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patentcad
07-09-09, 10:37 AM
Just sayin'.

Discuss.

gabdy
07-09-09, 10:39 AM
and France doesn't like guns or confrontation.
SpongeDad
07-09-09, 10:42 AM
Texas also has real cowboys, oustanding cheerleaders, better Mexican food and more oil.

JonnyV
07-09-09, 10:51 AM
how's the climbing in Texas?
gabdy
07-09-09, 10:52 AM
how's the climbing in Texas?

There's more people climbing the fence in Texas than the Mountains in france.
Creakyknees
07-09-09, 11:23 AM
and, George W Bush is from Texas.

they love him in France.
davesax36
07-09-09, 11:24 AM
There's more people climbing the fence in Texas than the Mountains in france.


si
patentcad
07-09-09, 11:25 AM
France has better mountains, beaches, cities, food, fashion, cycling, landscapes, history, and culture. But Texas is still bigger. And hotter.
AngryScientist
07-09-09, 11:26 AM
France has better mountains, beaches, cities, food, fashion, cycling, landscapes, history, and culture. But Texas is still bigger. And hotter.

that would look good on a belt buckle.
http://www.richardbealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cowboy-belt-buckle.jpg
dougland89
07-09-09, 11:28 AM
france isn't a piece of **** like texas
logdrum
07-09-09, 11:44 AM
that would look good on a belt buckle.
http://www.richardbealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cowboy-belt-buckle.jpg

A cowboy with a ********. Only in Texas!!!
blacksquid
07-09-09, 11:45 AM
how's the climbing in Texas?

Depends...

If you're a boulderer then Fontainebleau is the place to be though Hueco Tanks is no slouch either. For rela vertical stuff, France has Texas by the short & curlies!
botero.
07-09-09, 11:47 AM
Texas is Gangster!
gabdy
07-09-09, 11:47 AM
si

Touch a nerve?
VA_Esquire
07-09-09, 11:49 AM
Only two things come from Texas.....steers and queers and most of the people I have seen come out of Texas dont have horns....
The Weak Link
07-09-09, 11:51 AM
French fries vs. Texas toast.

French kissing vs. Texas hold 'em.

These are pretty tough questions.
patentcad
07-09-09, 11:56 AM
OK, now who would have ever guessed that the greatest Tour de France rider in history would come from friggin Texas.

I mean, go figure. That's like the best QB ever coming from Marseilles.
mcoomer
07-09-09, 12:06 PM
If France and Texas ever go to war my money's on Texas!
cuski
07-09-09, 12:06 PM
Bigger isn't always better, fatty.
MDcatV
07-09-09, 12:06 PM
bleu blanc rouge all the way.

I wish we could give texas back to mexico.
coasting
07-09-09, 12:07 PM
i hear everything is bigger in texas. is it true?
Tulex
07-09-09, 12:10 PM
How many miles of bike ridable road in Texas? And in Frenchville?
MadGrad
07-09-09, 12:10 PM
I've been to Texas and France, and there is no comparison between the women. France wins hands down every time.
pathdoc
07-09-09, 12:11 PM
Okay that's enough Texas bashing. Moved to Texas 10 years ago for economic reasons. Best move I ever made. Been to France many times and have enjoyed the beauty of its people and places. Lance won the genetic lottery for endurance, just happens to be from Texas. I know his mother and she is one smart savy lady. Now leave Texas out of this.
kimconyc
07-09-09, 12:13 PM
bleu blanc rouge all the way.


http://i30.tinypic.com/2hmzuvb.jpg :rolleyes:
Laggard
07-09-09, 12:14 PM
Texas has rednecks and low iqs.
RazorWind
07-09-09, 12:15 PM
If France and Texas ever go to war my money's on Texas!

Pfft. Texas and France would never go to war.
























France would surrender long before it came to that. :D
kimconyc
07-09-09, 12:16 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/315ej2f.jpg
kimconyc
07-09-09, 12:17 PM
Texas has rednecks and low iqs.

