Foo - I forgot

I got a short notice call Sunday, to leave Monday, to go to the DC area for the week. Oh what a lovely opportunity to load up the bike and bring it with me.

Helmet - Check
Shoes - Check
Gloves - Check
2 pairs of cycling socks - Check
2 pairs of cycling shorts - Check
2 jerseys - Check
2 Water bottles - Check
HRM and chest strap - Check
Electrolyte additive - Check
Energy gels - Check
Bike - ...


I could get by without everything listed above. Except for the bike, which is hanging nicely in it's stable. I wonder how I'm able to function at times.

You forgot the bike?!?

That's it, you're off my list of cool cyclists.

Rent one. Lots of good shops in DC.

I always forget things when I travel. One time I went down to Florida to golf with some buddies and forgot to pack underwear. That's ok since I don't wear underwear all the time. The only problem is, I zipped up my John Thursday once. Man did that hurt.

Couch

Steal one, lots of weak locks in DC.

I always forget things when I travel. One time I went down to Florida to golf with some buddies and forgot to pack underwear. That's ok since I don't wear underwear all the time. The only problem is, I zipped up my John Thursday once. Man did that hurt.

Couch

Self-performed circumcisms rock. :thumb:

I got a short notice call Sunday, to leave Monday, to go to the DC area for the week. Oh what a lovely opportunity to load up the bike and bring it with me.

Helmet - Check
Shoes - Check
Gloves - Check
2 pairs of cycling socks - Check
2 pairs of cycling shorts - Check
2 jerseys - Check
2 Water bottles - Check
HRM and chest strap - Check
Electrolyte additive - Check
Energy gels - Check
Bike - ...


I could get by without everything listed above. Except for the bike, which is hanging nicely in it's stable. I wonder how I'm able to function at times.


I'd be throwing the worst hissy fit ever!

Cj... epic fail and face palms dont go far enough to describe this.

x136 has just moved Crackerjab to the top of the waiting list for the initial run of Foo Facepalm jerseys.

ah, just like remembering to bring along your travel case, but leaving all it's contents at home.

x136 has just moved Crackerjab to the top of the waiting list for the initial run of Foo Facepalm jerseys.

Nah I think this is all a stunt just to unthrone UA. Fail at that too. x136 and CJ are still runners up.

x136 has just moved Crackerjab to the top of the waiting list for the initial run of Foo Facepalm jerseys.

I'll start ...

http://theanteheroes.com/Humor/MassFacepalm.jpg
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1851/672580-facepalm_super.jpg

Come on guys, leave CrackerJab alone! He's my hero and I won't stand for this.

Couch

Crackerjab, you failed almost as bad as parents magazine did.

http://www.panopticist.com/graphics/parents_penis.jpg

This would be me, on my way back to get the bike.....

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/Snarky%20Images/Spinningmadsmilie.gif

I didn't realize I left it until after I suited up at the hotel and went to the car to get the bike. Instead of riding I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.

http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike1.jpg

:lol:

I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.

Pics, pls?:innocent:

I didn't realize I left it until after I suited up at the hotel and went to the car to get the bike. Instead of riding I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.

That is an awesome idea.
Walk around in lycra and sidi's saying ..."now WTF did I leave that bike?" When someone asks..."I put it against a bench in NY's Central Park and went into the coffee shop and now I can't find it". Of course one can't be in NY to do this.

He went riding anway.................

I didn't realize I left it until after I suited up at the hotel and went to the car to get the bike. Instead of riding I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.


Sorry for laughing, but that really is too funny.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/de/Third-party-facepalm.jpg

Sorry for laughing, but that really is too funny.

I encourage people to laugh at my expense.

Have the Sister bring it to you.

You can use this as an excuse to buy another bike. There is always the "N+1" rule.

http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike1.jpg

Mimes?

Mimes?

No, they are members of the little known Maglev tribe of southern Mongolia.

No, they are members of the little known Maglev tribe of southern Mongolia.


I know them! I have seen their Monorail Cat leaving the station!

No, they are members of the little known Maglev tribe of southern Mongolia.

Really? The smaller mime does look like it could have a certain magnetic personality; the mama-san, not so much.

http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike1.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/nowheels4iy7qg-1.gif

Really? The smaller mime does look like it could have a certain magnetic personality; the mama-san, not so much.

They have an incredible spirit. I find it very uplifting to be around them.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/nowheels4iy7qg-1.gif

why the chain guard? Seems a bit silly really. Ruined the whole thing for me.

They have an incredible spirit. I find it very uplifting to be around them.

Careful there, you might be approaching the height of absurdity.

Careful there, you might be approaching the height of absurdity.

No, I am well grounded. I try to stay positive. Something that is very rare on this earth.

No, I am well grounded. I try to stay positive. Something that is very rare on this earth.

You have way too much energy for this, but it's not your fault. It's what we get for putting you in charge.