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substructure
07-13-09, 05:27 PM
my 9 y.o. daughter calls me and asks, "How's your hammer hanging?"





I shouldn't have taught her that one. :thumb:

AEO
07-13-09, 05:33 PM
that is some excellent BF style parenting there............ I guess
Wordbiker
07-13-09, 06:32 PM
How did you answer her?

Nota
07-13-09, 06:34 PM
How did you answer her?

"Low"?
no1mad
07-13-09, 06:44 PM
my 9 y.o. daughter calls me and asks, "How's your hammer hanging?"





I shouldn't have taught her that one. :thumb:

Could be worse. She could have asked you if you're hung like a horse.

My wife had her oldest daughter (16) ask that to a (now former) boyfriend once. The lass had no idea what it meant. When she found out, her face turned a brighter shade of red than her hair.
ModoVincere
07-13-09, 07:30 PM
How did you answer her?

Does your hammer hang low?
Does it wobble to a fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Does your hammer hang low?
jsharr
07-13-09, 08:07 PM
When the only tool in your box is a hammer, all your problems look like nails.
MTBLover
07-13-09, 08:15 PM
When the only tool in your box is a hammer, all your problems look like nails.

That's what she said...
AEO
07-13-09, 08:22 PM
you stole that from the mechanics sub forum :lol:
jsharr
07-13-09, 08:23 PM
I read it there yes, but I stole it long ago. In my case, when the only tool in your box is a rubber chicken, all your problems look like fake vomit.
StupidlyBrave
07-13-09, 08:28 PM
I read it there yes, but I stole it long ago. In my case, when the only tool in your box is a rubber chicken, all your problems look like fake vomit.

A rubber chicken is far more useful than a hammer, if you ask me. :thumb:
Collegiate89
07-13-09, 09:08 PM
Does your hammer hang low?
Does it wobble to a fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Does your hammer hang low?

lololololololololololololololol!!! oh and,

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2530/3719379308_f02ef99e58.jpg?v=0
jsharr
07-13-09, 09:48 PM
YouTube - Hammer Pants Dance (HD)
c0urt
07-13-09, 10:08 PM
that is some excellent BF style parenting there............ I guess

bf style parernting she would know about dropping the hammer already
Nota
07-14-09, 05:03 AM
A rubber chicken is far more useful than a hammer, if you ask me. :thumb:

Not for driving rubber nails. You need at least a rubber duck for that.
substructure
07-14-09, 05:19 AM
How did you answer her?

I laughed. Mainly because she was trying to think of things to say. She's out of town and I told her she better call so I won't miss her so much. The conversation was getting a lag and she busted in with that.

Her: So watcha doing?
Me: Eating, watching TV. How 'bout you?
Her: Not much. Just hanging out.

(pause)

Her: So, how's your hammer hanging?
ME: lol! Just fine, honey.
redirekib
07-14-09, 05:19 AM
I read it there yes, but I stole it long ago. In my case, when the only tool in your box is a rubber chicken, all your problems look like fake vomit.

A friend and I found a rubber chicken on a ride. We stopped and stared and poked at it before deciding what it was.

Sub, that story gave me a pretty good laugh, thanks.

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l278/kdl2525/Chicken003.jpg
jsharr
07-14-09, 08:12 AM
BTW, after a bit of thought and a look at the peg board, I would have to respond that mine is hanging from it's head.