Foo - The simple things

Sometimes it's the little things. That is all.

that's what she said :(

She called you a "simple thing" again? Dump her! :p

We almost had sex and poo in 3. We'll have to get the judges ruling on "dump".

Push pops are one of the things I'm referring to BTW. I've had 4 since last night. Haven't had them in well over a decade.

Popsicles ARE summer! The other day, I heard the alluring call of the magical, mystical ice cream truck. I made sure I had cash on hand, then called my boys to wait. And what to our wondering eyes did appear but a college guy, on break from a school in Maryland, driving a Mister Softee truck for his uncle for the summer. He was supposed to be working a car show at an auto museum in the area, but got stood up by them and was just driving the neighborhood.

First time to have cherry dipped soft serve ice cream in a cone served out of a truck. Was very nice change of pace from the usual hard frozen, covered in ice cyrstals bomb pops etc that is the usual ice cream truck fare.

I pointed the guy in the direction of the local park, playground, country club and swimming pool and wished him luck.

Then I sat back and watched three boys proceed to drip ice cream and chocolate sauce and cherry sauce all over themselves.

I love summer.

Push pops are one of the things I'm referring to BTW.Oh, grow up. You don't have to use euphemisms. 49% of the population has one, I think we will all survive mention.


I've had 4 since last night.Oh my.

Before we become dangerously close of no sex or poo, did she do a "nice little thing" in your pants for you?

I want to watch someone drip chocolate sauce all over themselves. Volunteers?

I want to watch someone drip chocolate sauce all over themselves. Volunteers?

Is there a paycheck involved? :innocent:

Is there a paycheck involved? :innocent:

A payload, maybe?

I like to shower with Hershey's and Rediwhip.

I like to shower with Hershey's and Rediwhip and then let a goat lick it all off.

ehhh...ok

I like to shower with Hershey's and Rediwhip.

The only people who say things like this are those who have never tried it.

Those who *have* tried it know how unsexy it really turns out to be when you're all sticky and its getting on everything within 10 feet of you. Then you start getting a rash because of body parts sticking together. Days later you still find it on things you didn't even remember going near. Wash the sheets, but then its on the bed frame and gets on the new clean sheets the next day, etc......

Not that *I* have ever done this, of course....:innocent:

The only people who say things like this are those who have never tried it.

Those who *have* tried it know how unsexy it really turns out to be when you're all sticky and its getting on everything within 10 feet of you. Then you start getting a rash because of body parts sticking together. Days later you still find it on things you didn't even remember going near. Wash the sheets, but then its on the bed frame and gets on the new clean sheets the next day, etc......

Not that *I* have ever done this, of course....:innocent:

You're right but it makes for really good pictures.