Foo - Weirdest place you've ever....

Okay, for this thread, state something you've done, and the weirdest place you've ever done it in...

For example, yesterday, I was installing some access points at a client's place to expand their network, but one of the buildings on the property is 100 years old and only has 2-prong electric, so the Wireless AP can't plug in there without a cheater plug.

So, next door to a house is a small horse stable that unbelievably has numerous 3-prong outlets in each stall. So, I end up installing a Wireless Access Point on the wall of a stall in a horse barn.

<runs and grabs popcorn>

Oh yeah, this thread has soooo much potential ...

^^^

Where's YOUR contribution? :p

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I took a nice nap on the bench on the 4th floor outside balcony at San Francisco MOMA. (Located just between the 2 wings of the Anselm Keifer exhibit).
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3 am in front of the house or 2 pm on the highway in a car while driving.

that would be telling.

I have slept:

- In my car on the campus of Notre Dame. Went to meet a girl, it went well, but you can't have opposite sex overnight guests. Even though we tried.

- in the lobby of the Mich St U student union. More than once.

- in a park across the street from the Michigan capital building.

- in a park in the middle of downtown Atlanta.

- several different rest areas along major highways.

In case youre wondering, I've never been homeless, I just like to adventure.

office, elevator, Kmart changing room (it was my blue light special), etc.

Best place was on a balcony overlooking the Gulf.

^^^

Where's YOUR contribution? :p

hehe

passed out in a bathtub, caught by firemen running thru a forest with my exhusband - thought I smelled smoke ... s'ok?:thumb:

You know, this thread is not supposed to be all about doing the deed... heh... of course, what should I have expected from foo? :p

So, The weirdest place I've ever hoped a thread did not go straight to the horizontal lambada is foo.

Heh...

The weirdest place I've ever sung karaoke was at the Hyangsan Hotel outside of Pyongyang. That hotel was also the weirdest place I've ever woken up with a hangover.

You know, this thread is not supposed to be all about doing the deed... heh... of course, what should I have expected from foo? :p

So, The weirdest place I've ever hoped a thread did not go straight to the horizontal lambada is foo.

Heh...
When I said "nap" that was just a euphemism for a 20 minute sleep.
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The weirdest place I have ever had an office.

On a 24' barge, with all the furniture and railings removed, tied into a slip at a marina.

Had a desk, phones, computer, etc, just no walls at all. Just a flat decked pontoon boat, 24' x 8', covered in carpet. Had to watch your step getting on or off my "office". As a plus, it came with all the fish you could catch and it had ducks to eat your lunch scraps.

Used to run a boat rental business, and during a summer of extremely heavy rain, the lake we were based on got so high that the US Army Corps of Engineers closed the lake. Thats right, our government closed a lake due to it having too much water.

So we scrambled around and got the fleet of 10 ski boats, 6 jet skis, three sail boats and a 56' houseboat moved to another lake that was constant level.

The barge thing just sort of happened, as we had to have a place to sit down, answer phones, write up rental agreements, etc.

,,,on a trampoline, outside on a hot july night......Worst idea EVAR!...couldn't get the rythom down, when we did the the mosquitos bit the hell out of my ass and nuts, then her mom came home, and in a mad dash back to the house to get our clothes i slipped on a pile of dog **** barefoot and busted my ass......but ya, that was the weirdest place.....

Slept in a rest area in a bad part of South Georgia with windows wide open.

I was on a road trip (age 17) and ran out of money, so couldn't afford a motel. It was too hot to leave windows up...slept just long enough to refresh a little and got the hell away from there. I remember a guy coming to my window trying to sell me "authentic" Rolex watches for about $50.

Slept in a rest area in a bad part of South Georgia.

I was on a road trip (age 17) and ran out of money, so couldn't afford a motel.

You could have just said South Georgia....it would then be understood that it was a bad part. I can't think of a good part of S. GA.

You could have just said South Georgia....it would then be understood that it was a bad part. I can't think of a good part of S. GA.I was trying to be nice.....in case anybody around here was from S. Georgia. ;) :thumb:

You know, this thread is not supposed to be all about doing the deed... heh... of course, what should I have expected from foo? :p

So, The weirdest place I've ever hoped a thread did not go straight to the horizontal lambada is foo.

Heh...

Remember Foo requirements - poo and/or sex must be mentioned within the first 10 posts.

And ... it just so happened - I was poster numba 10.

I was trying to be nice.....in case anybody around here was from S. Georgia. ;) :thumb:

My family is from S. GA. They would agree with me. even the ones who still live there (only God knows why).

Remember Foo requirements - poo and/or sex must be mentioned within the first 10 posts.

And ... it just so happened - I was poster numba 10.

The ducks would poop and have sex on my office barge, or in close proximity thereto. Duck sex is quite violent and not fun to observe. Same goes for duck poop, except for the violence part.

Remember Foo requirements - poo and/or sex must be mentioned within the first 10 posts.

And ... it just so happened - I was poster numba 10.

I think we can SAFELY ASSUME MV's post at #4 was about sex.

I think we can SAFELY ASSUME MV's post at #4 was about sex.

find one that isn't. :innocent:

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find one that isn't. :innocent:

You're one to talk... :p

,,,on a trampoline, outside on a hot july night......Worst idea EVAR!...couldn't get the rythom down, when we did the the mosquitos bit the hell out of my ass and nuts, then her mom came home, and in a mad dash back to the house to get our clothes i slipped on a pile of dog **** barefoot and busted my ass......but ya, that was the weirdest place.....