So does BF. What's your point?
CastIron
07-09-09, 12:19 PM
Texas wants to secede from the Union. France was our first ally and pivotal in the Revolutionary war to our nation's freedom from Britain. I'll take France.



*flamesuit on*
RahTx
07-09-09, 12:32 PM
Texas wants to secede from the Union. As does New Hampshire, Alaska and there are more than likely succession movements all over, so who gives a flip?


I wish we could give texas back to mexico.

http://www.tamu.edu/ccbn/dewitt/images/cometakelg.jpg

:fight:

"Not a native Texan, but I got here as fast as I could!" :thumb:
coasting
07-09-09, 12:35 PM
i like french cheese
MDcatV
07-09-09, 12:55 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/2hmzuvb.jpg :rolleyes:

what's the puerto rican flag have to do with this?
Voodoo76
07-09-09, 12:56 PM
As does New Hampshire, Alaska and there are more than likely succession movements all over, so who gives a flip?



http://www.tamu.edu/ccbn/dewitt/images/cometakelg.jpg

:fight:

"Not a native Texan, but I got here as fast as I could!" :thumb:

This
kimconyc
07-09-09, 01:00 PM
what's the puerto rican flag have to do with this?


Texas has rednecks and low iqs.
So does BF. What's your point?

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5844/facepalm.gif (http://img23.imageshack.us/i/facepalm.gif/)
AtlBentRider
07-09-09, 01:02 PM
You can always tell a Texan. You can't tell him much but you can always tell him.
MDcatV
07-09-09, 01:08 PM
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5844/facepalm.gif (http://img23.imageshack.us/i/facepalm.gif/)

is that guy puerto rican or something?
dgasmd
07-09-09, 01:08 PM
I wish we could give texas back to mexico.

What makes you think the Mexicans want it back?:roflmao2:
patentcad
07-09-09, 01:09 PM
I spent a month in Dallas one night in 1983.
dcvelo
07-09-09, 01:14 PM
I spent a month in Dallas one night in 1983.

Sounds like a better than average visit.
MitchellH
07-09-09, 01:15 PM
And they're still wondering when you're gonna return the silverware.:P
calamarichris
07-09-09, 01:28 PM
Texas is geologically important because when Planet Earth needs an enema, Houston is where the tube is inserted.
Having bicycled extensively in both Texas & France, I can categorically, empirically, & authoritatively state that Texas sucks for bicycling.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/980565532_30994decef.jpg?v=0
cod.peace
07-09-09, 01:29 PM
and France doesn't like guns or confrontation.

I regret to inform you that you appear to be extremely ignorant of French history and culture.
cuski
07-09-09, 01:33 PM
I regret to inform you that you appear to be extremely ignorant of French history and culture.

I think he's related to Charlton Heston.
MadGrad
07-09-09, 01:34 PM
I second cod.peace. Don't make me whip out my "I'm a PhD student in Modern French History" skillz...
redfooj
07-09-09, 01:38 PM
http://www.roadfooddigest.com/image.axd?picture=WindowsLiveWriter/JaneandMichaelontheVirtuesofFattyBrisket_B758/12077_3.jpg
kimconyc
07-09-09, 01:39 PM
http://www.roadfooddigest.com/image.axd?picture=WindowsLiveWriter/JaneandMichaelontheVirtuesofFattyBrisket_B758/12077_3.jpg

Overcooked.
MadGrad
07-09-09, 01:40 PM
http://www.roadfooddigest.com/image.axd?picture=WindowsLiveWriter/JaneandMichaelontheVirtuesofFattyBrisket_B758/12077_3.jpg

Nice try, Texas. OR you could just come to Kansas City for some REAL BBQ
cgjane
07-09-09, 01:41 PM
I accidentaly my keyboard in this thread.
Stray8
07-09-09, 01:41 PM
Texas is the second largest U.S. state in both area and population, with an area of 268,820 square miles (696,200 km2), and with a growing population of 24.6 million residents.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas



France
Area 260,558 sq mi
Population 65,073,482


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France


Police

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/287/001207_14.jpg
Inspector Clouseau

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Chuck Norris