Foo - Got the Job: Science in Motion

I'll be moving back to Auburn AL! Yesterday I was accepted for the open Science in Motion position at Auburn U. I'll be moving lab supplies around area high schools and helping overworked physics teachers. Also, there's about 20 outreach programs to work on including one on global warming from NASA.

Here's my new ride. Dr Simon took the picture on my phone. He's about 70 or so, so the picture is mostly grass. He said this is the first time he's taken a picture with a phone.

So I assume that you used the letter I wrote for you?

Nice!

Couch

Cool!
I miss Auburn....there were a lot of fun times there....especially out at Chewalcla (sp?)

So I assume that you used the letter I wrote for you?

Of course. If you ever need anything just let me know.

After the move, I plan to be car-free again except the van. Any idea how I could move car-free from about 200 miles away? I have very few earthlies to move.

Cue Thomas Dolby. When you wrote about this before this song stuck in my head ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o

So I assume that you used the letter I wrote for you?

did u make them an offer they couldn't refuse (*pictures giant bass head discovered under provost's bed sheets at dawn*)?

did u make them an offer they couldn't refuse (*pictures giant bass head discovered under provost's bed sheets at dawn*)?


yeah, along those lines.


Dear Prospective Employer:

I think I would be a great fit for this job for several reasons, the primary one is that I need cash for drugs and I am tired of stealing and whoring to feed my habit.

Secondly, my parole officer thinks that I need to find gainful employment to aid in my rehabilitaion. I am pretty sure I can handle seeing lab coats again without going berserk and taking out a professor with a bunsen burner.

Finally, the voices in my head have been telling me that I need to get out of the house more or I will never meet potential new victims.

Thanks for your consideration. Hire me or I will harvest your skin.

Flatmaster

PS, I am going to harvest your skin either way, but if you hire me, I will make it less unpleasant for you in the end.

It's simple, but it says it:thumb:

Congrats!

I need a sex predator data base check first, but I hope it's mine.

yeah, along those lines.

YouTube - Silence of the Lambs with Goodbye Horses

congrats, sounds like a fun job.