokes & Humor - What was 50+6+5?
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hendrick81
07-11-09, 08:48 PM
wow
Chris L
07-18-09, 05:55 AM
A friend was showing me his new car stereo as he was driving along the other day, it was pretty cool. He said "rock", and it started playing rock music. He said "soul" and it started playing soul music. Then some kids ran across the road in front of the car, he screamed "f*cking kids!" as he slammed on the brakes to avoid them. The stereo started playing Michael Jackson.
Chris L
08-02-09, 06:01 AM
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son!".
Why did Michael Jackson like twenty-six year olds?
Because there are twenty of them!
Why did Michael Jackson cancel his shows in Tasmania?
Because he realised that trapped miners wasn't as appealing as it first sounded.
Oh God, give me something to do!
"Excuse me, but you're in my son!".
Why did Michael Jackson like twenty-six year olds?
Because there are twenty of them!
Why did Michael Jackson cancel his shows in Tasmania?
Because he realised that trapped miners wasn't as appealing as it first sounded.
Oh God, give me something to do!
Chris L
08-03-09, 10:56 PM
So Michael Jackson's nose was found in a morgue.
Apparently his family are going to blame it on the boogie.
Apparently his family are going to blame it on the boogie.
Gilla Gorilla
08-12-09, 03:07 PM
LOL i think i might have to tell some of these to my cousin. XD
Chris L
08-24-09, 05:07 AM
Wasn't it nice to see Michael Jackson dangling his kid off the balcony that time? Normally he just tosses them off.
folky
08-27-09, 06:22 AM
Please leave this man.He is no more.
linux_author
08-27-09, 12:35 PM
Please leave this man.He is no more.
and missing a brain and his nose, to boot!
(someone stole his nose post-autopsy - now *that's* funny!)
and missing a brain and his nose, to boot!
(someone stole his nose post-autopsy - now *that's* funny!)
Chris L
09-01-09, 02:08 AM
Please leave this man.He is no more.
Nobody made you click on it.
In other news, I'd just like to put to bed these rumours claiming that I am the father of one of Michael Jackson's kids (it seems they're saying the same things about everyone else). I want to clearly state right here that Billy Jean is not my lover, and the kid is not my son.
Nobody made you click on it.
In other news, I'd just like to put to bed these rumours claiming that I am the father of one of Michael Jackson's kids (it seems they're saying the same things about everyone else). I want to clearly state right here that Billy Jean is not my lover, and the kid is not my son.
San Rensho
09-03-09, 02:49 PM
Whats MJ's idea of a perfect ten?
TWO five year olds.
TWO five year olds.