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FlatMaster
07-12-09, 04:47 PM
"In 1981, a 37-year-old factory worker named Kenji Urada entered a restricted safety zone at a Kawasaki manufacturing plant to perform some maintenance on a robot. In his haste, he failed to completely turn it off. The robot’s powerful hydraulic arm pushed the engineer into some adjacent machinery, thus making Urada the first recorded victim to die at the hands of a robot."

http://www.physorg.com/news164887377.html


Alfster
07-12-09, 05:11 PM
Never turn your back on a robot. They want to take over the world.

slvoid
07-12-09, 05:42 PM
Was it an accident or intentional?

Some robots don't mean it.


AEO
07-12-09, 05:49 PM
i,Robot will be a reality soon enough.

Wordbiker
07-12-09, 06:15 PM
i,Robot will be a reality soon enough.

http://interstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/i-robot.jpg

Ka_Jun
07-13-09, 09:57 AM
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/11/17/PH2005111700621.jpg

Be prepared.

jsharr
07-13-09, 10:35 AM
Was it an accident or intentional?

Some robots don't mean it.

Man, it is good to have you back!:lol:

Psydotek
07-13-09, 09:34 PM
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/11/17/PH2005111700621.jpg

Be prepared.
I have that book above my desk at work.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/psydotek/Work/Newer%20Desk%20Pictures/IMG_0051.jpg

Speaking of zombies and robots...

http://creebobby.com/sitebuilder/images/timestable-1017x1125.jpg

crackerjab
07-13-09, 09:59 PM
Apparently none of you have had to go to the emergency room from a robot assault.

jsharr
07-13-09, 10:00 PM
Apparently none of you have had to go to the emergency room from a robot assault.

You work on robots, of course you would take THEIR side.:innocent:

vtjim
07-14-09, 06:20 AM
Why do robots all look so wussy? I want robots to look like this: :p
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/centurion_bsg.jpg

ModoVincere
07-14-09, 06:21 AM
and I want them to look like this:
http://www.rhyolitesite.com/jennifer.jpg

vtjim
07-14-09, 06:26 AM
Incorrect. You want the skin jobs to look like this, and I would side with you:
http://www.pinkraygun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tricia-helfer-six.jpg

:love:

redirekib
07-14-09, 06:28 AM
and I want them to look like this:
http://www.rhyolitesite.com/jennifer.jpg

Is that Cherry 2000 or a Stepford wife?

substructure
07-14-09, 06:31 AM
I want them to be invisible.

ModoVincere
07-14-09, 06:34 AM
Is that Cherry 2000 or a Stepford wife?

cherry 2000

Ka_Jun
07-14-09, 12:57 PM
[QUOTE=Psydotek;9274989]I have that book above my desk at work.



Speaking of zombies and robots...

QUOTE]

Nice selection of tomes. I have more than a few of those.

FlatMaster
07-14-09, 03:13 PM
Today, I was talking to my friend in the battery manufacturing industry. Apparently, their robots went haywire occasionally. Occasionally, their calibration would shift off. THey would end up doing the same motion, but pointing in the wrong direction!!

crackerjab
07-14-09, 03:27 PM
I was working late one night with a coworker and we had one of our robots throw an unnamed object about a 150'. Targets followed shortly after that.

jsharr
07-14-09, 03:38 PM
It was a sex toy,wasn't it?

crackerjab
07-14-09, 03:40 PM
It was a sex toy,wasn't it?

Hahahahah. YES! Seriously.

Edit: And the reason we had sex toys is because they make excellent practical jokes for other traveling coworkers. A man pulling out his laptop with a giant rubber penis tied to it with a couple feet of string in a security line at the airport is priceless.

jsharr
07-14-09, 03:41 PM
I do not even want to know what kind of targets you have a robot throw dildos at, do I?

crackerjab
07-14-09, 03:46 PM
No you don't.

iamlucky13
07-14-09, 06:51 PM
Hahahahah. YES! Seriously.

Edit: And the reason we had sex toys is because they make excellent practical jokes for other traveling coworkers. A man pulling out his laptop with a giant rubber penis tied to it with a couple feet of string in a security line at the airport is priceless.

That's hilarious, but terrible. Imagine if it happened in a meeting with a customer.

The guy who became the first robot fatality is part of why lockout/tagout procedures exist.

I'm trying to figure out if physorg is re-running their own articles, or plagiarizing another's articles years later in hopes they won't notice. Either way, I recall reading the same thing a couple years ago.

And the Cylon has a terrible pelvic design. They'd get almost no torque from such small rotator joints. Amateurs.

slvoid
07-14-09, 06:56 PM
and I want them to look like this:
http://www.rhyolitesite.com/jennifer.jpg

I want my robots looking like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/27186807_403b07c22f.jpg

Hickeydog
07-14-09, 07:02 PM
I want my robots looking like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/27186807_403b07c22f.jpg

That's..........................just slightly creepy. :jawdrop:

CliftonGK1
07-14-09, 11:16 PM
I want my robots looking like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/27186807_403b07c22f.jpg

Fused together at the head? I think that's a design flaw.