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patentcad
07-14-09, 10:50 AM
In all modesty, I'd say it's me, but some of you might argue.

Discuss.


patentcad
07-14-09, 10:51 AM
I but some of you might argue.



Or maybe not.

jsharr
07-14-09, 10:52 AM
I am bigger than you, this I know.


Wordbiker
07-14-09, 10:53 AM
Is this measured by degree of idiocy, overall mass or post count?

jsharr
07-14-09, 10:57 AM
This thread needs a poll or a pole, or both.

bigskymacadam
07-14-09, 10:57 AM
Vote for Me.

AllenG
07-14-09, 10:58 AM
Can someone pass me a fork? I need to fish a penny out of a light socket.

ehidle
07-14-09, 11:01 AM
sex and poop by #10

KingTermite
07-14-09, 11:02 AM
Here ya go Allen. You always were the smart one. I would have tried the blasting caps.

KingTermite
07-14-09, 11:03 AM
sex and poop by #10

I'm having sex with my poop as I type this. :D

patentcad
07-14-09, 11:12 AM
I'm having sex with my poop as I type this. :D

I say you're full of **** and you are F'd.

ModoVincere
07-14-09, 11:27 AM
What's an idiot?

fuzzbox
07-14-09, 11:28 AM
I like how everone battles to be an idiot. I'll just vote you.

-=(8)=-
07-14-09, 11:32 AM
Since we are too big for cycling, we'll have better luck at idiot ?

coasting
07-14-09, 11:33 AM
Anyone who starts a thread like this has to be the most irredeemable idiot, the hands down winner by a mile.

UnsafeAlpine
07-14-09, 11:37 AM
Yeah, pcad wins.

redfooj
07-14-09, 11:43 AM
you, by a mile

TechKnowGN
07-14-09, 11:43 AM
Sorry, nope. I vote UA, and that it isn't close. He just posted a thread about having himself branded. ;)

artimus
07-14-09, 11:45 AM
See sig.......

patentcad
07-14-09, 11:46 AM
you, by a mile

Thank you for your vote.

patentcad
07-14-09, 11:46 AM
Yeah, pcad wins.

I'll get you for this.

patentcad
07-14-09, 11:47 AM
Thank you for your vote.


I'll get you for this.

Learn from the master.

TechKnowGN
07-14-09, 11:49 AM
Yeah, I wins.

fified for truthiness and winny ness.

ModoVincere
07-14-09, 11:50 AM
Pcad...forgetting one's meds for a day does not make you and idiot.
Strange? yes. Idiot? no.

I have to vote UA based on the branding himself idea.

x136
07-14-09, 11:51 AM
*stares blankly at this thread, drooling*

Velo Vol
07-14-09, 12:13 PM
I'm building up my idiot street cred. Another testimonial, offered just today:


Are you for real? Is that sarcasm, or are you genuinely that ignorant?

jsharr
07-14-09, 12:13 PM
*tastes x136 drool*

*drools more*

TechKnowGN
07-14-09, 12:31 PM
*tastes x136 drool*

*drools more*


Nice try, but users with purple stars are excluded...

(Or we'd have a 20 way tie for first place)

UA by a good bit. By even more if he tells us what he wants branded, so we can laugh at him foir the branding and the causation of branding.

StupidlyBrave
07-14-09, 12:45 PM
Is this measured by degree of idiocy, overall mass or post count?

The former. Otherwise, I have no chance :cry:

jsharr
07-14-09, 12:47 PM
Nice try, but users with purple stars are excluded...

(Or we'd have a 20 way tie for first place)

UA by a good bit. By even more if he tells us what he wants branded, so we can laugh at him foir the branding and the causation of branding.

He told me he wants a brand of a blistery scar.

StupidlyBrave
07-14-09, 12:48 PM
The former. Otherwise, I have no chance :cry:

Although, someone thanked me for an extra long pull on Monday. I replied with WhyTF do you need a pull going down a hill?

She said that she didn't have my mass to take her down. That **** called me fat.

So I have that going for me... ;)

jsharr
07-14-09, 12:51 PM
Although, someone thanked me for an extra long pull on Monday. I replied with WhyTF do you need a pull going down a hill?

She said that she didn't have my mass to take her down. That **** called me fat.

So I have that going for me... ;)

And you replied to yourself. just saying.

klondike300
07-14-09, 01:05 PM
I think they've all been banned already. Although didn't one just get a mod star a month or so ago?:innocent:

jsharr
07-14-09, 01:06 PM
I think they've all been banned already. Although didn't one just get a mod star a month or so ago?:innocent:

I have had the star for quite a while now........

StupidlyBrave
07-14-09, 01:07 PM
I think they've all been banned already. Although didn't one just get a mod star a month or so ago?:innocent:

If he would ban himself, I would relinquish all claims to the title. :innocent:

couch_incident
07-14-09, 01:11 PM
Hillary_2016 is. I on the otherhand have another hand.

Couch

coasting
07-14-09, 01:11 PM
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=562178

it may be a bit unkind, but has anyone noticed that tude's birthday falls on the day this idiocy thread appears, unsafe alpine decided to brand himself like a cow and a thread about using butter as chamois cream appears. coincidence? me thinks not.

ilikebikes
07-14-09, 01:25 PM
I vote for me. :o :(

Tude
07-14-09, 01:51 PM
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=562178

it may be a bit unkind, but has anyone noticed that tude's birthday falls on the day this idiocy thread appears, unsafe alpine decided to brand himself like a cow and a thread about using butter as chamois cream appears. coincidence? me thinks not.

That's ok. Hope yer car is parked in a garage. Things are going to get a little messy soon.

Signed

Foo's resident witch:D

ModoVincere
07-14-09, 02:45 PM
That's ok. Hope yer car is parked in a garage. Things are going to get a little messy soon.

Signed

Foo's resident witch:D

turn 'em into a newt!

msincredible
07-14-09, 03:08 PM
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=562178

it may be a bit unkind, but has anyone noticed that tude's birthday falls on the day this idiocy thread appears, unsafe alpine decided to brand himself like a cow and a thread about using butter as chamois cream appears. coincidence? me thinks not.

I can't decide between the guy who melted butter in his shorts and the one who washed his helmet in the laundry machine. :twitchy:

longbeachgary
07-14-09, 03:10 PM
In all modesty, I'd say it's me, but some of you might argue.

Discuss.

No, I wouldn't argue.

crtreedude
07-14-09, 03:11 PM
In all modesty, I'd say it's me, but some of you might argue.

Discuss.

I will agree with you patentcad. See, I do agree with you sometimes! :rolleyes:

Tude
07-14-09, 03:12 PM
I can't decide between the guy who melted butter in his shorts and the one who washed his helmet in the laundry machine. :twitchy:

LOL I missed that one!

couch_incident
07-14-09, 03:20 PM
Å nei, jeg gjorde det igjen!

Sofaen

redneckwes
07-14-09, 03:39 PM
I think P-cad has earned his place on the podium.

He should have a special jersey.

Suzie Green
07-14-09, 05:13 PM
In all modesty, I'd say it's me, but some of you might argue.

Discuss.

I think you have some merit here. Remember, it's good to be the best at something rather than the worst at everything. :D

patentcad
07-14-09, 05:24 PM
What color would the Idiot's Jersey be?

Discuss.

crtreedude
07-14-09, 05:24 PM
What color would the Idiot's Jersey be?

Discuss.

Vomit :rolleyes:

redirekib
07-14-09, 05:40 PM
I've done some pretty dumb things over the years but I never moved to the top of a really big hill.