Only you... :roflmao:

Wierdest place I ever...

My wife's office, on her desk. Staff was out to lunch and the opportunity was there... ;)

This thread needs to be dragged back into the gutter for a bit methinks.

On the driveway when I was still living at home - 2 girls.

Since I've been married, nothing spectacular. Unless going down the highway with the kids asleep in the back of the car is spectacular.

Only you... :roflmao:

Note to AprilM, Crackerjab has not posted in this thread yet. just saying.

let's see, do I talk about my friend's sun room that during house parties kinda turned into my love lair? Or the time a gf and I went camping in OK and had multiple sessions in plain sight (the campground was totally deserted)? or the time a guy friend was in the bed with us, not participating?

Nah, I'll say the weirdest place I ever threw up was in a parking lot in front of a restaurant. Not that puking in a parking lot is all that weird, but it was 12 noon, broad daylight. With patrons watching. Because I was hungover that badly. What makes it really weird is the restaurant closed its doors a couple weeks later? Maybe I was personally responsible?

Only you... :roflmao:

i have come to terms with the realization that my life is heavens comedy channel.......

does a friends bathroom during a new years party county as weird? (mailed her back one of her hand towels)

I have slept on top of my motorcycle on the side of the road in az.

Sorry, don't have any sex tales, and I can't talk about the weirdest thing I ever did. It's....how do you say it.......complex.

In the "Dog Mugs and Magnets" isle of a major pet shop. :o

In the "Dog Mugs and Magnets" isle of a major pet shop. :o

And you got away with it? :jawdrop:

that would be telling.



What?? That would be telling that Rosie the Right Hand gave you a little the other night?

You could have just said South Georgia....it would then be understood that it was a bad part. I can't think of a good part of S. GA.

Still better than Florida.

And you got away with it? :jawdrop:

Yup, but don't try it unless 1-you really don't care if you get caught, and 2-you really don't care if you get caught! ;)

My cousin and I passed out in the car, in front of a strip joint in downtown Vancouver. I woke up with some toothless woman trying to steal my cousins cell phone off his belt. She had already taken our beer and his sunglasses. He passed out with his window open all night.

The Dodge in the garage.

(My parents' garage, with the eventual Mrs. Doohickie)



Not all that weird I guess, except that when we tried out for The Newlywed Game in the late 80s, we both answered the question, "Where is the strangest place the two of you got 'highly romantic'?" with that same exact phrase. Sadly, we only made it as far as being a standby couple in case someone couldn't go on.

Mrs. Plum in the drawing room with a lead pipe.

Not all that weird I guess, except that when we tried out for The Newlywed Game in the late 80s, we both answered the question, "Where is the strangest place the two of you got 'highly romantic'?" with that same exact phrase. Sadly, we only made it as far as being a standby couple in case someone couldn't go on.

That reminds me of the famous blooper from the Newlywed Game:
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

:roflmao2: :roflmao2:

Felt a girl up? On a banana seat bicycle with her sitting in the front riding through the neighborhood at dusk. In science class during H.S.. While my girlfriend drove. In the backseat while her parents drove. In the back seat while her brother drove. At a drive-in theater with a pair of sisters (there was a blanket involved, I was in the middle, so neither sister knew what was happening with the other). In a movie theater.

Doing it? Camping, with people less than 2 feet from us on the other side of a tent wall. A public swimming pool pump house. On the top deck of an unfinished parking structure.

What?? That would be telling that Rosie the Right Hand gave you a little the other night?

Your wife told you about it? :thumb:

On the finish line of the Dimboola Rowing Regatta, after midnight, with the female captain of another club.

The only gold medal I won at that year's regatta.

Oh and in a room connected to the art class in high school. Me and this girl got busy while only a handful of students remained after class. The teacher was gone and most of the school as well. We later roamed the halls to get a soda and stopped under a stairwell where I got a little 'sum-sum'.

Still better than Florida.

Tampa's reasonably nice
Naples is very nice.
Miami is awesome (if your into latinas :innocent:)

3 am, community kiddie pool

Does the kitchen counter or the couch count?


You guys make me sound like a puritan and I have had nary a break these past few months :WTF:

My friend and I bought a frozen pizza at a grocery store and convinced the deli to make it for us and we ate it on the floor of a grocery store. That was pretty weird.

But, back on implied "topic": wife and I have done it in public 23 times in 4 years, so there must be a weird one in there somewhere. Let's see...

Not proud of it at all, but in the hot tub at a hotel (the public hot tub, not in the room) with a mom sitting on the edge of the hot tub and her kids in the other pool around the corner. We acted like we were making out, but obviously the lady knew better. But she didn't leave, either. Come to think of it, why was she sitting at the hot tub when her very young kids were totally unsupervised in the 12-foot pool 20 feet away?!

At a very busy rest stop, Saturday afternoon, in the car, no blankets. There was a walking path through the woods on her campus--we were only caught once and the guy didn't know what to do so he ran away. In a hotel room bed with her friend asleep next to us. In a hotel room while a different friend was in the shower. The friend finished before we did.

At the ferry port at the south end of Mackinac Bridge. We realized a cop was about 100 feet away the whole time but he was busy writing a report or something.

Oh, yeah, and on Mackinac Island, of course, right in the middle of it while people played golf 5 feet away.

Okay, now I am just rambling. None of that is weird. It's weird for us, though, because generally speaking we are extremely conservative people when it comes to this stuff. :innocent: