Foo - Zee Svedeesh Cheff Speeks.....bork, bork, bork

Iff yuu vunt to try it oooot, here-a's zee eddress

http://www.hippo-technologies.co.uk/products/chef/index.php#translation

Thees threed cuoold be-a a huut!

Vhet zee hell is veeth zee Svedeesh cheff tudey?

Srem cun go evey. Theur prudooct is poore-a joonk und fery puur QC. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Thees oone-a teeme-a et bund cemp... Bork! Bork! Bork!

In-a-gedda-da-feeda, huney, Dunt yuu knoo thet I lufe-a yuu? In-a-gedda-da-feeda, beby, Dunt yuu knoo thet Ill elveys be-a trooe-a? Oh, vunt yuu cume-a veeth me Und teke-a my hund? Oh, vunt yuu cume-a veeth me Und velk thees lund? Pleese-a teke-a my hund!

I dare you to translate the dirty version of there once was a man from nantucket.

There-a oonce-a ves a mun frum Nuntoocket
Vhuse-a deeck ves so lung he-a cuoold soock it.
Und he-a seeed veeth a green
Es he-a veeped ooffff hees cheen,
"Iff my ier vere-a a coont, I vuoold foock it."

You dared me to. :P

i groo up beeeng eble-a to telk leeke-a thees es thees is vhet my grundffezeer suoonded leeke-a bork bork bork

For you Firefox users...go bork yourself with this Swedish chef add-on.
View web pages or mail as spoken by the Swedish Chef like this..."Feeoo veb peges oor meeel es spukee by zee Svedeesh Cheff." :D
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/507?id=507

I vunt to reede-a my...beecycle I vunt to reede-a my beecycle I vunt to reede-a my beeke-a. I vunt to reede-a it vhere-a I leeke-a. - Qooeen, Beecycle-a Rece-a

And he sings a Song by Rush!

Und zee men vho huld heegh pleces
Moost be-a zee oones vho stert
To muld a noo reeleety
Cluser to zee heert Cluser to zee heert

The-a blecksmeeth und zee erteest
Refflect it in theur ert
They furge-a theur creeteefity
Cluser to zee heert Cluser to zee heert

Pheelusuphers und pluooghmen
Eech moost knoo hees pert
To soo a noo menteleety
Cluser to zee heert Cluser to zee heert

Yuu cun be-a zee cepteeen
I veell drev zee chert
Seeeling into desteeny
Cluser to zee heert
Cluser to zee heert
Cluser to zee heert
Cluser to zee heert ....................

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jive_filter

I thought scientology couldn't get anny crazier.

At one stage of the Scientology internet wars of the mid-1990s, some opponents of the church's fight to pursue unauthorized publishing of some of its scriptures using copyright and trade secret law adopted the ruse of publishing copies that had first been garbled, "borked", or "borkified", by passing them through the Jive filter or the encheferizer. The holder of the copyright on the church's scriptures Religious Technology Center, sued in some cases, for instance in Scientology versus Zenon Panoussis (Stockholm, 1998). Samples of the scriptures translated in this way were submitted in evidence. The defendants claimed that this was parody; the plaintiffs, violation of copyright.

What the hell have I started...lol

Geefe-a me-a ell yuoor chuculete-a und beer und no oone-a gets hoort. Bork! Bork! Bork!