Road Cycling - How can you tell if it's Lance's bike?

Half the nuts are plastic.

Did you write that? You are one freaking funny person - you should be in show biz.

55/Rad

I dont get it...

Lance has one testicle, the other was removed due to cancer, they make fake balls called neuticles for dogs that have been "fixed" they are plastic.

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html


I think the joke is genius!!

Still has more balls than you...........

Still has more balls than you...........

and bills....

and pills

and pills

and sweeter wheels.....

Half his nuts are plastic, but the other half are steel!!!

Half his nuts are plastic, but the other half are steel!!!

nah, steel's too heavy. they're carbon fiber.

and anyway, it's not like he's running into a burning building or anything...now THAT'S balls of steel, or maybe nomex...

Saves him a precious 10 grams!

And he can still make lots of little Lances to ride around Texas

Saves him a precious 10 grams!

And he can still make lots of little Lances to ride around Texas

Unfortunately, Lance is now sterile due to chemotherapy. All three of his kids were conceived through artificial insemination using sperm that Lance had preserved before his chemotherapy.

Unfortunately, Lance is now sterile due to chemotherapy. All three of his kids were conceived through artificial insemination using sperm that Lance had preserved before his chemotherapy.

Thanks for the ball report.

(Use a snobby French accent):

"That Lance Armstrong with his one testicle is more aerodynamic!"

(Use a snobby French accent):

"That Lance Armstrong with his one testicle is more aerodynamic!"


As opposed to a non-snobby French accent or a French accent which is inherently snobby? What are you implying?

i think he meant the irreversibly, undeniably, and innately snobby french accent

I think he meant the irreversibly, undeniably, and innately snobby french accent

"The French accent"? Have you any idea how many French accents there are? I don't think you'd find a tough-guy from Marseille or a Tunisian immigrant who works in a slaughterhouse to have a very snobby French accent. Mind you, it depends how insecure you are about your own cultural heritage.
C'est la vie je suppose, mais c'est pas necessairement votre faut.
:)

I think he meant the irreversibly, undeniably, and innately snobby french accent

"The French accent"? Have you any idea how many French accents there are? I don't think you'd find a tough-guy from Marseille or a Tunisian immigrant who works in a slaughterhouse to have a very snobby French accent. Mind you, it depends how insecure you are about your own cultural heritage.
C'est la vie je suppose, mais c'est pas necessairement votre faut.
:)


snobby, snobbier, and le snobbiest? :D

At least if he hits the top tube, he has a 50/50 chance off avoiding the dreaded "Rack". Remember Stage ?15? when he popped out of his pedals...? :D

If Lance wins the 04 TdF, they need to change it to the "Tour de Lance" :D

(Use a snobby French accent):

"That Lance Armstrong with his one testicle is more aerodynamic!"
Continuing...

Therefore, he must be cheating. Let's investigate and start all sorts of unsubstantiated accusations.

55/Rad

Please tell me that was a joke Rad :) If not, you're taking this thread waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously... If it was, you're one of those people w/ a deadpan sense of humor that I enjoy so much :) (though I'm never sure if it's OK to laugh :D )

Please tell me that was a joke Rad :) If not, you're taking this thread waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously... If it was, you're one of those people w/ a deadpan sense of humor that I enjoy so much :) (though I'm never sure if it's OK to laugh :D )Nah, just trying to be funny, though some of the fun on a forum is writing things that people can take different ways - without going too far.

55/Rad

heheh. Kewl.

"That Lance Armstrong with his one testicle is more aerodynamic!"
"everyone, cut off one ball. . . " is the next line, it was a stand up routine
by Robin Williams.

"The French accent"? Have you any idea how many French accents there are?

You all sound like the guy in Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail. Right? You and your outrrrrageous frrrrench accents.