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Racer Ex
07-09-09, 08:03 AM
They are doing a special segment on Lance Armstrong!

wanders
07-09-09, 08:06 AM
It's going to be a longgggg Tour.
Racer Ex
07-09-09, 08:10 AM
The intrinsic beauty of this thread is for the next couple of weeks, there's almost no chance of it being wrong.

VA_Esquire
07-09-09, 08:23 AM
Who is Lance Armstrong?
waterrockets
07-09-09, 08:33 AM
Dam. Do you think they'll re-air it on tonight's coverage? Lance coverage is like garlic: you really can't get too much.

Hopefully his TdG teammate will be at the Driveway M35+ tonight.

Did you hear that our own Cat 4 superstar JS, after winning the 4/5 on a half-kilo attack, was off the front for a few laps with College and Schaefer in the M35+ last week? Benz lead the chase to bring them back. Six had too many guys, but it sounded like a fun race.
saratoga
07-09-09, 08:34 AM
They've been doing specials for the past 2 weeks.
timster
07-09-09, 08:49 AM
How much do you think Phil and Paul get paid each time they mention his name?
waterrockets
07-09-09, 08:56 AM
One ham.
Homebrew01
07-09-09, 09:15 AM
Who is Lance Armstrong?

Sounds familiar ...... some sports guy I think.
Jynx
07-09-09, 09:17 AM
Don't worry I am recording it so I can watch it multiple times. Thanks TiVo!
El Diablo Rojo
07-09-09, 09:18 AM
They've been doing specials for the past 2 weeks.

Really? I hadn't noticed.
timster
07-09-09, 09:34 AM
Sounds familiar ...... some sports guy I think.

Wait. Wasn't Armstrong the guy who landed on the moon?
chipcom
07-09-09, 10:14 AM
The intrinsic beauty of this thread is for the next couple of weeks, there's almost no chance of it being wrong.

Thou art evil and worthy of worship.
El Diablo Rojo
07-09-09, 10:21 AM
Wait. Wasn't Armstrong the guy who landed on the moon?

You are thinking of Neil Armstrong..Lance Armstrong is the guy the moon orbits around...along with the planets and the sun...
MDcatV
07-09-09, 10:29 AM
is he returning to cycling or something? I hope so, it's been so boring without him kicking french ass.
caloso
07-09-09, 10:43 AM
I love Lance Armstrong. His duets with Eleanor Fitzgerald were great.

http://defencedebates.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/vinil-lp-jazz-ella-fitzgerald-and-louis-armstrong-ella-louis.jpg
kensuf
07-09-09, 10:52 AM
OMG! They're doing a thing on Lance RIGHT NOW!!!
TMonk
07-09-09, 10:52 AM
I love Lance Armstrong. His duets with Eleanor Fitzgerald were great.

http://defencedebates.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/vinil-lp-jazz-ella-fitzgerald-and-louis-armstrong-ella-louis.jpg

YES! :roflmao:
VA_Esquire
07-09-09, 11:54 AM
Come to find out he also does floors.
El Diablo Rojo
07-09-09, 12:08 PM
Apparently since he lost a nut he's done quite well in the womens' peleton as well
MDcatV
07-09-09, 12:12 PM
Apparently since he lost a nut he's done quite well in the womens' peleton as well

that's not lance, it's his wife you dummy. their genetics are amazing!
Homebrew01
07-09-09, 12:42 PM
Wait. Wasn't Armstrong the guy who landed on the moon?

Reminds me of the recent Jay Leno "Jaywalking" video clip going around .... some mighty ignorant folks out there !! :lol:

Louis Armstrong landed on the moon. ...... BYOB stands for ... Bring Your own B**** (female dog)

"What does the 'DC' of Washington DC stand for ?"

"Da Capital ?"
Voodoo76
07-09-09, 01:00 PM
They are doing a special segment on Lance Armstrong!

Followed by a special report on the impact of Michael Jackson's music on cycling.
El Diablo Rojo
07-09-09, 01:15 PM
that's not lance, it's his wife you dummy. their genetics are amazing!

Dude get a clue everyone knows Lance is a shape shifter and also has the ability to birth his own children...the women are only a cover.
VA_Esquire
07-09-09, 01:17 PM
They should make a stamp for MJ....just keep the stamps away from the lil boys.
MDcatV
07-09-09, 01:18 PM
Dude get a clue everyone knows Lance is a shape shifter and also has the ability to birth his own children...the women are only a cover.

very nice :thumb:
waterrockets
07-09-09, 03:51 PM
Man. Vs. is nuts.

We're the dog, they're the sprinkler, and the water is Lance coverage:

http://paycreate.com/perry/wharrgarbl.jpg
Psimet2001
07-09-09, 05:13 PM
Man. Vs. is nuts.

We're the dog, they're the sprinkler, and the water is Lance coverage:

http://paycreate.com/perry/wharrgarbl.jpg

Now that's just old fashioned funny. I can never look at that picture without making sound effects.
Racer Ex
07-09-09, 05:27 PM
Apparently since he lost a nut he's done quite well in the womens' peleton as well

Oh my god that's funny...