Foo - Cyclists offered cut-price shag at German brothel

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Shimagnolo
07-14-09, 07:54 AM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/14/cyclist_discount/
KingTermite
07-14-09, 09:23 AM
Sounds great....but its a really, really long ride from Seattle. :(
ModoVincere
07-14-09, 09:24 AM
Sounds great....but its a really, really long ride from Seattle. :(
you could always check to see if your local establishment will match advertised prices. :p
Alfster
07-14-09, 04:10 PM
What? No 2 for 1 specials?
I think it's time to learn german and move to europe.
Hickeydog
07-14-09, 05:51 PM
I think it's time to learn german and move to europe.
Du sprach kein Deutch?
DataJunkie
07-14-09, 06:28 PM
I don't think I could handle a German woman. That and I am cheap.
Hickeydog
07-14-09, 06:35 PM
I don't think I could handle a German woman. That and I am cheap.
You're saying that you wouldn't drop $93 to have 45 minutes of play time? Some people pay more for massages. :confused2:
DataJunkie
07-14-09, 06:40 PM
Yup. I had a boss who was a massage therapist. As a result mine were free. I am spoiled.
A german prostitite would eat me alive.
Literally, I hear they don't eat much due to the depression.
DataJunkie
07-14-09, 06:42 PM
************ is free.
Hickeydog
07-14-09, 06:43 PM
A german prostitite would eat me alive.
Literally, I hear they don't eat much due to the depression.
So give her Bratwurst and Wiedersnitchel before going at it.
spinnaker
07-14-09, 06:46 PM
The story is nothing without pictures.
************ is free.
http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090504/dangers_of_mastrubation_01.jpg
http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090504/dangers_of_mastrubation_02.jpg
Shimagnolo
07-14-09, 06:51 PM
************ is free.
Da*mn. Your divorce must have *really* soured you on the opposite sex.:(
DataJunkie
07-14-09, 09:20 PM
Not really. I love women but have no desire to pay for it.
Anyhow, celibacy for the next year for me while I figure out why I have such a terrible taste in women.
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