Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - What's your bike's name?

A lot of people name their cars. Does your bike have a name? What? Why? Pic?

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because it happened to me once. 5 weeks in the hospital. my helmet broke during the crash.

Felt TK2

Eddy. I think it would be silly to give it another name.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3664/3407966852_b6ea4e8c90.jpg

No. That's stupid.

No. That's stupid.

Agreed. It's a bike, dude. If you want to name something, go buy a goldfish. Or knock up your girlfriend.

mine is Speedwagon.
no pictures, just believe me.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4170/pict0010y.jpg

CHARliE

i do not name my bikes. every piece of paraphernalia i own has a name, but i can't say i chose them, they came to each piece.

mine is named "my beyonce" it was named that by a cop who either "a" couldn't write, or "b" couldn't read.
I was unconscious and taken to a e.r. on christmas eve after crashing my bike.
I got a police report from the cops that says
"left his beyonce with hospital security."



http://stupidhurts.org/gallery/albums/uploads/vehicles/normal__MG_1583.jpg



we all know if had a Beyonce, i wouldnt leave it anywhere
here is the detailed version of that story
http://stupidhurts.org/2009/07/my-beyonce/

cuckoo noonoos.

Cody.

Named because of the scene in the Life Aquatic when Jeff Goldblum hits the dog.

Subdural hematoma is cool. I don't think of my bike as a person. But, my friend and sidekick.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1732/sdfgjsdlkfgjsaldkfjaelk.gif

My bike's name is Pretentious b.i.t.c.h.a.s.s.n.e.s.s

http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/retroSWAT3/2.jpg

samba, or "shoebike"

also brother scatbomb and sister commutantbike.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1732/sdfgjsdlkfgjsaldkfjaelk.gif

Aww. :love:

Hm. I don't name my bike. But recently my female friends have been calling it the "cherry popper" since I have this rock hard seat that every time someone borrows my bike, they end up in pain. Just thought it was funny...

I have a Sputnik that I call Nicky.

I call my moto jury the mule
my outcast is cinnamon
my gt timberline is the unbreakable
and my dahon boardwalk is bart the under chief

Diversity. It was an old old wooden ship.

I actually don't have a name for it, but I have joked around and called it that before.

I usually just call it "my bike."

"*****, I'm Flyer Than a Spaceship!"

fing hard ass saddle.

The Scarlet Pimpernel.

Stabgut Killface.

'super trend-o-tron 3000'

Country road bob

Agreed. It's a bike, dude. If you want to name something, go buy a goldfish. Or knock up your girlfriend.


Do you name your Toaster? WTF?

You don't have friends with names?

I wanted to characterize and add my own touch to my Surly by scrapping away some letters from "CROSSCHECK" to make the word "ROCHE" which means "Rock." In doing so I named the bike "Green Rock Monster" since there are hints of green in the setup and it has a monster load of options along with probably being a bit ugly as well (but I think it's a beauty ;))
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3610/3432763861_e2be658322.jpg?v=0

Subdural hematoma is cool. I don't think of my bike as a person. But, my friend and sidekick.

well, thanks. but it's not cool when you suddenly awake in the hospital bed and cannot remember what happened the past five weeks. that's what subdural hematomas are all about...