Foo - Wierd stuff on the road , besides road kill

Been riding everyday for months now . 40 , 50 miles a day , seen alot of road kill . I just bought some bikeshorts . Now Im getting cat calls from young women , and stuff . Twice today ! And some women in a mersedes benz slowed her car down to check out my legs ! I dont desreve this much attention , Do I ?
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jarhead#42
ps , I also got sore butt !!!!!

I wish I got that much attention from young women.

Jarhead, yer suposed to tuck yer package in, not leave the end of it hanging out to get sunburned!

Been riding everyday for months now . 40 , 50 miles a day , seen alot of road kill . I just bought some bikeshorts . Now Im getting cat calls from young women , and stuff . Twice today ! And some women in a mersedes benz slowed her car down to check out my legs ! I dont desreve this much attention , Do I ?
bwhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah
jarhead#42
ps , I also got sore butt !!!!!

Okay, I would like to see a picture of you so that I can see what these young women are finding so attractive! :p




I wish I got that much attention from young women.


I think I remember that A.troll loves you, forum*rider. Oh, wait, A.troll loves EVERYBODY!! ;)




Jarhead, yer suposed to tuck yer package in, not leave the end of it hanging out to get sunburned!

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Been riding everyday for months now . 40 , 50 miles a day , seen alot of road kill . I just bought some bikeshorts . Now Im getting cat calls from young women , and stuff . Twice today ! And some women in a mersedes benz slowed her car down to check out my legs ! I dont desreve this much attention , Do I ?
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jarhead#42
ps , I also got sore butt !!!!!

From the looks of your avatar, you got chicken legs

From the looks of your avatar, you got chicken legs


but he's artistic! women love that sorta crapola! :D

someone whistled at me but i think they were being sarcastic since im fat. plus it was a guy which gave me some added energy to peddle faster.

Dead cow (bloated).

A bunch of yearling deer and mother does cavorting and playing in the field until the "old man" (Big stag) showed up. Then they settled down.

Bald Eagles

White swan

Foxes galore

Coyote

Trout

A path tunnel at Vail Pass that was filled with ice on the bottom and some guy tried to plow through at high speed and totally wiped out.

But, NO ONE has whistled at me!

My occasional brush with the unusual is in the form of a local resident. He's a fellow generally referred to as "The Happy Man", and has actually been mentioned in the newspaper's letters to the editor. I think he's functionally ********, or something.
He walks everywhere, for great distances, and for the last few months has been employed at a nearby Target store. He's called the Happy Man because he'll occasionally park himself at one majorly busy intersection around here, stand in one of the concrete corner islands, and twist around waving both arms up and down in huge arcs, like he's either ecstatically greeting the world, or in an evangelical fervor. When he's walking, he'll swing his arms high like he's sending his best to everyone passing by, and he constantly does this big, echo-y, monotone vocal thing: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......" "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

Just lately, I've passed him a couple of times when he's apparently gotten off work and is walking to wherever he goes, and his big vocal thing has taken on a distinctly aggressive tone. The other day, he was walking across a big parking lot and was really yelling, practically barking, at nothing and no one in particular...he sounded really hacked off. Maybe his Target gig's doing a number on him.